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I suffered thru 106 pages of this atrocity and I wouldn't suffer through any more. I hate I ever came across this book and wish I'd never started reading it. I was so mad I had to slam down a book that wasn't going to count on my reading challenge, but I could not suffer through this anymore. I would have never known this was a Persuasion retelling until I read someone’s review. That’s one of the main reasons I wanted to read it. And after reading that Anna shows no growth as a character or independence and has no mind of her own but continued to follow the crowd and needed to be like everyone else, I refused to waste one more second on this. Hearing about the drug use that Anna indulges in turned me off so badly I felt my blood pressure rising. Any author that condones underage drinking, to the point where people are getting drunk and having all kinds of problems, to where they state that the main character would hook up with a guy--that is her distant cousin--if she was drunk, that smokes weed, in a school where it's normal where kids are in rehab for drug use....no, absolutely, 100% no. I am so fed up with scantily-clad teenagers doing drugs and drinking alcohol. It's such a stereotypical teenager, and though I know it does happen, I don't approve and will not read about a group of stoners and drunkards with no morals and values. Just once I'd like to read about wholesome teenagers that don't drink, do drugs or engage in all manner of sexual activity. They are out there, you know. It's like everyone writes about teenagers like this because they think it's all teenagers do. As someone who doesn't drink and is so against drug use it isn't even funny, I won't read this trash any longer.
I went on to read if there was anything cute between Finn and Anna, because I read a lot of reviews where people loved Finn so I wanted to see if there was anything at all to get out of here.
I went on to read about Finn being alone in the kitchen with Lily while she made brownies. Another time Oscar made a comment about porn and Finn said he saved porn for special occasions. Ew. I wish he hadn’t made such sleazy comments. It made him not sweet, but just like another horny guy. Oscar—who is the other character that is gay I think—made a comment that manic pixie girls start to get annoying after a while. Then cut the crap with Lily and all her strangeness and move on. I was so mad when Lily asked if anyone had condoms, and then Hilary said I guess she expects to have sex with Finn this weekend. Then someone brought weed to the festival they went to, and stupid ass Anna actually took a hit off of it. She so doesn’t deserve Finn, though he isn’t innocent because he’s with Lily—who is a total annoyance. At least Wentworth didn’t get with that girl; he was shocked at the mere thought of it. Why would Finn want to get with a preppy girl, who didn’t give him the time of day? Anna was the only one who noticed him and cared about him. And though she was ashamed of him at least she kissed him and was attracted to him. They did go out after all, even though she kept it a secret.
And for f’s sake. Lily kisses Finn right there in front of them all and Finn kisses her back. F this. This is why I put it down, so I wouldn’t have to see him hook up with another girl. WENTWORTH DID NOT HOOK UP WITH ANOTHER GIRL. He loved Anne the entire time and was true to what they had. Screw this. And stupid Anna takes a long hit from the joint, then starts kissing Wade. And Finn and Lily were still intertwined. God I should have dropped this piece of shit the first time and kept with it. This deserves this review. I don’t do crappy teenage jealousy. Neither one of them should be with anyone else.
I thought Anna—finally—had a good moment when after Lily stupidly gets stoned and then dives into a shallow pool after Finn told her not to, and he told Finn he was criminally liable for the act and that his negligence put his daughter’s life at risk. Anna actually spoke up and said not to blame anyone, that he should be mad at Lily because it’s her fault. He said that they all let Lily down and Anna said she was the one that let them down, even tho she was afraid of her dad. I thought Lily got what she deserved. Get stoned, take too many drugs and get high, and decide to go swimming in all of your clothes in a hotel pool, that’s what you get.
I’d forgotten that the man in Persuasion turned out to have an ulterior motive and wasn’t really in love with Anne. So Wade’s deception is that he knew her dad had connections to Stanford and he wants her to get him to put in a letter of recommendation for him. It was funny when Anna said she was going to let him keep trying, even though she wasn’t going to get him the letter. She wanted to tease him and drag it out, make him think she was going to do it and drive him crazy trying to figure out how to handle it. “It’s a small, petty revenge, but I’m enjoying it. He should have picked a different alum’s daughter to target.”
Lily conveniently forgot that night and commiserated with a fellow loser in the hospital who had to get his stomach pumped because he had alcohol poisoning. What a fine pair they make. Finn was way too upset about her, pale and nervous and worried about her and texting her all the time, and going to visit her in the hospital, for my liking. Then he confides to Anna that he thought Lily was cool because she did what we wanted to and dated who she wanted to, but he got aggravated and was just tolerating her. And he said their kiss was just because he was in the moment and jealous of Wade kissing her, even though he realized how lucky he was to be with Lily, who is cute and “a babe”—guys don’t say that, that’s old-school and so lame—but he wanted to be the guy kissing Anna. The summary definitely declined to mention that he got with her friend. “Flirting” is not kissing. Flirting with her friends implied that he said empty nothings to them to get back at Anna, not that he legitimately liked, kissed and was kind of dating.
They kiss in the art room at school, Ginny, the art teacher or whoever, walked in on them and was teasing Anna about it, joking that she was busted and wanting to know how it was after Finn left. Anna was so mean to her about it, Ginny was just joking, and there was no call for how she treated her. Yeah, Ginny is mean about her artwork, basically saying it’s weird and she isn’t a good enough artist with enough diversity, but the way she and even Finn talked about her being annoying wasn’t okay. And Finn called James—the new guy in Lily’s life—a douchebag which I didn’t like. He shouldn’t have talked like that because he wasn’t nice in those moments. Anna told Ginny that her dad doesn’t comment on her personal life and she doesn’t comment on his, pointedly looking at Ginny and letting it sink in. That’s so rude. Yeah, who wants their dad dating someone only a little older than them, esp because her sister is friends with Ginny so that is so awkward, but still, Ginny was being nice in that moment.
There were some funny moments but their relationship just wasn’t sweet because I couldn’t get past the fact that he was attracted to Lily so much and was dating her almost the entire time, and didn’t get with Anna until so close to the ending. Then prom took up the rest of the time in which pages and pages were describing everyone’s outfits and dates and hairstyles and the differences between the twins: Lily and Hilary. I skipped right over it all. The last page of the book was Finn showing her a picture on his phone and she told him to let her see it or something. Totally mundane ending. Not a good story in any way, shape or form. If you like reading about a bunch of irresponsible teenagers making poor choice after poor choice, everyone hooking up and doing drugs and drinking too much and cussing and being obsessed with partying, this is all it has to offer. I don’t like any of those things so this book was never going to be good for me. And the author seemed to think that by having her say she wasn’t going to take weed from a stranger that that was a positive message for kids…haha. It’s laughable. Like, as long as you get your weed (that’s going to totally mess up your brain) from a reliable source, it’s all good. Meanwhile she goes on to have everyone stoned, kissing people they don’t want to, thinking about getting with people if they were more stoned, and someone jumps into a pool and almost dies because of drugs. But hey, that was only because she got her weed from a stranger. Everyone else who had their weed from someone they knew was A-okay and came down from the high unscathed. That’s a lesson for all you kids out there: get your drugs from people you know. I do not go for authors whose morals/values don’t align with mine. And if that isn’t the case, then she’s trying too hard to relate to teenagers by making them terrors of society. Either way, I don’t go for this crap and never will.
I assumed Anna would realize what's more important and lose her friends. But nope, she was friends with them until the end, as if they were nice people. She should've dumped Lucy, and Anna never even said anything to her about helping to ruin their relationship. When Anna had told Lucy that Finn asked her, Lucy totally ruined it and gave Anna reason to keep it a secret. Then towards the end Lucy had the gall to say she couldn't believe Anna hadn't danced with him...and Anna didn't say anything at all. That was a time to tell her off and say you made fun of him and so did everyone else, about his suit and the reason she didn't tell anyone was because of the way they treat ppl they think are losers. Lucy even made the comment that a red-headed guy tried to dance with her at the music festival, like he had a chance with her. And this is who Anna is friends with. Anna never once told her how mean that was.
This was my review before I stopped caring.
I wasn't so crazy about Anna and her life. Her parents are divorced, she lives with her absentee, materialistic dad because her mom didn't want to raise her. She has two older sisters, her two nannies were fired. Just not my kind of thing. And I really loathed hearing about how Anna wore what everyone else wore, skinny jeans, leather boots and silky tops over tank tops, trying so hard to be popular. I think it's pathetic to try to be like everyone else and fit in. She sounded desperate and like a total loser saying she was lucky to have her friends and didn't want to lose them. The real loser is the person laughing at things that aren't funny to go along with the crowd and going out and shopping for things your friends are wearing. I did not like that in a main character.
I found her friends to be unrealistic, particularly when Lucy asked who he was when she saw her waving at him and said well he can't take up too much space in the car. Like, I don't think anyone would say that.
I wondered why her sister picked him up and it wasn't even explained. He was just another kid her sister carpooled. No explanation why her sister did that or how she knew him. He would sit in the back and the first day he introduced himself and imm showed her a pic on his phone. That was their thing, looking at pictures and talking about them.
I didn't like his looks, that the bridge of his nose was too big and his nose too thin. He wore ugly round glasses that kept slipping. She wished he would care about his looks a little, and I do understand that. Again, things just weren't that realistic. Her sister Lizzie said King Nerd liked Anna--why is she picking him up if she thinks he's a nerd?--and said he's perfect boyfriend material because he could be carried in her pocket, taken out whenever she wanted and then stuffed back when she got bored. Is the only thing people can say about him is his small size? I don't believe anyone would make fun of someone by saying these things. There are obvious things they could say. I thought Lizzie was going to say something about him being an encyclopedia and telling her anything she wanted to know.
I didn't like when she said his scrawny face lit up whenever he saw her and she knew he liked her. It was sweet though how she would catch him looking at her instead of the phone and when she caught him he would blush and look down.
I didn't believe the conversations. They weren't realistic or believable. Anna asked Finn if it was hard moving around because of his parents' jobs and he said he didn't know because he didn't have anything to compare it too. Um, I think you would know whether something like that was hard without having a comparison. And moving around so much would be hard.
I didn't like that Anna had kissed 3 other guys before Finn and that it was his first kiss and she thought his instincts to go slow were good ones. I would have liked it better had they had their first kiss together.
It was awful that after their kiss where he pulled her into an alley, she let go of his hand before they got to school. She definitely had a lot to make up for. And I felt so bad for him when she said she didn't understand ppl who were all over each other in public-which I agree with-and she liked it better being like this in private, and he didn't say anything. She's an idiot for not seeing that he thought she thought he wasn't good enough.
And strike three for the stupid conversations these teenagers had.
"Phoebe said something about Carlos Mercado--about how she knew the nerds would one day be all rich and famous and everything, but who cares when they looked the way they did now?
And Lucy laughed and said, "And what if you start going out with some ninety-eight-pound nerdling now, and then he doesn't get all rich and famous?"
No one in high school would judge a nerd because of their weight. They would judge them for being a nerd. Weight has nothing to do with it. This was really stupid. Talk to any teenagers lately? The glasses and his nose would have kept them busy enough. No one would be shaming him for weighing less than 100 lbs. As a 24 year old who has never weighed 98 lbs, no one at school ever made fun of me for that. About my size yeah, my height sure. My weight? Never. Let's get real.
I had no patience for this juvenile way of thing and Anna's desperation with having everyone's approval. One day in freshman year Finn came and sat down at her table and she introduced him by saying he was in her carpool, not that they were dating. When he questioned her about it later she still didn't stop it. She went on to treat him like crap. He asked her to the semi-formal and she actually said she had to check with her friends first because it would be weird for her to go with him if her friends didn't have dates. Sometimes you can just tell when an author hasn't been a teenager in a while, because the things they write just aren't true.
Lucy thought they should go in a group with guys they were friendly with, no pairing up, just hanging out. Phoebe a guy asked her but Lucy insisted that was weird because the only couples were real boyfriend and girlfriend, bcuz to go with a guy meant "you're basically publicly committing to him for life." Someone liked the italics button a little too much. Anyone gone to a dance with someone before, and stayed shackled to them until death did you part? No? Didn't think so. Who comes up with this nonsense?
And to make it even more nauseatingly stupid, when Anna told Lucy that Finn asked her to the dance, Lucy insisted that Finn was mean for daring to put her in the awkward position of having to say no. What a dumbass.
This book really seemed old what with carpools and if you have four people in the car you get the best parking spot at school, never heard of that, and looking up people in a directory.
It was incredibly weird that Anna told her sister Molly not to tell their dad and sister Lizzie that she was gay, to see how long it took them to figure it out, like it was a game or something. And Anna thinking it was great and practically bouncing with happiness as she thought of telling her friends. Who does that? Would you call up your friends to tell them that your sister liked guys? No. Because they'd be like good for her, that has nothing to do with me. So why would you want to get on the phone tree and start calling all your friends to say your sister is home from college...the gay one? So dumb.
I couldn't believe the scene where Captain Wentworth picked her up after she fell of the log was changed to Finn grabbing the dog before she was bitten. So lame.
The author seemed to think that any girl that liked bigger guys has a daddy complex. Anna shamed Lucy into thinking she had daddy issues because she liked big guys. Lucy said she liked how it felt to be crushed against a big, strong chest and Anna said "Yeah, that's not how a little girl feels with her dad at all."
Then she said this little gem: "He's a lot more slender than Jackson, and since I don't have Lucy's daddy's-girl issues, I prefer that."
So much in here is just wrong. So, only big guys with strong chests are dads? No skinny or small guys can have daughters? Liking a big, strong guy has nothing to do with wanting a father figure, especially if your father doesn't have that figure.
I didn't care for the joke Anna made. It seemed out of character for her anyway. She met a distant cousin for the first time when he walked into the shop with Jackson-the guy Lucy gets her dad fetish on with-and when Lucy said she was as genetically similar to Wade as she was to her and Anna said "Then why won't you sleep with me?" Who asks their friend that?
I really didn't like that Anna had had a couple hookups at parties since Finn left after freshman year. She should have been true to Finn even though he wasn't there. At least Anne Eliot didn't kiss another guy. I dreaded the after party because Anna wasn't riding with Finn and he would be alone with Lily and other girls, and Anna had to ride with Lucy because Lucy needed a responsible drinker. Lucy said she didn't need to be stone cold sober but just not wasted and I waited for Anna to say she would never get wasted, or that she didn't drink. No such luck. What an abomination to the Anne Eliot character.
It took me a while to realize the connection between Wade and Anne Eliot's cousin in Persuasion, but when I figured it out at the party when Anna said it's not creepy but it seemed like maybe it could be creepy I was revolted. The reason Jane Austen wrote that, author, is because back in the 1700s it was acceptable to marry your cousin because they didn't know enough back then to know the serious perversion as well as the birth deformities associated with that. So, having two cousins willing to hook up with each other in the 21st is not only wrong, it is so far beyond creepy it isn't even funny. Why would she change so much about the original but then keep the cousins part? Disgusting. I also loathed the comment that Finn made that he was just here to to study the effects of very short skirts on the male brain, and said he would watch Lily dance. He did, though, decline the dance which I was glad about, saying that he had a bad experience at a dance once and looked at Anna. She deserved that shame, though she must not have felt bad enough because she went off on the dance floor with Wade, her cousin, and intended to enjoy herself. Didn't like Anna, that's for sure.
At the party Anna is dressed like a trashy cheerleader-because the themes are always sexist-and
I finally put this piece of trash down before it could get any worse and I'd have to read about Finn kissing Lily. What a ruination of Jane Austen's work and this sullies the good name of Persuasion. This shouldn't even be within a 100 miles of that work.