10/4/25 I'm a bit torn because it's ... half 2-3 stars but also this was so disjointed it's like ... I don't know if it had been spicy and the site censored it and the author just ... left it as is/cut up. 🤷🏻♀️ No clue. It was like "oh that ... happened I guess" =not mad I read it but it'll be one of those extremely forgettable reads.
D ... D+ if being kind? Like this was ... nothing special already then being so choppy disjointed just ...
[also a lot of the notes were voice dictated and ... realizing that was a mess] ~*~*~*~ The Empress Wants to Live a Long Life
1 FL is Ye Yuluan? (Typical evil Cunt stepmom - obviously embezzled FL’s mom’s dowry, selfish bitch ass half sister, stupid piece of trash, useless, awful dad all the usual tropes going on here.)
3 😱😅 girl. This. “Before losing consciousness, one thought filled her mind: in this life, as long as she survived, she must stay far, far away from this wretched man.”
5 *sigh*so the bitch ass second princess (Song Ruzhu) is a stupid fucking cunt too and the ED is an idiot who just listens to her. exhausting
9 no but seriously is there something… Wrong with this emperor Song Que like is he on the spectrum what is happening here?
15 first kiss! Other than in the first few chapters, his wanting to kill her, he’s actually been pretty nice to her and is even drying her hair and explaining his actions. it’s everyone else honestly that’s the problem.
18 awwwww 🥰🥰🥰 he’s making overtures! I love that she knew he’s [the love] allowed his momo to tell her about his tragic history and she immediately wanted to go see him and he knew she would go see him and it’s so cute ❤️
19 Damn, just one hit after the other. she finds out that her mom was poisoned by her shit stepmom and now that there’s going to be a palace selection, poor girl too much on her mom‘s death anniversary
… big disconnect b/t 22-23; maybe an error/missing text
23 interesting though it seems he has some sort of childhood trauma and massive aversion to sex
20 oh groooooooss the Pang family is disguuuustingggggg
21 (?) 🙊 christ. That disgusting Pang Yuantai the “ vulnerable grand tutor” raped a palace maid when he was supposed to be teaching ML, *made him watch it* and when she took her own life in shame, they blamed it on ML who was a fucking child OMFG
25. I suspect her shit sister was reborn but 🤷
29 oh no, was FL really kidnapped and her stupid maid Bitan betrayed her!
30 is it too much to just want Song Chenghong, to be miserable 🤷🏻♀️ Was it edited out or just too vague like I didn’t even know ML & FL had sex but I guess she’s definitely pregnant + some word salad
32. Wait, does he doubt the baby is his? But he named it the Crown Prince so I mean I guess we have a lot of chapters to go.
33 baby Song Zhao is now 1 O.o uh that’s it? Not only did I go to the main page to check the chapter count. I literally clicked on the Ross to “” read and that’s it. Are you kidding me? WTF
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.