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A Very Hairy Christmas: Bigfoot's Holiday Advice: Experience Christmas Bigfoot Way; Witty Humor; Gift for Men, Women, Teenagers, and Adults

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🎄 A Very Hairy Bigfoot’s Guide to Surviving the Holidays

Tired of the same holiday rush and stress? Do you want something different? Do you want a new way to look at Christmas? A gift that will cause laughter to erupt throughout the house on Christmas morning. BIGFOOT has the answer in his new book, A Very Hairy Christmas. From secret snow forts to Santa survival strategies, A Very Hairy Christmas is Bigfoot’s laugh-out-loud guide to thriving during the most chaotic season of all.

🏕️ You’ll

✨ Holiday survival strategies from a legend who’s been avoiding humans for centuries
🌲 Cave-decorating hacks using only what nature provides—no craft stores required
🍪 Monster-sized recipes like Sasquatch Eggnog and Giant Footprint Cookies
❄️ Snow fort engineering secrets from decades of forest warfare
🎁 Gift-giving wisdom for those allergic to malls
🎅 Santa diplomacy tips to ensure smooth sleigh flyovers

🏕️ Not Your Average Holiday Handbook

Tired of the same old Christmas stress?
This is the ultimate alternative holiday guide—written by the world’s most elusive creature. Bigfoot shares his fur-covered secrets for a season filled with laughter, warmth, and a touch of wilderness wisdom.

😂 Perfect

Adults who love clever, quirky humorAnyone who’s overwhelmed by holiday expectationsBigfoot believers and cryptid enthusiastsAnyone tired of stressful holiday expectationsFans of Christmas comedies and parody booksSecret Santa or white-elephant gift exchangesReaders who love Christmas but crave a fresh, funny twist❤️ Why You’ll Love It
Filled with hilarious disasters, warm moments, and furry wisdom, this book is a fresh take on Christmas cheer—from mistletoe mishaps to the Great Marshmallow Fire of 2016.
A Very Hairy Christmas reminds us that laughter (and maybe a little mystery) is the best survival tool of all.

🎁 The Perfect Gift
✔ Give the gift of laughter!
✔ Great for Secret Santa, stocking stuffers, or office exchanges
✔ Ideal for fans of cryptids, comedy, and holiday humor
✔ Ideal for holiday humor lovers, Bigfoot fans, and anyone who wants a break from the ordinary Christmas chaos.

Celebrate the Season—BIGFOOT STYLE
Grab your cocoa, light the campfire, and get ready to laugh your way through Christmas.
A Very Hairy Christmas proves that even legends need a little help surviving the holidays.

May cause uncontrollable laughter, spontaneous snow-fort building, and a craving for oversized gingerbread cookies.

140 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 3, 2025

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Joe Haun

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247 reviews3 followers
October 10, 2025
Hilariously clever

Hilarious, clever, and oddly heartwarming. Joe Haun gives Christmas a Bigfoot sized twist full of weight, chaos, and charm. Perfect for anyone tired of predictable holiday reads. This one delivers laughter, nostalgia, and just the right amount of festive weirdness.
126 reviews1 follower
October 21, 2025
so funny

This book is hilarious and such a fun read! Bigfoot’s take on holidays is goofy, clever, and somehow still heartwarming. I couldn’t stop laughing at some of the stories, and it’s a great way to unwind during the holiday rush. I’m already planning to grab a few more copies as gifts.
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