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Miu Lambda
Miu Lambda – A Descent into Madness, Mind, and MythWhen curiosity becomes an infection, reality itself begins to rot.
Johnny Mills is an ordinary university student chasing his final thesis—a harmless research trip to Romania to uncover the origins of Count Dracula. But what begins as an academic journey quickly dissolves into a labyrinth of superstition, science, and shadow. A smiling guide who knows too much, a mayor who offers “engineered water,” and a village that worships something older than God—Johnny’s report turns into a confession written in fear.
Each answer he uncovers spawns a deeper
Is the curse of the castle supernatural… or manufactured?
Are the villagers bewitched—or biologically programmed?
And who is the man calling himself Dr. N, the architect of a global experiment that doesn’t just watch thoughts—it writes them?
As the line between hallucination and horror erodes, Johnny finds himself trapped between a parasitic faith and a parasitic science, hunted through fog-choked streets, buried alive, and forced to confront the truth that Dracula was never a myth—only a prototype.
“Miu Lambda” drags readers through gothic cathedrals and fluorescent laboratories, where blood rituals meet neural technology, and free will is nothing more than a broadcast signal. Every chapter peels back one more layer of deception until the final revelation makes you question your own mind.
Psychological horror & techno-gothic suspense
Government experiments, mind control, and immortality
Eastern European folklore meets modern conspiracy
Reality-bending fear, hallucinations, and identity loss
Fans of Resident Evil, The Call of Cthulhu, and Dan Simmons’ Carrion Comfort will be devoured by this cinematic descent into paranoia and power.
Johnny Mills is an ordinary university student chasing his final thesis—a harmless research trip to Romania to uncover the origins of Count Dracula. But what begins as an academic journey quickly dissolves into a labyrinth of superstition, science, and shadow. A smiling guide who knows too much, a mayor who offers “engineered water,” and a village that worships something older than God—Johnny’s report turns into a confession written in fear.
Each answer he uncovers spawns a deeper
Is the curse of the castle supernatural… or manufactured?
Are the villagers bewitched—or biologically programmed?
And who is the man calling himself Dr. N, the architect of a global experiment that doesn’t just watch thoughts—it writes them?
As the line between hallucination and horror erodes, Johnny finds himself trapped between a parasitic faith and a parasitic science, hunted through fog-choked streets, buried alive, and forced to confront the truth that Dracula was never a myth—only a prototype.
“Miu Lambda” drags readers through gothic cathedrals and fluorescent laboratories, where blood rituals meet neural technology, and free will is nothing more than a broadcast signal. Every chapter peels back one more layer of deception until the final revelation makes you question your own mind.
Psychological horror & techno-gothic suspense
Government experiments, mind control, and immortality
Eastern European folklore meets modern conspiracy
Reality-bending fear, hallucinations, and identity loss
Fans of Resident Evil, The Call of Cthulhu, and Dan Simmons’ Carrion Comfort will be devoured by this cinematic descent into paranoia and power.
32 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 7, 2025
About the author
Mr. J
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booktour.com/author/34510
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Amphigory Almanac: Hebetudinous Humour, Pedantic Prose, & Linguistic Levity: Meet Mr. JPaperback: $15.95May 19, 2010 (5)Paperback: 140 pagesPublisher: Outskirts Press; 1st edition (May 19, 2010)Language: EnglishAmazon Best Sellers Rank: #56 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)________
Customer ReviewsMost helpful review My Opinion Of The BookDiddy certainly gives your mind and imagination a run for it's money with this piece. He shows simply that there are many facets to each of our personalities through his laugh out...Read the full reviewPublished 17 months ago by SaraMost recent review It's hilariousAll I knew, when I started reading this, was it's a comedy. What it is, is an interesting collection of shorts (short stories), many of them relating to each other, and many stand...Read the full reviewPublished 6 months ago by Poppet> _______
Meet Mr. JPaperback: $11.95April 26, 2011 (1)Paperback: 68 pagesPublisher: Outskirts Press (April 26, 2011)Language: EnglishAmazon Best Sellers Rank: #167 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)________
BOOK EXCERPT:
Meet Mr. J, a mouth-breathing-barbaric-lousy-writer so self involved that he failed Astronomy 101 because he literally thought the world revolved around him. Someone once stole his identity but it was quickly returned . . . along with several others to choose from. Mr. J is writing a new book or as he called it "an Amish blog". It will probably have more unread pages than crack dealer's beeper during the 80's.
Awards:
Indie Print Press, Inc Book Awards (2011)
Angie's Diary VIP Award (2011)
Underground UK Publishing Book Awards (2011)
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Indie Interrogation: Mr. J
By Lil Nubi
Monday August 22, 2011
http://royalflushmagazine.com/2011/08...
"Today we have an interview with the man, they myth, the legend Mr. J! No, not Mr. J from Americas Next Top Model, but the other Mr. J. Yeah, that's right...the author of "Amphigory Almanac: Hebetudinous Humour, Pedantic Prose, & Linguistic Levit: Meet Mr. J". I simply call it Meet Mr. J, its easier to remember and a hell of a lot easier to say. Let the fun begin, shall we?
Who is Mr. J? I mean, does the J stand for something or do you prefer to remain anonymous? I understand if you don't want your celebrity status to interrupt your daily going-ons.
-Mr.J is either the fake author of a real book or the real author of a fake book.
-Broken down it's: Three syllable sounds, two lowercase letters, and one witty writer.
-It's an acronym of "Mostly Ridiculous Jokes".
-I don't need a pseudonym to keep me from being a famous face in the writer world, my lack of talent as an author has that covered. I'm so unrecognizable that even my driver's license photo is just a picture of a superimposed question mark stamped over a faceless silhouette.
Upon reading your book, the only conclusions I can draw are that you are either schizophrenic, or have an identity complex. Which of these terms can you relate to more?
-I don't have schizophrenia, one of my alter personalities does.
-I have multiple personalities, unfortunately, they're all boring, dull, or both so it's hard to chose which to be which has lead to my identity complex. I'm not sure which real me to pretend to be or which fake me I really am.
-It all started when my identity was stolen then the thief realized who I was and returned it immediately along with several others to chose from. Since then, to me, books on 'self help' seem identical to books on 'helping others'.
The book took me twice as long to read than it normally would of, I had to look every third word up in a dictionary. Do you consider yourself to be a wordsmith, and do you talk like this in normal conversation?
-The word choice can
MRJCOMEDYWRITER@GMAIL.COM
________
WEBSITE:
amazon.com/author/mrj
OUTSKIRTSPRESS.COM/MEETMRJ
facebook.com/mrjwriter
booktour.com/author/34510
_________________________________
Amphigory Almanac: Hebetudinous Humour, Pedantic Prose, & Linguistic Levity: Meet Mr. JPaperback: $15.95May 19, 2010 (5)Paperback: 140 pagesPublisher: Outskirts Press; 1st edition (May 19, 2010)Language: EnglishAmazon Best Sellers Rank: #56 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)________
Customer ReviewsMost helpful review My Opinion Of The BookDiddy certainly gives your mind and imagination a run for it's money with this piece. He shows simply that there are many facets to each of our personalities through his laugh out...Read the full reviewPublished 17 months ago by SaraMost recent review It's hilariousAll I knew, when I started reading this, was it's a comedy. What it is, is an interesting collection of shorts (short stories), many of them relating to each other, and many stand...Read the full reviewPublished 6 months ago by Poppet> _______
Meet Mr. JPaperback: $11.95April 26, 2011 (1)Paperback: 68 pagesPublisher: Outskirts Press (April 26, 2011)Language: EnglishAmazon Best Sellers Rank: #167 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)________
BOOK EXCERPT:
Meet Mr. J, a mouth-breathing-barbaric-lousy-writer so self involved that he failed Astronomy 101 because he literally thought the world revolved around him. Someone once stole his identity but it was quickly returned . . . along with several others to choose from. Mr. J is writing a new book or as he called it "an Amish blog". It will probably have more unread pages than crack dealer's beeper during the 80's.
Awards:
Indie Print Press, Inc Book Awards (2011)
Angie's Diary VIP Award (2011)
Underground UK Publishing Book Awards (2011)
Edit this post | Permalink
Indie Interrogation: Mr. J
By Lil Nubi
Monday August 22, 2011
http://royalflushmagazine.com/2011/08...
"Today we have an interview with the man, they myth, the legend Mr. J! No, not Mr. J from Americas Next Top Model, but the other Mr. J. Yeah, that's right...the author of "Amphigory Almanac: Hebetudinous Humour, Pedantic Prose, & Linguistic Levit: Meet Mr. J". I simply call it Meet Mr. J, its easier to remember and a hell of a lot easier to say. Let the fun begin, shall we?
Who is Mr. J? I mean, does the J stand for something or do you prefer to remain anonymous? I understand if you don't want your celebrity status to interrupt your daily going-ons.
-Mr.J is either the fake author of a real book or the real author of a fake book.
-Broken down it's: Three syllable sounds, two lowercase letters, and one witty writer.
-It's an acronym of "Mostly Ridiculous Jokes".
-I don't need a pseudonym to keep me from being a famous face in the writer world, my lack of talent as an author has that covered. I'm so unrecognizable that even my driver's license photo is just a picture of a superimposed question mark stamped over a faceless silhouette.
Upon reading your book, the only conclusions I can draw are that you are either schizophrenic, or have an identity complex. Which of these terms can you relate to more?
-I don't have schizophrenia, one of my alter personalities does.
-I have multiple personalities, unfortunately, they're all boring, dull, or both so it's hard to chose which to be which has lead to my identity complex. I'm not sure which real me to pretend to be or which fake me I really am.
-It all started when my identity was stolen then the thief realized who I was and returned it immediately along with several others to chose from. Since then, to me, books on 'self help' seem identical to books on 'helping others'.
The book took me twice as long to read than it normally would of, I had to look every third word up in a dictionary. Do you consider yourself to be a wordsmith, and do you talk like this in normal conversation?
-The word choice can
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