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ENLIGHTEN THE F*CK UP!: a rebel's guide to waking up
For misfits, black sheep, the beautifully jaded and anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at toxic positivity and feels like traditional spirituality can’t contain people like you—welcome home!
This irreverent, hilariously raw collection blends South Park/Family Guy-style humor with spiritual awakening that hovers somewhere between bonkers and brilliant. Rebel Yogi Satya shares the stories and lessons that shattered his worldview and set him on a fiery path toward unapologetic authenticity. With language that challenges, reveals, provokes, and liberates, Satya speaks directly to the rebel soul in all of us—calling us to enter into the sacredness of being real.
No woo-woo fluff or impossible meditation schedules here—just fun stories and direct, no-bullshit reflections to help you unpack your conditioning and live an enlightened, messy, authentic life.
Screw footnotes—this ain't academia. Instead, there's an overstuffed appendix crammed with pop culture nods—movies, commercials, songs and jingles from across the decades—plus an unhealthy dollop of conspiracy theories that are littered throughout the book.
This isn’t enlightenment for the chosen few. This is awakening for rebels, weirdos, truth-seekers, and those who choose to laugh while destroying who they thought they were.
"Rebel Yogi Satya gives you a fierce sobering look at reality… He challenges our old assumptions about spirituality and gives us some fresh insights into the journey of the incarnational experience…”
— Alan Steinfeld, author of Making Contact and founder of New Realities
"What you find brilliant comedy, I find disgusting!"
— Satya’s mother
This irreverent, hilariously raw collection blends South Park/Family Guy-style humor with spiritual awakening that hovers somewhere between bonkers and brilliant. Rebel Yogi Satya shares the stories and lessons that shattered his worldview and set him on a fiery path toward unapologetic authenticity. With language that challenges, reveals, provokes, and liberates, Satya speaks directly to the rebel soul in all of us—calling us to enter into the sacredness of being real.
No woo-woo fluff or impossible meditation schedules here—just fun stories and direct, no-bullshit reflections to help you unpack your conditioning and live an enlightened, messy, authentic life.
Screw footnotes—this ain't academia. Instead, there's an overstuffed appendix crammed with pop culture nods—movies, commercials, songs and jingles from across the decades—plus an unhealthy dollop of conspiracy theories that are littered throughout the book.
This isn’t enlightenment for the chosen few. This is awakening for rebels, weirdos, truth-seekers, and those who choose to laugh while destroying who they thought they were.
"Rebel Yogi Satya gives you a fierce sobering look at reality… He challenges our old assumptions about spirituality and gives us some fresh insights into the journey of the incarnational experience…”
— Alan Steinfeld, author of Making Contact and founder of New Realities
"What you find brilliant comedy, I find disgusting!"
— Satya’s mother
382 pages, Hardcover
Published October 14, 2025
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