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The Enlightened Onion: Your fun guide to spiritual wisdom
Peel back the layers of your soul with a vegetable that’s more spiritual than you ever thought possible.
The Enlightened A Fun Guide to Spiritual Wisdom is a delightfully eccentric journey into energy, healing, and intuition—told through the humble yet surprisingly wise onion. This richly illustrated, light-hearted guide invites readers to laugh, cry, explore, and connect with their inner layers… and maybe even do a little divination with a spring onion or two.
Whether you're a curious beginner, a seasoned spiritual seeker, or simply someone who appreciates a fresh, funny take on metaphysical matters, this book offers grounded wisdom with a generous dose of silliness. Through chakras, auras, moon rituals, elemental healing, and the occasional onion-based recipe or ritual, you'll discover that spiritual growth doesn’t always have to be so serious.
Inside you’ll
🧅 A playful take on energy centres (chakras) and aura layers, explained through onion anatomy
🌱 Folk magic and cleansing rituals using onion in sacred and everyday ways
🌕 Lunar gardening and moon-phase rituals (yes, with onions!)
🌍 Global traditions and spiritual practices involving onion in ancient and modern contexts
🎨 Dozens of whimsical illustrations
✨ Onionmancy, aura reading, and shadow work made accessible
🤹♀️ Affirmations, meditations, rituals, and even a personality quiz (What Kind of Onion Are You?)
💬 Quotes, testimonials (from Beverly Beetroot and Bruce Broccoli), and final thoughts from the author
With a tone that lovingly walks the line between mystical and mischievous, this book reminds us that healing, magic, and spirit are everywhere—sometimes even in the kitchen. Whether you’re smudging your home with onion spray or journaling through the tears of shadow work, you’re invited to embrace the silliness and depth of your own onion journey.
So loosen your outer shell, grab a tissue, and dive into a spiritual exploration unlike any other—one that’s pungunt, funny, and just a little bit sacred.
You are not too much. You are not too little. You are just like Onion.
The Enlightened A Fun Guide to Spiritual Wisdom is a delightfully eccentric journey into energy, healing, and intuition—told through the humble yet surprisingly wise onion. This richly illustrated, light-hearted guide invites readers to laugh, cry, explore, and connect with their inner layers… and maybe even do a little divination with a spring onion or two.
Whether you're a curious beginner, a seasoned spiritual seeker, or simply someone who appreciates a fresh, funny take on metaphysical matters, this book offers grounded wisdom with a generous dose of silliness. Through chakras, auras, moon rituals, elemental healing, and the occasional onion-based recipe or ritual, you'll discover that spiritual growth doesn’t always have to be so serious.
Inside you’ll
🧅 A playful take on energy centres (chakras) and aura layers, explained through onion anatomy
🌱 Folk magic and cleansing rituals using onion in sacred and everyday ways
🌕 Lunar gardening and moon-phase rituals (yes, with onions!)
🌍 Global traditions and spiritual practices involving onion in ancient and modern contexts
🎨 Dozens of whimsical illustrations
✨ Onionmancy, aura reading, and shadow work made accessible
🤹♀️ Affirmations, meditations, rituals, and even a personality quiz (What Kind of Onion Are You?)
💬 Quotes, testimonials (from Beverly Beetroot and Bruce Broccoli), and final thoughts from the author
With a tone that lovingly walks the line between mystical and mischievous, this book reminds us that healing, magic, and spirit are everywhere—sometimes even in the kitchen. Whether you’re smudging your home with onion spray or journaling through the tears of shadow work, you’re invited to embrace the silliness and depth of your own onion journey.
So loosen your outer shell, grab a tissue, and dive into a spiritual exploration unlike any other—one that’s pungunt, funny, and just a little bit sacred.
You are not too much. You are not too little. You are just like Onion.
82 pages, Paperback
Published October 15, 2025
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