Ryo was a chef, an extremely good one at that. That was until the entire universe as he knew it changed.
After his spaceship is attacked and destroyed by an enemy armada, he finds himself in a situation he never could have imagined.
Sent back in time and to an alternate reality, he has quite a few choices to make. Accompanied by a highly advanced Artificial Intelligence, a medieval noble, and his samurai retainers, Ryo sets out to change the known world. At least this dimension's version of it!
With his knowledge of history and the help of his companions, can he stop the unstoppable tide of the greatest war machine the East Asian continent has ever known?
Join Ryo, Lord So, Saito, Jiro, Princess Xie, Dan Po, and company as they try to change history with a little bit of luck, a lot of technical know-how, and some fantastic food!
Stop! Do not read this story if you are a Douchebag, Troll, Hate Music, are Anti-Marijuana, Dislike Fun, Don’t Like Video Games, and are just a Terrible Human Being.
If any of these describe you DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!
On the other hand, if you like all of those things and irreverent humor, pop culture, bad jokes, gratuitous language and violence, plus, you’re a fan of movies like:
Your Highness Cheech and Chong’s The Corsican Brothers The Adventures of Baron Munchausen The Princess Bride The Goonies Half Baked
On weed… Then this stories for you!
Eyrth Online is the adventures of Lawrence Wrath. Just your everyday average stoner, who gets to play the most amazing virtual reality massively multiplayer role playing game (VRMMORPG) of all time;
EYRTH ONLINE
If you enjoy stoner comedies and escapism then this books for you. I have created a Spotify playlist that I was listening to when I wrote these novellas. Each song is the title of the chapter and is the musical theme for that chapter.
I originally intended for you the reader to imbibe some marijuana, start the playlist, and jump into my world. If you don’t smoke that is fine, if you can’t read and listen to music that is fine too. Just read the way you normally do and enjoy the story
But, if you like to smoke some herb and jam out to tunes while you are reading a great book, then I think you will love Eyrth Online. You will need a Spotify account to access the play list, if you don’t have one you will have to gather the songs on your own. Sorry about that.
All characters and events in this series… Even those based on real people… Are entirely fictional… All celebrity likenesses and voices are impersonated… poorly… All music is not mine, none of it, at all… The following episode contains coarse language, gratuitous sex, violence, and due to its content… it should not be read or listened to by anyone.
Eyrth Online: The Green Album – Volume 1
400 pages of Stoner LitRPG goodness, plus 81 different songs on the playlist to tantalize your sound tubes! Could you ask for more?
Praise about this book…
“While I don’t usually endorse forced sodomy… this book is funny as hell!” Me.
“I think I laughed once… Wait, no I definitely laughed one time… I think… did I read your book babe?” My Girlfriend
“I literally pooped myself… but I’ve been sick so… it could have been that.” Some Guy
“What’s a VRMMORPG?” My Dad
“I do believe you have a dangling participle sir.” Tim curry.
It contains episodes 1-4 of EO. It’s FREE on Kindle Unlimited and $3.99 for an Ebook. The playlist has been updated and is on Spotify, The Youtube link is on the bottom! Thanks Matt Westgate! I didn’t even think about it!
Oh, I am going to Thailand for 1 month! I won’t be back till the middle of August. So, I am going to try to push out episode 5, but I can’t promise anything. Thanks ya’ll, enjoy the novellas and stuff.
The "Empire of the Ax" in this book with it's capital of "Timbuktu on the eastern shores of Africa"...
Is actually the Aksum Empire with it's capital of Axum in the highlands of Ethiopia...
Timbuktu is in western Africa in the Sahel, the semi-desert region south of the Sahara and would soon become part of the Empire of Mali and known as a city of scholars, libraries and where the richest man in the world would build a palace...
I’ve thoroughly enjoyed all these books. Easy to read, good characters, great story line. And the inevitable and enjoyable history lesson that comes with the good versions of this genre.
The chef angle is a great twist, especially for a foodie like me.
Still an interesting series as the mission spreads across the Pacific, gaining many enemies and a few friends. Serious focus on chefs, food, and its preparation, unfortunately, have become very distracting for the author.
I have enjoyed each of the “Chef…” series. This book was a good read and sets up well for the next in the series. I enjoy that there continues to be new challenges.
The story continues with Ryo Lord So, and crew establishing the new country of America and declaring their autonomy from Nippon. Fantastic story with some great history tied in.
Interesting saga about an alternative time line in the far east with echos of known history, it's a must you read the previous books to fully enjoy the story.