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DR Jekyll and Hyde and Frank and Jemima and you and cats in your hair.: (How to get rid of that god damn awful feeling)
Pretend I have added in all the trigger warnings, because you're gonna need em...as the ashamed author, I am currently repenting for what I have unleashed onto the world!
DR Jekyll and Hyde and Frank and Jemima and you and cats in your hair.
(How to get rid of that god damn awful feeling)
Or
Warnings of influence
By the people for the people.
This is a grotesque soliloquy of a novel that has an egregious ending, not wholly supported by the author...need I say more?
DR Jekyll and Hyde and Frank and Jemima and you and cats in your hair.
(How to get rid of that god damn awful feeling)
Or
Warnings of influence
By the people for the people.
This is a grotesque soliloquy of a novel that has an egregious ending, not wholly supported by the author...need I say more?
265 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 15, 2025
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August 10, 2026
This was a wild ride of a read.
A fly on the wall of mayhem.
Pretend you’ve have the trigger warnings…you’ll need them.
How the author got this story out of their head and onto paper, to do this, I have no idea!
Wild read
A fly on the wall of mayhem.
Pretend you’ve have the trigger warnings…you’ll need them.
How the author got this story out of their head and onto paper, to do this, I have no idea!
Wild read
January 17, 2026
okay… what did I just read???
This has got to be the most random book I have ever read in my entire life. From the formatting to the complete absurdity of what’s happening on the page, nothing about this story follows the rules, expectations, or even basic structure of a normal novel. And honestly? That’s kind of the point. Croot doesn’t ease you in; he drops you headfirst into chaos and dares you to either keep up or bail. It feels less like reading a story and more like being trapped inside someone else’s unfiltered train of thought. It’s messy, theatrical, uncomfortable, funny in places, disturbing in others, and constantly shifting. You don’t really “settle in” to this book. You survive it.
The writing is wild, vulgar, experimental, and totally unapologetic. Scenes blend together, the tone changes without warning, and the whole book feels like a fever dream you can’t shake off. Sometimes I had no idea what would happen next, and when I did, I knew it wouldn’t be anything normal. Even when I was confused, I wanted to keep reading. It’s like... you have to keep going, not because it makes sense, but because you want to see how far it will go. Whether you love it or hate it, you can’t deny the imagination or the boldness behind it. This isn’t a book for comfort. It’s a wild, rule-breaking, “what did I just read?” kind of story. I promise you I kept asking myself... w...t…f? the entire way through.
This book definitely isn’t for everyone. If you prefer clear plots, straightforward meaning, or predictable stories, it’s probably not for you. But if you like experimental writing, wild creativity, and stories that feel more like performances, you might find something here worth trying.
I think D. David Croot was definitely trying to make a statement, and he got my attention. I’m intrigued and plan to read more. This was an easy 5/5 just for pure originality. Bravo.
This has got to be the most random book I have ever read in my entire life. From the formatting to the complete absurdity of what’s happening on the page, nothing about this story follows the rules, expectations, or even basic structure of a normal novel. And honestly? That’s kind of the point. Croot doesn’t ease you in; he drops you headfirst into chaos and dares you to either keep up or bail. It feels less like reading a story and more like being trapped inside someone else’s unfiltered train of thought. It’s messy, theatrical, uncomfortable, funny in places, disturbing in others, and constantly shifting. You don’t really “settle in” to this book. You survive it.
The writing is wild, vulgar, experimental, and totally unapologetic. Scenes blend together, the tone changes without warning, and the whole book feels like a fever dream you can’t shake off. Sometimes I had no idea what would happen next, and when I did, I knew it wouldn’t be anything normal. Even when I was confused, I wanted to keep reading. It’s like... you have to keep going, not because it makes sense, but because you want to see how far it will go. Whether you love it or hate it, you can’t deny the imagination or the boldness behind it. This isn’t a book for comfort. It’s a wild, rule-breaking, “what did I just read?” kind of story. I promise you I kept asking myself... w...t…f? the entire way through.
This book definitely isn’t for everyone. If you prefer clear plots, straightforward meaning, or predictable stories, it’s probably not for you. But if you like experimental writing, wild creativity, and stories that feel more like performances, you might find something here worth trying.
I think D. David Croot was definitely trying to make a statement, and he got my attention. I’m intrigued and plan to read more. This was an easy 5/5 just for pure originality. Bravo.
December 17, 2025
Let’s just assume every trigger warning imaginable has already been plastered across the cover—because you’re going to need them. The author himself appears to be in active repentance for what he’s released into the world, and honestly, that checks out. This novel reads like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde collided headfirst with Frank, Jemima, you, and several cats tangled hopelessly in your hair—all while asking the urgent question: how do you get rid of that god-awful feeling afterward?
Marketed somewhere between a warning of influence and a manifesto “by the people, for the people,” this book is less a traditional narrative and more a grotesque soliloquy masquerading as a novel. Its ending is deliberately egregious—so much so that it feels only partially endorsed by its own creator, as if even the author stepped back and said, need I say more?
This is yet another unhinged ride from D. David Croot. His writing style is chaotic, bizarre, vulgar, and entirely unapologetic. It’s not designed for comfort or easy digestion, and it certainly isn’t for the faint of heart. That said, once you’re in, it’s nearly impossible to look away. The story unfolds like a fever dream—equal parts satire, wit, and creative anarchy—daring the reader to keep up.
Even when the narrative shocks, derails, or outright confuses, it maintains a strange gravitational pull. You keep reading not because you understand where it’s going, but because you have to see where it ends. The imagination driving the book is undeniable, and the author’s fearless, reckless energy bleeds through every page.
This novel won’t be everyone’s cup of tea—and it doesn’t try to be. But for readers who appreciate wild, experimental, rule-breaking writing, this book (and honestly, Croot’s work as a whole) is absolutely worth the experience.
Marketed somewhere between a warning of influence and a manifesto “by the people, for the people,” this book is less a traditional narrative and more a grotesque soliloquy masquerading as a novel. Its ending is deliberately egregious—so much so that it feels only partially endorsed by its own creator, as if even the author stepped back and said, need I say more?
This is yet another unhinged ride from D. David Croot. His writing style is chaotic, bizarre, vulgar, and entirely unapologetic. It’s not designed for comfort or easy digestion, and it certainly isn’t for the faint of heart. That said, once you’re in, it’s nearly impossible to look away. The story unfolds like a fever dream—equal parts satire, wit, and creative anarchy—daring the reader to keep up.
Even when the narrative shocks, derails, or outright confuses, it maintains a strange gravitational pull. You keep reading not because you understand where it’s going, but because you have to see where it ends. The imagination driving the book is undeniable, and the author’s fearless, reckless energy bleeds through every page.
This novel won’t be everyone’s cup of tea—and it doesn’t try to be. But for readers who appreciate wild, experimental, rule-breaking writing, this book (and honestly, Croot’s work as a whole) is absolutely worth the experience.
June 11, 2026
“Pretend I have added in all the trigger warnings…” is probably one of the most honest opening lines I’ve ever seen in a book description, and after finishing DR Jekyll and Hyde and Frank and Jemima and You and Cats in Your Hair (How to Get Rid of That God Damn Awful Feeling), I completely understand why. This isn’t a novel that politely asks for your attention it grabs you by the collar, drags you through a fever dream, and leaves you sitting in silence questioning what you just experienced.D. David Croot delivers a bizarre, grotesque, darkly humorous, and deeply unsettling story that feels like classic literature collided headfirst with a psychological breakdown. The narrative constantly keeps readers off balance, blending absurdity, horror, satire, and existential dread into something uniquely its own.The writing feels intentionally chaotic at times, yet underneath that chaos is a sharp commentary on influence, identity, guilt, and the strange monsters that live inside all of us. Every chapter feels like another step deeper into a rabbit hole where nothing is quite what it seems.
And that ending? The author warned us. I should have listened.If you’re looking for a safe, predictable read, this isn’t it. But if you enjoy literary horror, dark satire, bizarre fiction, and stories that linger in your brain long after the final page, this book deserves your attention.A wonderfully strange experience that refuses to be forgotten.
And that ending? The author warned us. I should have listened.If you’re looking for a safe, predictable read, this isn’t it. But if you enjoy literary horror, dark satire, bizarre fiction, and stories that linger in your brain long after the final page, this book deserves your attention.A wonderfully strange experience that refuses to be forgotten.
March 19, 2026
Weird, Wild, and Surprisingly Funny
I’ll be honest, horror is not usually my thing at all, so I went into this expecting to be completely put off. And while it definitely leans into the bizarre and grotesque, I was surprised by how much it actually made me laugh.
This book is chaotic in a very intentional way. It feels like a stream of strange thoughts, dark humor, and unsettling imagery all mixed together. At times I wasn’t entirely sure what was going on, but somehow that added to the experience instead of taking away from it.
What really stood out to me was the humor. It’s dark, weird, and a little absurd, but there were multiple moments that genuinely made me chuckle. The tone almost feels self aware, like the story knows how over the top it is and leans into that in a fun way.
Even though some parts were definitely outside my comfort zone, I never felt completely pushed away from the story. Instead, it felt like a strange ride that I didn’t fully understand but still kind of enjoyed.
Overall, this is not something I would normally pick up, but I’m glad I gave it a chance. If you are okay with something unconventional, a little unsettling, and unexpectedly funny, this book offers a very unique reading experience.
I’ll be honest, horror is not usually my thing at all, so I went into this expecting to be completely put off. And while it definitely leans into the bizarre and grotesque, I was surprised by how much it actually made me laugh.
This book is chaotic in a very intentional way. It feels like a stream of strange thoughts, dark humor, and unsettling imagery all mixed together. At times I wasn’t entirely sure what was going on, but somehow that added to the experience instead of taking away from it.
What really stood out to me was the humor. It’s dark, weird, and a little absurd, but there were multiple moments that genuinely made me chuckle. The tone almost feels self aware, like the story knows how over the top it is and leans into that in a fun way.
Even though some parts were definitely outside my comfort zone, I never felt completely pushed away from the story. Instead, it felt like a strange ride that I didn’t fully understand but still kind of enjoyed.
Overall, this is not something I would normally pick up, but I’m glad I gave it a chance. If you are okay with something unconventional, a little unsettling, and unexpectedly funny, this book offers a very unique reading experience.
December 8, 2025
Bonkers experimental fiction at its best. I’ve read most of this author’s work, and you have to prepare for something different with each book. This one embraces chaos with enthusiasm.
The book is theatrical, a performance in a story. There’s creative bravery and boundaries to push. Croot bends form and lets his imagination run feral in a verbose mash of ideas that blend and twist into the narrative. It makes sense, and the boldness gives the book energy. It’s refreshing in a market where most authors play it safe.
The voice is eccentric and individual. The narrative swings between moods and an unfiltered subconscious. However, there’s a sincerity that makes it compelling. It’s a book for readers who appreciate writing that challenges convention. It’s all about freedom and inhibition.
The book is theatrical, a performance in a story. There’s creative bravery and boundaries to push. Croot bends form and lets his imagination run feral in a verbose mash of ideas that blend and twist into the narrative. It makes sense, and the boldness gives the book energy. It’s refreshing in a market where most authors play it safe.
The voice is eccentric and individual. The narrative swings between moods and an unfiltered subconscious. However, there’s a sincerity that makes it compelling. It’s a book for readers who appreciate writing that challenges convention. It’s all about freedom and inhibition.
January 30, 2026
I’ve read a few books by this author now and they all go against the grain of what society thinks what a great book should be. Nonetheless this is a great book because it is so different. What starts off as a psychiatrist talking about different cases you soon realise it could be the same personality. And this may be how I interpret the story but it turns into more of a comment on modern daily society. Different people may interpret this different ways and I think that’s the point. The ending of the book is a little traumatic and I think it might be more of a blessing than a curse that the MC has multiple personalities. A throughly enjoyable and thought provoking read that messed with my mind a bit like all of D. David Croot books do. If you’re looking for something different then I definitely recommend.
April 22, 2026
A Wild, Dark, and Utterly Brilliant Ride!
This is a true "wild ride" unlike anything else out there. D. David Croot plunges you into a chaotic world that is simultaneously dark, grotesque, and incredibly funny. The stream-of-consciousness style is masterful, fully immersing you in the provocative and unfiltered mind of the protagonist.
Balancing horror with biting dark humor, the narrative keeps you hooked from the bizarre opening all the way to the jaw-dropping conclusion. It’s an original, thought-provoking masterpiece for anyone looking to step outside the box and experience a story that truly messes with your head. Highly recommended for horror fans and seekers of the unconventional!
This is a true "wild ride" unlike anything else out there. D. David Croot plunges you into a chaotic world that is simultaneously dark, grotesque, and incredibly funny. The stream-of-consciousness style is masterful, fully immersing you in the provocative and unfiltered mind of the protagonist.
Balancing horror with biting dark humor, the narrative keeps you hooked from the bizarre opening all the way to the jaw-dropping conclusion. It’s an original, thought-provoking masterpiece for anyone looking to step outside the box and experience a story that truly messes with your head. Highly recommended for horror fans and seekers of the unconventional!
January 31, 2026
“Dr Jekyll and Hyde and Frank and Jemima and you and cats in your hair: (How to get rid of that god damn awful feeling) (Dastardly tales of modern day toilings! Book 9)” by D.David Croot, is yet another foray into the author’s thoughts, which, are often frazzled and offensive, so if you are at all sensitive, stay far away! Croot’s style is stream of consciousness, impolitic, and unedited, a bunch of madness sprinkled with moments of genius. The protagonist is a psychiatrist, or plays at one, by day and a female impersonator by night who spills tea about his most intriguing cases; strange indeed!
December 10, 2025
What a ride!
I love this authors work, the way he thinks and sees the world and more so, the way he writes about it. This book was a ride and a half, and while I always want to shout about each book I read by this author, when it comes time to write the well deserved review.... words leave me. Croot nor his work can be placed into any one box. He is original, wacky, quirky and uncouth for sure, but every book I pick up with his name on never ceases to stop me in my tracks. Another cracking book by a fabulous author. Keep them coming!
I love this authors work, the way he thinks and sees the world and more so, the way he writes about it. This book was a ride and a half, and while I always want to shout about each book I read by this author, when it comes time to write the well deserved review.... words leave me. Croot nor his work can be placed into any one box. He is original, wacky, quirky and uncouth for sure, but every book I pick up with his name on never ceases to stop me in my tracks. Another cracking book by a fabulous author. Keep them coming!
March 12, 2026
The drinking song in the beginning is a suggestion LOL
The only thing I wish it had had was a table of contents. The random musings were funny, dark, and absolutely enhanced by alcohol. But there were sober moments I wanted to go back and remind myself WTF did I just read? And it wasn’t easy to find. If you've ever wondered what your therapist thinks after you leave, read this.
The only thing I wish it had had was a table of contents. The random musings were funny, dark, and absolutely enhanced by alcohol. But there were sober moments I wanted to go back and remind myself WTF did I just read? And it wasn’t easy to find. If you've ever wondered what your therapist thinks after you leave, read this.
March 27, 2026
I keep coming back for more
This is the second book from the author i picked up and it just keeps me coming back for more. Book is designed to make you think and analyze your own experience and perceptions. You can literally open it in the middle and read off the page and find something that makes you think.
This is the second book from the author i picked up and it just keeps me coming back for more. Book is designed to make you think and analyze your own experience and perceptions. You can literally open it in the middle and read off the page and find something that makes you think.
August 5, 2026
This book was a wild ride from the start to the last page. It did not flow in anyway you would think. I really loved how it felt like I was reading just ramblings but never once did it feel odd. The flow of the story, well how it was placed out there, kept me hooked. If you are looking to read something that is just out of the box and unique, this is the book
March 31, 2026
well that was different
The writing is blunt, eloquent and in your face. The characters are vivid and there are definitely some funny parts. The plot needs to be stronger though, as it was mostly narrative philosophy and dialogue and not too much action
The writing is blunt, eloquent and in your face. The characters are vivid and there are definitely some funny parts. The plot needs to be stronger though, as it was mostly narrative philosophy and dialogue and not too much action
May 17, 2026
This novel is likely to be a challenging and unconventional read that explores dark themes and a possibly unreliable narrator. It will likely not be for the faint of heart, but it may be a rewarding read for those who are interested in exploring complex themes. 🌑🌟✍️
April 5, 2026
love the humor and horror
I have not read anything from this author but I enjoyed this book.
Will take a look at all the other books
I have not read anything from this author but I enjoyed this book.
Will take a look at all the other books
July 5, 2026
Wow this was weird but really entertaining. Oh my ! I don't know what that was but it kept me reading.
I have no idea what just happened. It was like food vomit but it kept me engaged.
I have no idea what just happened. It was like food vomit but it kept me engaged.
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