Dracula vs Night of the Living Dead
by Gerald Simon Jameson
Publisher: SubGenre Publishers
Publication Date: October 17, 2025
ASIN: B0FWQVVYL5
Page Count: 284
Triggers: Gore, death (and undeath), excessive absurdity
Star Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
What Did I Just Walk Into?
Imagine if George A. Romero and Bram Stoker met in a Waffle House at 3 a.m. after a comic-con and decided to write fanfiction together on a napkin. That napkin would be Dracula vs Night of the Living Dead. Mr. Gerald Simon Jameson gleefully rips open the coffin lid of copyright law and dances through a blood-spattered cornfield of parody, chaos, and undead hijinks. Zombies meet vampires, space accidents spawn apocalypse, and somehow Cleveland gets dragged into it. Dracula has lost his heart (literally), Ben has lost count of how many times he has died, and everyone keeps picking up "a few unlikely allies" like Pokémon cards. It is camp horror meets existential crisis, written with the energy of a B-movie on too much caffeine.
Here’s What Slapped:
That perfect mix of WTF and this actually works. Mr. Jameson’s writing knows exactly what it is, unapologetically ridiculous, self-aware, and weirdly sharp. The Athelas font joke had no business being that funny. Easter eggs galore for classic horror fans who like their nods with a wink and a bloodstain.
What Could’ve Been Better:
A few jokes overstay their welcome like zombies that refuse to stay buried. The plot occasionally forgets it is a plot and just vibes in chaos. You might need a flowchart to keep track of who is alive, undead, or undead-again.
Perfect for Readers Who Love:
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies but wish it had more body parts. Movies that start serious and end in glorious absurdity. The idea of Dracula sighing dramatically while wading through Pennsylvania mud.
Reviewed by Robin for Robin’s Review