“Horror Movie” by Paul Tremblay has been on my TBR since 2024, and I’ve meant to read it due to all the hype it’s gotten. Unfortunately, it did not live up to the hype, or was as scary as I had hoped it would be.
Before my review, here are the trigger warnings I found while reading…
- Pandemic
- Cancer
- Suicide
If any of these trigger you, please do not read this book. Moving along, the idea behind this book had promise. I was excited to read this, even though it was initially a slow burn. Little did I know that would be a recurring theme, where nothing happens but endless dialogue, descriptions, and a weird format.
I enjoy unique ways to tell a story, especially when moving from the past to the present, when it's done right. Unfortunately, there’s just way too much going on, to the point of sheer confusion, since the pacing is all off and weird. Going from the story either in the past or in the present, with a random screenplay style of writing thrown in randomly, didn’t work out for me.
I loved the originality of trying to achieve this, but it fell flat for me. Besides that, there isn’t much horror in this book, which is odd since it’s called “Horror Movie.” There are a few excellent kills here, but for the most part, this book drags on because there is not much going on through most of the reading.
Once the horror hit, it was awesome. I wish there were more of that in the grand scheme of things. If this were scarier and lived up to the hype with better execution, this could have been a powerhouse of a read. The horror scenes, though terrific, were buried in fluff that killed the vibe.
Due to this slow pacing, “Horror Movie” lacked cohesion to tell a consistent story that was scary enough to make it memorable. Even the ending was underwhelming since I saw it coming a mile away. There was a great kill towards the end, and it left me realizing that if there had been more of that, this could have been saved. Unfortunately, it was too late.
I give “Horror Movie” by Paul Tremblay a 2/5 for being a slow-burn read that mostly went nowhere. I didn’t like any characters, not even the main protagonist. There were some fantastic kills here that were great to read, but overall, this needed a lot more horror, a lot less dialogue, and fewer pages dedicated to reading a screenplay format of a horror movie. Writing a horror book like this was interesting, but it ultimately didn’t deliver.