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Menopause Mood Swings & Murder Fantasies: A Funny and Unfiltered Guide to Midlife Hormones and the Ridiculous Stuff No One Warns You About
A Funny and Unfiltered Guide to Midlife Hormones and the Ridiculous Stuff No One Warns You About
Hot flashes, mood swings, and the sudden urge to throat-punch anyone who chews too loudly? Welcome to menopause, baby. This is not your polite pamphlet from the doctor's office. This is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival companion for women over 40 who are riding the hormonal rollercoaster with one hand in the cookie jar and the other clutched around a glass of wine.
Whether you are dealing with hot flashes at work, midlife crisis moments in the bathroom mirror, or wondering if your hormones have joined an underground fight club, this book is here to keep you laughing. Packed with relatable menopause humor, outrageous midlife satire, and true confessions from the hormonal front lines, it will make you feel seen, understood, and entertained.
What's
😂 Relatable menopause and perimenopause jokes about mood swings, aging, and hot flashes
🔥 Hilarious midlife crisis moments and stories that will make you laugh until you cry
💋 Sarcastic truths about hormones, beauty, and women's health after 40
☕ Late-night comedy for when you cannot sleep through the night
📖 A perfect mix of humor, satire, and relatable moments about getting older
Perfect
🍷 Girls' night or wine-fueled book clubs
🎁 Funny menopause gifts for women over 40 or 50
💌 Friends entering perimenopause who need to laugh instead of cry
⭐ Fans of women's health comedy books with zero filter
Menopause is unavoidable. Losing your sense of humor is not. Grab this book, pour yourself something strong, and laugh your way through the madness of midlife.
Hot flashes, mood swings, and the sudden urge to throat-punch anyone who chews too loudly? Welcome to menopause, baby. This is not your polite pamphlet from the doctor's office. This is the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud survival companion for women over 40 who are riding the hormonal rollercoaster with one hand in the cookie jar and the other clutched around a glass of wine.
Whether you are dealing with hot flashes at work, midlife crisis moments in the bathroom mirror, or wondering if your hormones have joined an underground fight club, this book is here to keep you laughing. Packed with relatable menopause humor, outrageous midlife satire, and true confessions from the hormonal front lines, it will make you feel seen, understood, and entertained.
What's
😂 Relatable menopause and perimenopause jokes about mood swings, aging, and hot flashes
🔥 Hilarious midlife crisis moments and stories that will make you laugh until you cry
💋 Sarcastic truths about hormones, beauty, and women's health after 40
☕ Late-night comedy for when you cannot sleep through the night
📖 A perfect mix of humor, satire, and relatable moments about getting older
Perfect
🍷 Girls' night or wine-fueled book clubs
🎁 Funny menopause gifts for women over 40 or 50
💌 Friends entering perimenopause who need to laugh instead of cry
⭐ Fans of women's health comedy books with zero filter
Menopause is unavoidable. Losing your sense of humor is not. Grab this book, pour yourself something strong, and laugh your way through the madness of midlife.
130 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 21, 2025
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November 10, 2025
I am a guy so why did I read this?
My wife is going through menopause, and I read the book description—it talked about throat-punching when hearing loud chewing. I was hooked. Hey, that’s my wife!
Even though I am a man, this book made me laugh quite a few times. Is Heather Samuels looking in my windows? I think she’s describing my wife perfectly.
If you’re a woman going through menopause or have been through it, this is a funny read.
Or if you’re a man watching your wife go through it—it’s funny too (not that your wife is going through menopause, the book itself. Just wanted to make that clear).
The part about the man in bed wanting to cuddle? I couldn’t stop laughing. That’s me!
My wife is going through menopause, and I read the book description—it talked about throat-punching when hearing loud chewing. I was hooked. Hey, that’s my wife!
Even though I am a man, this book made me laugh quite a few times. Is Heather Samuels looking in my windows? I think she’s describing my wife perfectly.
If you’re a woman going through menopause or have been through it, this is a funny read.
Or if you’re a man watching your wife go through it—it’s funny too (not that your wife is going through menopause, the book itself. Just wanted to make that clear).
The part about the man in bed wanting to cuddle? I couldn’t stop laughing. That’s me!
January 24, 2026
Hilarious book that I can totally relate to in every way except for night sweats. By reading this it made me feel heard and not alone in this and it made me feel like I’m not going crazy yet lol. I know she talked alot about just drink wine but I have to say that alcohol makes the hot flashes and night sweats worse just saying. I think every women and man going thru menopause together should read this and maybe they can understand it more from a real life perspective instead of from a doctors point of view and all the scientific crap they still don’t know anything about because they don’t care about women enough to do the research. But I digress.
April 30, 2026
Read it and weep (with laughter)!
This book didn’t understand me better than my doctor, but it sure as hell made me laugh (and cry laugh) harder!
Brilliant in its comedic accuracy, I’ll buy this for friends to share the humour, love and understanding of the mind/body chaos that is the mid life hormonal journey of menopause.
This book didn’t understand me better than my doctor, but it sure as hell made me laugh (and cry laugh) harder!
Brilliant in its comedic accuracy, I’ll buy this for friends to share the humour, love and understanding of the mind/body chaos that is the mid life hormonal journey of menopause.
March 15, 2026
Thank you for this truth!
Thank you for the laughs! Thank you for the straightforward honesty! Thank you for this truth about perimenopause and menopause! This book helped release stress before bed and gave me some heads ups to the husband that I didn't even know were coming!
Thank you for the laughs! Thank you for the straightforward honesty! Thank you for this truth about perimenopause and menopause! This book helped release stress before bed and gave me some heads ups to the husband that I didn't even know were coming!
February 16, 2026
A quick, laugh out loud read for someone who will now be embracing her inner Crone.
February 17, 2026
Great, easy, funny read. If you need a good laugh while struggling with perimenopause or menopause definitely read this book
April 26, 2026
Very funny lighthearted look at what menopause is. I really enjoyed it and it normalised a lot for me making me realise that it’s not just me going mad but we all go through it! X
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