Shortlisted for the Scott Moncrieff Prize for translations into English of full-length French works of literary merit and general interest
I have given up eating.
With a smile, I raise my glass filled with a rare wine to toast my dinner guests. I set my glass down empty; my fine white fingers caress the tablecloth's embroidered flowers.
I remember...
And I laugh as I watch my guests avidly tucking into the jugged hare, which I bagged myself in the cramped fields of their native land.
And which, in fact, is just their favorite pet cat.
'I Don't Care' is Chris Andrews translation of the 2005 work 'C'est égal' by the great Ágota Kristóf.
This is a collection of short stories - very short, 25 over 69 not particularly packed pages. Perhaps inevitably some will work better for a reader than others - and although none get close to outstaying their welcome, the reader may be left wanting more at times.
The protagonists if anything tend to be male, Kristóf using this to comment, often with black humour, on toxic male behaviour.
The Product has a salesman who insists on the family eating dinner together and playing board games afterwards, except he's always, and increasingly, late home from work, and his family disintegrate around him. The Invitation has a man organising a birthday dinner party for his wife (who would have preferred a meal for the two of them at a restaurant), but, other than putting on the chops (which he manages to overdo), she essentially ends up doing all the work. When one reads The Axe, with a woman's rather preposterous explanation to a doctor as how her husband accidentally impaled his head on an axe, it's hard not to wonder if it's the same couple.
As the blurb highlights, one recurrent theme is a that 'of the twin impossibilities of returning home and reconstructing home elsewhere'. The Countryside has a man who moves his family out of the city, buying a small farm, which is far less convenient for his work and the children's school, but at least they aren't disturbed by the noise of traffic. Until a new highway is built 500m from their property:
The owner of the farm took comfort from the thought that the new route would reduce his commuting time.
But, as a precautionary measure, he stopped buying milk from his neighbor, because the farmer's cows now grazed beside the highway, where the grass, as everyone knows, contains a lot of lead.
Six months later, gas tanks were installed fifty yards from his farm.
Two years later, an incinerator for household trash, eighty yards away. Heavy trucks came from morning till night, and the chimney smoked continually.
Meanwhile, in the city, cars were banished from the little square. A small garden was established, with flower beds, shrubs, benches to sit on, and a children's playground.
But perhaps more typical, and darker, is The House - the longest piece at a generous 5.5 pages - where a boy leaves his beloved home when his family move in his early teens, the casual nature of the move leaving him bereft you can't do that, leave one house for another; it's terrible, like if someone got killed. He takes to first hanging around his old house, then as he becomes richer in later life, attempting to reconstruct it, before again, in his old age, returning to the property where he meets a boy who seems to be his younger, idealistic self.
Enjoyable, but not close to the standard of Kristof's stunning The Notebook trilogy, or her autobiographical work on writing - for completists. 3.5 stars.