2.5 stars, I think????? I am still unsure. Ask me on a different day, and you could talk me down to a two, or maybe up to a full three?? Who knows at this point...
Kat Sloane's "The Matchmaker's Cottage" had so much potential, but it never came to fruition. I LOVE the cover of this book. It evokes autumn in a way few book covers do. The cover is why I picked it up in the first place. Looks can be deceiving. This is one of those books where I said, "I think this is going to be one of those books where the conflict could have easily been fixed with a conversation," and I was sadly right. The ending conflict was so contrived and expected that I almost laughed. The miscommunication trope rears its ugly head once more!! I also started to wonder at about 11% into the story whether we were going to know *anything* about what happened between the MMCs and why they didn't talk to one another for eight years, or if the author was going to force us to wait until the very end of the book for an ultimate "GOTCHA!!" moment... and, surprise surprise, we find out what happens at the very end of the book, and it was...... is there a worse word than "lackluster"? I was excited about the premise of this story: a second-chance romance between two friends who fell away from one another and reunite years later at the lakeside cottage where they spent their summers. I am sorry to say, I felt nothing for Ethan (MMC) and Julia/Gem (FMC). There is virtually no chemistry between them in the past OR in the present. The flashback chapters that slowly (AND I DO MEAN SLOWLY) "unravel" "their story" made me feel nothing for them as a couple. They don't even feel like they were ever friends, let alone more. The author constantly reinforces how close they were growing up, sharing in their respective traumas and *~really seeing each other~*, but when they were at school, they had an unspoken agreement that they basically stayed away from each other?????? How am I supposed to feel the yearning or the pining or the chemistry between them at that point??? They both "had feelings for each other" while they were growing up, but Ethan's always felt purely physical. This gets even worse when they go to college and then again when they reunite in the present, where he turns into a caveman and basically p1sses on Julia to mark his territory because "you were always mine." K, I guess?????????????? Not the best way to get readers invested in a ~*sweeping romance~* in my opinion, but you do you. As I mentioned, these two people have not spoken for eight years because of a falling-out between them. Out of the blue one day, Ethan texts Julia begging for her help to get him out of a jam at work. Even without knowing what happened between them, I'm sitting here going, "DON'T YOU DO IT, GIRL. DON'T GIVE IN TO HIM! THINK OF WHAT HE DID TO YOU!" (again, I did not know what he did to her!!!), but I just had a hunch it was ALL HIS FAULT, and Julia, the idiot, didn't listen to me! Apparently, she needs monetary help for her fledgling bed-and-breakfast business, so she was willing to debase herself and allow Ethan and Katie and Noah (???), the Hollywood "couple" he's doing PR for (aka he's a p1mp), to rent out her entire cottage house, hoping the exposure will eventually put her business on the map and make them a destination stop. Ok, I guess I can get on board with that, you get that dough, girl! But then once he gets there, he basically acts like nothing happened between them and ALSO keeps saying it's her responsibility to help him????!!!!????? That she HAS to help him??!!?????? EXSQUEEZE ME? Back UP, dude, she doesn't owe you anything!! She doesn't know you anymore, and I am willing to BET that the entire miscommunication was YOUR FAULT, F*** BOY. I just wanted Julia to slam the door in his stupid, smug face and see where he'd be without her cottage to help him out!!! Everything is going along well??? (I GUESS??) (SLOWLY), And then, the woman who basically blew up Ethan's entire life stalks him via his business associates and SHOWS UP ANNOUNCED TO THE B&B, AND THEN THE PLOT LINE JUST........ GOES NOWHERE???!!!!!!? Nothing really comes from this plot point??? Honestly, several plot points feel thrown in as "GOTCHA!" moments, but they either miss the mark, don't work at all, or feel, frankly, stupid. Beyond all of this, the book's pacing is soOOoOoOO slow. By the time the source of their ultimate argument is revealed, and by the time "the twist" is revealed, THERE IS STILL 20% OF THE BOOK LEFT!!!!! WHAT!!?!? And at that point, I was done, checked out, ready to move on. Something something something grandpa, something something embracing change, something something about how Ethan always wanted to do photography and had to tell Julia right away (the author does the photography thing throughout the book; it's not like it's tacked on at the end, he just takes paparazzi-type photos for his pR relationships *eyeroll*), something something "it's always been you except those either years when it was plenty of other women to drown out *~the pain,!* yada yada blah blah. Great. Whatever. Good luck with your photography, Ethan. With peace and love, I hope you fall into the river.
Thank you to NetGalley, Kat Sloane, and Berkley Publishing Group for the complimentary ARC of this book. All opinions are my own. I was not compensated for this review.