My Date Bit Me: A Paranormal Romantic Comedy

by Isolde Nocturne

Three hours of supernatural speed dating. A lifetime of consequences.I thought "Eternal Love Speed Dating" was just a quirky singles event with dramatic branding.

Turns out "eternal" meant LITERALLY IMMORTAL.

Now I'm trapped in a room full of vampires, werewolves, and demons—none of whom realize I'm completely, embarrassingly human. My only hope? Lucien Graves, a gorgeous 200-year-old vampire who finds my panic adorable and my lies entertaining.

He offers to help me survive the night. In exchange, I become his entertainment. His growing obsession.

Three hours. That's all I need to fake being supernatural, avoid getting my memory erased, and definitely NOT fall for the undead man who's both my greatest danger and my only protection.

A laugh-out-loud paranormal rom-com about accidentally crashing the supernatural dating scene and finding love in the most unlikely (and immortal) place.

Genres: Paranormal

121 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 24, 2025

Reviews

[Diana R. Johnston · Rating 5 out of 5]

paranormal sweetness

When I saw this book onky had a few reviews I was reluctant… but I’m so glad I gave it a chance! It’s just so sweet and wholesome! Can’t wait to read the next!

[Corrinonthecob · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was such a cute book. I loved the romance and world building! Three hours of speed dating turning into an exciting life change for Maeve was just a charming read. My only complaint is that it wasn't longer! I could read about this world forever.
Also, where was the biting??

[Melissa Rooney · Rating 2 out of 5]

This started out with so much potential. Absolutely loved the supernatural speed dating concept. Maeve handled it phenomenally and we’re introduced to multiple factions and personalities, including our leading man Lucien. However, once the event is over the story goes downhill. The amount of repetitive conversations that was had was ridiculous in such a short book. There was some lead up and good tension for the first kiss for a bit and then BAM they were in bed. I literally had to reread a few sentences because I couldn’t believe there wasn’t more to it. This was a disappointing read unfortunately.

[Anya · Rating 1 out of 5]

This book was cute up until 66% and then there was the conversation of he will absolutely never turn her and for her to never ask him to turn her. He literally told her he can love her until she dies but then he’ll still live on and move in with “life”. Like WTF… absolutely not. That to me does not equal HEA. I read the rest of the book with the knowledge of she’s gonna eventually die and he’ll just move on. Nope. This would have been at least a 4 star read for me if he ended up turning her so they could be together literally for eternity.

[Abigail]

This is a paranormal romance novella I stumbled upon accidentally.

It’s okay. It’s nothing unique but it was entertaining enough to pass the time.

Sadly, it’s repetitive and I wish it wasn’t there were more to the 100+ pages of the book apart from how their days went, what it’s like to be immortal and if either of them were sure of what they’re getting into.

Not sure if I’ll read the other books in the series.

[R A · Rating 4 out of 5]

New Idea

I loved this book. I give 5 only when I know that I will reread that book. I don't know it yet.
It was a good story a little too fast. It's a short story about an accidental dating event. It's a light story, but it was good to read. Give it a try.

[Elizabeth F. · Rating 5 out of 5]

Uniquely Good. Witty, funny and so very entertaining. Well written story about a human and a vampire with all the right quirks and a happily ever after ending. I loved it and can't wait to read next book. Highly recommend!!

[Safari Spell · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious and cute! Love the witty banter between the characters!

[Vee · Rating 4 out of 5]

Vey

This book was cute, a quick read, and refreshing to read after the kick I was on! Would recommend to friends.