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Elf Intervention: A Lesbian Christmas Rom-Com
Captain Nat Stone has dedicated six months to capturing the Pirate Queen.
Jo Redwind has spent those same six months evading capture and finding Nat annoyingly attractive.
When they crash on the same island, they expect to finally settle things. Instead, they get magical elves, mandatory Christmas activities, one cabin with one bed, and escalating romantic scenarios that violate every professional boundary Nat has ever maintained.
The elves claim the only escape is "true love's kiss beneath the mistletoe." Nat insists she doesn't believe in true love. Jo insists she's just here for the gingerbread.
They're both lying, the elves know it, and the mistletoe isn't taking no for an answer.
forced caroling, catastrophically bad ice skating, revelations about government corruption, and one very persistent magical plant.
Enemies-to-lovers gets a Christmas upgrade when a naval captain and pirate queen are trapped on an island run by matchmaking elves with questionable methods and aggressive holiday cheer. Come along for a laugh-out-loud Sapphic good time!
Jo Redwind has spent those same six months evading capture and finding Nat annoyingly attractive.
When they crash on the same island, they expect to finally settle things. Instead, they get magical elves, mandatory Christmas activities, one cabin with one bed, and escalating romantic scenarios that violate every professional boundary Nat has ever maintained.
The elves claim the only escape is "true love's kiss beneath the mistletoe." Nat insists she doesn't believe in true love. Jo insists she's just here for the gingerbread.
They're both lying, the elves know it, and the mistletoe isn't taking no for an answer.
forced caroling, catastrophically bad ice skating, revelations about government corruption, and one very persistent magical plant.
Enemies-to-lovers gets a Christmas upgrade when a naval captain and pirate queen are trapped on an island run by matchmaking elves with questionable methods and aggressive holiday cheer. Come along for a laugh-out-loud Sapphic good time!
104 pages, Kindle Edition
Published October 29, 2025
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Marina Tempest
41 books6 followersLesbian adventure romance writer. I love to write stories!
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December 11, 2025
4.5 stars for a sweet fluffy christmas novella to get me into the spirit
December 23, 2025
Christmas and Pirates - two of my top favorite things. I’m in love with this series!
December 8, 2025
enjoyable piece of fluff
That title may sound sarcastic, but I found this a delightful little book. I’d recommend it to anyone. And it’s free.
That title may sound sarcastic, but I found this a delightful little book. I’d recommend it to anyone. And it’s free.
Displaying 1 - 3 of 3 reviews