➳ three point seven five happy to be a mess stars ⟢
i’m so sorry but who can resist cigarette smoking, rugby thighs, tattooed broody french man alex corbeau green?
i can’t and ophelia cannot either.
going into this book, i was expecting a sequel that correlated with book 1 - one that would take place in the university, with the same set of characters and a plot that made sense. unfortunately, only half the things that happened in book two made sense or even needed to happen in the sequel. this could’ve easily been a standalone. add 200 pages more to your 350 page book: and bam! a standalone that will grip your attention through the length AND it doesn’t even need to be a series.
was this book perfect? no. far from it actually - but my attachment to these characters added a layer of emotional connection that i wouldn’t have had if i hadn’t read book one and loved it.
so let’s break it down :
the bad:
- the stupid miscommunication = could’ve been prevented if they had an actual adult conversation without wanting to fuck. every other chapter, either alex or ophelia (especially the latter) got mad over something stupid and then ignored the other one for a week. one of them begged for forgiveness (mostly alex,) and to reconcile their relationship, they fucked. fucked, fucked and fucked 🌝
- the smut. please, i’m begging on my knees, someone tell autumn woods to never write smut again. oh my god this was the most cringe enduring, corny, unrealistic, made me drier than the sahara desert smut scenes written in the history of spicy books. this could’ve been closed door without the HORRID dirty talk. please never fuck on a painting ever again and NO more phone sex 😐
- the murder mystery. corny. predictable. a mess. came from the ass crack of my great aunt twist removed = came outta nowhere.
- insta lust. yearning where? 🥸
- the setting. please no more books being set in nyc. i’m tired of reading about yellow taxis, bars and cheap pizza. scotland being a setting was so much more spooky with an eerie vibe that was perfect for autumn.
- i needed more of the university. definitely the highlight of book one, and nothing was even mentioned. no classes, no students, no professors. the principal? dead apparently.
the mid :
basically everything else in this stupid book 🌚
the good:
- the found family. a found family that doesn’t secretly hate each other and with dynamics that truly make sense? unheard of! i absolutely loved everyone in this found family. it was so adorable & definitely a highlight.
- alex’s sisters. if autumn ever decides to set another book in this world - i want one of the sisters to be the protagonists. badass, funny, and stables for alex and ophelia’s relationship.
- bingable as fuck. i read this book in a day and a half, whilst on vacation. definitely kept me hooked!
- alex. no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
me if i ever got my hands on my man, alex corbeau green. oui oui baguette. my french passport will come in clutch 💦
- depression and grief representation = one of the best. i really enjoyed the fact that alex had a stable “perfect” life yet was still diagnosed as depressed - usually, in books, the depressed character that we are introduced to has lost their parents, their partner, has turned to drugs, and while alex has gone through so much - i still thought it was a really refreshing take on mental health.
- ophelia!!!! another highlight. still such a raw, honest and vulnerable character. even though her flaws are blaring in your face 99.9 percent of the time - i can’t help myself but to love her. but please, for the love of god, MISCOMMUNICATION is never THE SOLUTION!!!!!
- autumn woods’ writing is so easy to read, fast paced and with beautiful metaphors. my favourite comparison that she brought up a lot was that ophelia was alex’s color in his life. count me in for a delicate, thoughtful metaphor and i’m all in. the depiction of his depression gradually getting worse and how the colors turned to grey..? stunning. clever. amazing 🥹
whilst i do understand the complaints, of it being too long, or the romance dragging (which it did,) or even the mystery being unpredictable in a bad way - i thought that this book was executed well, with care and i enjoyed being back with our characters.
i’m so excited to see what autumn is publishing next! 🩷