Beyond all the things that are fundamentally wrong with the plot (which I’ll get into in more detail later), there are a few elements that are so absurd I honestly have no words:
1. They’re supposedly detectives, yet they don’t even have a car and rely on taxis to get from place to place. What?
2. Detectives without weapons (very logical…).
3. The whole press obsession with them — lol, what on earth? Why would anyone care?
4. Their interaction with the police, who supposedly supply them with work, is completely unprofessional.
5. The amount of illegal behavior they just shrug off: wiretapping and cameras in their home, tracking their location with an device, breaking into places illegally, and literally stealing from a victim’s family.
Honestly, any one of these points alone would be enough to make me quit.
And that’s before getting into the bigger
structural problems.
I honestly couldn’t understand this book at all. The entire storyline is messy and unclear, and I’ll explain why.
Let’s start with how they meet. Supposedly, they met when Newt was kidnapped and Xavier saved him — but is that ever explained? No. Do they explain how they became partners who live together? Also no. (At least not until a bit past the middle of the book.) By that point it’s already weird and gives no real background at all.
Now let’s talk about their “partnership.” Professionally? Xav does everything alone, from planning to execution, and Newt is basically just there in the background to listen to the conclusions.
Even if we put that aside for a moment (even though it’s completely ridiculous), on a personal level they know absolutely nothing about each other — despite supposedly being partners for a year and a half and living together. All their interactions are passive-aggressive. They behave more like a pair of teenagers in a toxic relationship than two grown men who are friends and colleagues.
After every one of their “fights,” I found myself doing an involuntary eye-roll.
And now for the “mystery thriller” plot — hahaha, I made myself laugh. Nothing interesting or clever actually happens here.
On top of all that, to really seal the book’s badness, the side characters are terribly written, with not a single drop of real authorial investment.
I stopped reading at around 60%, and I honestly wonder why it took me so long to quit.