What a refreshing read! This was such a fun time and I am now going back to book 1 to read Iris' story.
Londyn, Theo & Ollie are all at a house party...some punch gets thrown...a spell gets read and suddenly our 2 MMC twin brothers are turned into n1pple clamps and then when Londyn wears them they turn into these 2 burly hockey players.
I love me a why choose and I knew from the cover this was going to hit...the premise really intrigued me and I had the best time.
Londyn’s evening takes a detour when she returns to the scene of the party crime to help her friend Cora with some damage control. Taking home a display toy seems like a harmless perk until she decides to use the clamps for some pictures and they turn into two hockey players.
Twin hockey players, who turn her world upside down. Ollie and Theo Baez end up on a missing persons list ahead of the next game, and while her friends have chaos going on in their day-to-day lives, Londyn’s got a lot going on with her own.
Between the twin hockey gods sleeping in her room and an overprotective mom, how will she ever break this curse? And who’s going to get Cora back for causing all of this?
Cursed twin hockey players, stuck in a sentient object romance with a pinch of witchy vibes and bizarre good times.
YOUR MENTAL HEALTH MATTERS!!! Please read and pay close attention to the trigger warnings at the beginning of this book. Some content and scenes in this book may not be suitable for all readers and could be triggering for others. Always remember that your mental health comes first. Reader discretion is advised.
Tropes: Hockey Player Twins, Sexy Bookworm, Cursed Sentient Nipple Clamps, Forbidden Ride, Sex Toys, Spells, Why Choose, Twin Love Interests, Hockey Romance, Magical Curse, Sentient Object Romance, Accidental Magic, Fish Out of Water, Forced Proximity, Roommates, Strangers to Lovers, Paranormal Romantic Comedy, Magic Gone Wrong, Witchy Vibes, Hidden Supernatural World, Overprotective Parent, Found Family/Friend Group, Best Friend Causes Chaos, "What Have We Done?" Chaos, Missing Persons Cover-Up, Secret to Protect, Dual Hero Romance, Lighthearted Fantasy Romance, Curse Breaking Quest, Opposites in Personality, Slow-Build Relationship, Hockey Romance, Why Choose, Twin MMCs, Magical Curse, Paranormal Romantic Comedy, Forced Proximity/Roommates, Chaos Comedy, Witch’s, Strangers to Lovers
Clamps is the 1st book in the For Her Pleasure Quartet by H.N. DeFore.
Between the ordinary and the utterly unbelievable, Londyn finds herself looking at a pair of nipple clamps which give off the clear sign of Theo and Ollie's energy, twins who have now been changed by a spell full of mischief. The world seems to tilt, and at that moment the ordinary is left behind, replaced by a vividly bright landscape in which laughter and longing become entwined. DeFore's second contribution to the For Her Pleasure Quartet does not slowly move into the strange; instead, it leaps in with open arms into a narrative that pulses with invention and a certain wild, uncontainable joy.
DeFore does not avoid the absurdity; instead, she allows it to flourish, so that the oddness wraps itself around each page like smoke. The story beats quickly and unpredictably, with each twist coming with the excited energy of a dare. However, behind the laughter and the surreal elements, there is a heartbeat; there are instances when the ridiculous turns into something genuine and real, and the effects of the spell settle down like dust in the quiet gaps between the jokes.
Londyn is at the heart of the turmoil, her laughter echoing as the world tilts on its side. Theo and Ollie revolve around her; the new versions they have taken setting off a current that runs underneath each glance and each accidental touch. The attraction is not forced; it appears in those little, fleeting moments, a shared smile, a touch of the fingers, the quiet that comes when the joke is over and something unsaid remains. The absurdity never masks the deep desire or the warmth that develops after the chaos.
The pages fly by quickly, each one full of cleverness and a subtle undercurrent of desire. DeFore's prose moves about with ease, never staying in one place for too long, but always stopping for a brief moment so that a particular moment, whether it's a joke, a confession, or a sudden display of vulnerability, can take hold. The story is a peculiar kind of carnival, combining both laughter and a deep sense of longing, and one cannot help but be carried along by it.
For people who are fed up with the ordinary, Clamps provides a sudden thrill, a fresh and vibrant sensation. It is not a romance that gradually fades into the background; rather, it grins, winks, and challenges you to join in. There is a genuine heartbeat underneath the laughter, and the warmth is building just below the surface, ready to be taken up by anyone who is willing to leave the familiar route.
Instead of merely embracing its strangeness, Clamps actually enjoys it, crafting a narrative that is both funny and unexpectedly touching. The journey is wild, the laughter sharp, and the feelings of sadness stay with you long after you've finished the last page. If someone is looking for something unusual and unforgettable, DeFore's most recent work is an invitation to enter the bizarre and discover, hidden within the madness, a story that seems astonishingly genuine.
I honestly didn't know what to expect going into Clamps, but this book turned out to be such a creative and entertaining surprise. H. N. DeFore takes a completely unusual concept and turns it into a story that is equal parts wild, fun, romantic, and impossible not to keep reading. From the very beginning, I was hooked by the originality of the plot and the way the author brings such a strange idea to life.
Londyn, Theo, and Ollie's story is definitely unlike anything I've read before. The chaos begins at a house party when a little too much goes wrong, including a spell that changes everything. Somehow, Theo and Ollie, who are twin brothers, end up transformed into nipple clamps, and when Londyn wears them, they become two powerful hockey players. Yes, the premise sounds completely outrageous—but somehow it works perfectly. 😂🏒
I loved how H. N. DeFore embraced the uniqueness of the storyline instead of trying to make it feel ordinary. The book has a fun, unpredictable energy that kept me curious about what could possibly happen next. The mix of magic, romance, humor, and unexpected twists made this such an enjoyable experience.
The characters were what truly made the story shine. Londyn was easy to root for, and the dynamic between her, Theo, and Ollie was filled with chemistry and entertaining moments. Their connection developed in a way that kept me invested, and I loved watching their relationship unfold through all the craziness surrounding them.
The writing style was engaging and easy to get lost in. The pacing kept things moving, with every new situation adding another layer of excitement. Even with such a unique setup, the story still delivered emotional moments, strong character interactions, and a romance that was surprisingly addictive.
As someone who enjoys why choose romances, this book absolutely delivered on the fun and fantasy of the trope. The premise immediately caught my attention, and the execution made it even more enjoyable than I expected. It was refreshing, different, and exactly the kind of book you pick up when you want something outside the usual romance formula.
Overall, Clamps by H. N. DeFore was a wonderfully weird, entertaining, and memorable read. It gave me laughs, surprises, and a romance I couldn't help but enjoy. After finishing this one, I definitely want to go back and read book one to dive into Iris' story as well. 📚✨
This is an ARC review thank you Twisted Chaos PA for the review copy
This is a spicy sentient object college hockey romance. It may also be considered taboo? It involves twins. Make sure you know what all this means before reading.
This is book two in the For Her Pleasure Series. It is not necessary to have read book one to enjoy this story. In this series five hockey players get accidentally on purpose changed into sex toys🤭
This books tone is waaaaay different from book one, but still has a heavy theme. Book one had a heavy DV/SA theme and healing from that. This book is lighter in tone. There is a theme of parental abuse, which does occur once in the book as a physical abuse and a few times as verbal/emotional abuse in the story. Make sure to check TW before reading.
The focus of this story is on Londyn a college FMC who is the brainier of the friends. She works two jobs one as a tutor and one at a sports store. She is very open and very certain of her sex life. She knows what she likes, wants, and isn’t ashamed of it.
She does have a toxic relationship with her mother and that’s where a lot of her drama comes from. Through her mother there is discussion of sexual violence, but none is portrayed in the story.
The twin MMC’s Ollie and Theo are hockey players who are familiar with Londyn because she tutors Ollie in math, but outside of that and parties they don’t seem to have any interaction with other outside of the puck bunnies.
Ollie and Theo are turned into clamps and though their existence as clamps is short lived because they figure out how to break the curse quickly. They are written as more than jocks. Sure, they’re not academically inclined like Londyn, but they do know how to treat people with respect and consent.
They are the safety net for Londyn to leave her toxic mother and live her life without being shamed for enjoy sex. They also explore more of Londyn’s sexual pleasure with her.
They are college age characters, so there is a lot of interpersonal drama and kind of a lot happening in their lives. We found this entertaining and the being turned into sex toys did make us giggle. In this story you learn who else has been turned into an object and which object.
There also seems to be something mysterious happen with a side character that we hope comes back up in book three.
If you want a short sentient object romance with lots of college drama and some hockey this is the series for you.
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I don't think I've ever read a book with a premise quite like this... and that's exactly why I loved it.
Twin hockey players accidentally transformed into display clamps? It sounds completely ridiculous on paper, yet somehow H.N. Defore makes it work in the most entertaining way possible. From the very first chapter, I knew I was in for a wild ride, and the story never stopped surprising me.
What I enjoyed most was how unapologetically fun this book was. It fully embraces its quirky concept while still giving readers characters you genuinely care about. The humor felt natural, the chaos never let up, and I found myself smiling through so many scenes because I honestly had no idea what would happen next.
Londyn was a fantastic heroine. She's thrown into an impossible situation, yet instead of giving up, she rolls with the insanity the best she can. Between hiding two cursed hockey players, dealing with her overprotective mother, and trying to figure out how to break the curse, her life quickly spirals into complete mayhem. Watching her navigate it all was incredibly entertaining.
Ollie and Theo each brought something different to the story, and I loved that their personalities complemented one another instead of blending together. Their dynamic with Londyn created plenty of laugh-out-loud moments while also adding heart beneath all the magical chaos.
The witchy elements and curse storyline gave the book an extra layer of mystery without taking away from its romantic comedy feel. It struck a great balance between humor, romance, and just enough magical mayhem to keep every chapter feeling fresh.
If you're looking for something completely different from the typical hockey romance, Clamps is absolutely worth picking up. It's quirky, creative, laugh-out-loud funny, and full of bizarre situations that somehow come together into an unforgettable story. Sometimes the most unexpected ideas make for the most entertaining books, and Clamps is proof of that. ⭐🏒✨
Clamps by H.N. DeFore is a refreshing, wildly imaginative paranormal romance and a brilliant installment in the series that proves a book doesn't need to take itself too seriously to deliver an exceptional reading experience.
The story is an absolute blast from start to finish, featuring an unhinged yet captivating premise where Londyn, Theo, and Ollie find themselves at a chaotic house party where spiked punch meets a stray spell, turning the twin MMC brothers into literal nipple clamps.
When Londyn unknowingly wears them, they transform into a pair of burly hockey players, sending the narrative on a fast-paced, highly entertaining ride that has me officially rushing back to book one to read Iris' story. The true triumph of the novel lies in its sharp character dynamics and emotional depth. The FMC is the complete package—brilliant, gorgeous, and fiercely hardworking, refusing to let a difficult home life break her stride.
Meanwhile, the twin MMCs are total hockey gods with just as much game off the ice as they have on it. They are a little cocky, completely smitten, and fiercely supportive of Londyn even when her own family fails her.
H.N. DeFore masterfully balances this wildly over-the-top paranormal premise with genuine emotional resonance, snappy dialogue, and a naturally developing chemistry that keeps the tension high. Immersive, witty, and exceptionally steamy, the narrative offers a fantastic mix of suspense, humor, and character-driven storytelling that makes it difficult to put down.
Whether you are diving in for a unique why choose dynamic, sharp banter, or plenty of heat, Clamps is a memorable, feel-good read that delivers on every front and leaves you eager for more.
*Thank you to NetGalley and the publisher for providing an ARC in exchange for an honest review.*
**Clamps** by H. N. DeFore is a unique and captivating read that immediately grabbed my attention with its intriguing premise and engaging storytelling. The author creates a compelling atmosphere that keeps the tension high while allowing the characters and their relationships to develop naturally.
I especially enjoyed the strong character development and the way the story balanced suspense, emotion, and unexpected twists. The pacing kept me invested throughout, and each new revelation made me even more eager to see how everything would unfold. H. N. DeFore’s writing is immersive and easy to follow, making this a book that was difficult to put down.
Overall, *Clamps* is an entertaining and memorable novel that offers a great mix of suspense, emotion, and compelling storytelling. I would highly recommend it to readers looking for an engaging, character-driven read with plenty of surprises.
This is book two in the For Her Pleasure Quartet and this one was definitely different in the best way. Londyn is just trying to focus on school and deal with everything going on at home, and then one chaotic night turns into something she never saw coming when she ends up tied to Theo and Ollie in the wildest way. I didn’t read book one but it was easy to figure things out pretty quickly and jump right into what was going on.
This one was just fun and a little unhinged. The whole situation with the twins had me like wait what is happening but I couldn’t stop reading to see how it was all going to play out. They’re cocky, they push her buttons, and somehow end up being exactly what she needed even when she didn’t realize it. I liked watching them figure things out together and try to fix what was done because of that spell, and even with how wild the premise is it still pulled me in.
If you want something quick, different, and a little chaotic with hockey boys and a why choose vibe, this one is worth checking out.
Did I get super excited when I found out that the next book in this series was not only why choose… but twin brothers?!? Yes, yes I did. Once again Author H.N. DeFore did not disappoint! She gave more characters’ POV from that doomed college party that sets this entire series in motion. This FMC, I adored her! She’s the whole package… not only is she crazy intelligent, she’s also gorgeous and hard working. Despite her home life, she puts on a brave face and makes the work her b-ch. The twin brothers… they’re both hockey gods that have as much game on as they do off of the ice. They’re a little cocky and a lot smitten with our FMC. Even though they are innocent bystanders… they still manage to be there for her even when her own blood isn’t. Together these three are hot enough to melt an entire ice rink! This little cursed sentient series has been so much fun to read… I cannot wait to see whose POV we get next!
Clamps by H.N. DeFore delivers a wildly imaginative, spicy installment in the For Her Pleasure Quartet. The author's signature blend of paranormal romance, humor, and steamy chemistry made for a quick, entertaining read that didn't take itself too seriously while still giving us the readers characters worth rooting for. From the first few chapters, I really enjoyed the banter between the main characters. Their chemistry felt natural, and the emotional moments helped balance the over-the-top paranormal premise. Overall, Clamps is a fun, lighthearted paranormal romance that's perfect for readers who enjoy unique concepts, witty dialogue, and plenty of steam.
I received an ARC copy from NetGalley. Thank you for giving me the chance to read this novel and share my honest review of the novel!
Holy sentient object Batman. That was lot what I was expecting. I went in to this book kind of blindly as sentient object isn’t my normal realm of reading. But I don’t regret it. This was a fresh new take on romance for me. And I enjoyed it far more than I was expecting to. It was creative and unique and highly entertaining. Somehow this concept was made into a romantic and sweet and hilarious and wild ride of a book that I just couldn’t put down. Londyn, Theo, and Ollie were a grouping that just worked perfectly for me within the story. The connection and chemistry there was completely off the charts and had me a little too invested in the relationship. I was pulled right along with these characters throughout the story towards an ending that left me giggling and smiling and swooning. It was perfect for them.
This was chaotic, hilarious, smutty and surprisingly emotional. Watching Cora's curse continue to wreak havoc, this time with Ollie and Theo, was ridiculous in the best possible way, especially alongside the other interconnected stories following the hockey players. Beneath all the chaos, the way the story showed Londyn's toxic, narcissistic, and manipulative mum kind of hurt. Then, realising the boys were in a situation that was the complete opposite, with parents that didn’t really care. Those moments gave the story some real emotional depth and made it even easier to root for Londyn.
If you've been following the series, this is another entertaining instalment that fully embraces the chaos while still delivering plenty of heart.
Clamps is book two of the For Her Pleasure Quartet.
Hot and spicy! This is the second installment of the sentient adult toy series. Theo and Ollie are quite a pair together. I loved how they were the clamps tied together. There was some comedic gold with these two communicating while they were transformed. Londyn knows her desires and doesn't let anyone shame her for them. These three together made for some insanely spicy moments. I adored how protective they were over her when they saw what she was going through at home. They were there for her when she needed someone and she was there for them when they needed this curse broken.
We get some hints about the next two books of the series and I cannot wait to read them.
I have been waiting for this book ever since I finished the first. OMG. It is divine. So worth the wait. I love that this newest book in this series is an FMM. If you have not read a sentient romance, let this book be your first.
I would not say that Londyn and the twins, Ollie and Theo shared a true enemies to lovers vibe but they still were not a fan of each other. The fact that they did not like each other, just amped up the intensity between these three. Each encounter between these three got hotter and hotter.
"Theo kisses my throat, and Ollie captures my lips, silencing the scattered thoughts in my head."
Why have just one guy when you can have two sexy brothers. Double the fun! This book is not to be missed. A must read!
ARC Reader What did I read? Did I enjoy it? Yes. This story is fun , short, and sweet. Is it a bit of a fever dream? Maybe. Is it sexy? Very much so. I have never read any of DeFore's other works before, this is my first experience. Though honestly this was quite a ride. This might be book two in For Her Pleasure Quartet, but this book can completely be read as a standalone. That is how I ended up reading it, though like most of the standalones I tend to find, I always seem to go back to read the rest of the books in the series. I enjoyed this fever dream a lot. Okay-- not really fever dream. Not drugged induced. Though things that aren't exactly normal happen. Though it brings everyone closer together.
I read this as an ARC, and 1 had a feeling it was going to be absolutely unhinged... and I was right. I was laughing through pretty much every chapter.
I also really appreciated the toxic parenting representation and, more importantly, seeing the parent finally get put in her place. And can we all agree that an MMC who stands his ground and defends his girl is chef's kiss!
This was such a fun, quick read and honestly came at the perfect time. I was dealing with some emotional stress while reading it, and the humor was exactly the escape I needed.
If you're looking for a rom-com that'll make you laugh out loud and leave you smiling, Td definitely recommend picking this one up. I'm already looking forward to reading more from this author!
Londyn is just a girl at another Hockey Party. Theo and Ollie are twins, on the hockey team, and trying to get Londyn’s attention….
But then things get a little weird. Londyn’s friend said some words, a punch bowl was thrown, the twins got spit on… and now, their bodies don’t exist? They’ve turned into something else…. What. The. Heck?
This is a super fast Novella filled with smut and very little story. I’m usually okay with these, and the why-choose was great- but them turning into an object? That was just weird.
Unfortunately, this is a no for me.
Thank you to NetGalley and H.N Defore for the eARC of Clamps.
Right off the bat, Clamps is spicy, cute, and hilarious! It’s a fast-paced novella that balances lighthearted humor with a great story, never letting the comedy take away from the tougher topics lightly touched upon between the characters.
My only real drawback was that the ending felt quite abrupt. I didn't even realize it was the end until I reached the final page! I felt the story could have continued a bit longer to resolve a few open plot points. However, given that it's a short story, I'm hoping the author expands on these elements in future installments.
Overall, a fun, quick, and spicy read if you're looking for something light and entertaining!
Freaking Cora…… You odn't need to read book 1 to enjoy this, but it does give more context/another view into the events that are happening.
There’s a lot more to this story than a pair of guys cursed into nipple clamps. Poor Londyn, and the situation with her mom, she just wants to move out after she graduates. Instead, she ends up with the twins (who I love). We learn more about what Cora did and how she cursed the 5 guys as sex toys, and most importantly, we get teased as to WHY she did it. I need to knowwwwwww, but I guess I’ll be satisfied with the hints for what the other toys are!
This was a fun, fast-burn novella with a curse and twins and spice and hockey.
THOUGHTS 💭 💕 The situations Londyn, Ollie, and Theo found themselves in had me LOLing throughout this entire book. 💕 P H E W this spice!!! 🫠 H.N. DeFore has quite a way with her spicy words. 💕 Londyn’s mom was a piece of work and my heart broke for Londyn as she dealt with her mother’s trauma and her narcissist ways. 💕 Two brothers = two times the fun. 🥵 💕 I love a hockey romance - though the main focus in this read was on the curse and the spice, the hockey had a few shining moments.
Thanks so much to H.N. DeFore for the ARC of this book!
This was a great and quick read by author H.N. DeFore. I enjoyed the pace of this work. This was a unique read where the two twin main male characters get trapped and turned into nipple clamps. Many members of the college hockey team are under a curse/spell from one of Londyn's (main female character) friends. I felt like I definitely would have enjoyed this work more if I read the first book in the series. As much as this could be considered a stand alone, I felt there was too much of the story that would have had greater impact if I was able to know how other characters were connected.
Unfortunately, this was a miss for me. Maybe it's because I had such high expectations, or maybe it's my depression talking.
While I could relate to Londyn's situation, I didn't find the twins all that interesting, and I didn't feel much chemistry between the three of them. The only thing I really liked was how protective they were of her. And Cora? I ended up hating her even more. The spice was pretty meh for me too.
This is my honest opinion of the ARC I received. Thank you, Hayley and Twisted PR, for the opportunity.
Clamps by H.N. DeFore was such a fun, quick read and a great second installment in the series. The story keeps the momentum going with plenty of spice, while the chemistry between the main characters is undeniable and makes every interaction enjoyable. Even though it's a shorter book, it never feels rushed, delivering just the right mix of romance, heat, and entertainment. If you're looking for a fast, engaging read with lovable characters and sizzling tension, Clamps is definitely worth picking up.
This is a short fun read involving twin hockey players. This is the second book in a series but can be read as a stand-alone. Ollie and Theo are college hockey players that got cursed and turned into toys. When Londyn is then given the toys without knowing, she ends up responsible for breaking their curse. The problem is she's got a full plate of stuff she's not ready to deal with, let alone have people knowing about it. Open door, multiple player spice. There is talk of abuse, not between the main characters. Check the triggers.
Never did I think something like this would be entertaining to read but the banter between the MC’s and the way Londyn can put the twins in their place balances it perfectly.
Not going to lie, there was a second of confusion in the beginning but it quickly became a good read and so funny!
Check out these tropes: 🏒Hockey Romance 🏒Twins (They share her, but no ⚔️ crossing) 🏒One's Grumpy, One's Witty 🏒Forced Proximity 🏒Sentient Object Romance 🏒Double Penetration 🏒Twin Telepathy
I really enjoyed this book. I love why choose and twin brothers are always more fun. Londyn goes to a party with her friends and runs into Theo & Ollie. She tutors Ollie but she's not interested in Hockey players no matter how cute they are. But then after she leaves the party she brings home some clamps. And of course she has to give them a try. But after she gets off all of a sudden both Theo and Ollie are next to her in their birthday suit. She freaks out of course and takes them home. But then she talks to her friend Cora and realizes Cora set a little spell in motion. It was only supposed to be one of the Hockey players but ended up being 5 of them instead were all turned into "toys" And the only way they can be turned back is through a good time and an apology! I truly loved this quick book. Such a fun little read that had me chuckling when they were clamps.
After reading Vibes, I was so excited for this book, and it did not disappoint. I had so much fun reading it. I really enjoyed the twins and Londyn, and I loved watching their relationship evolve. I also liked learning a little more about how they found themselves in such a unique predicament. I’m also really curious about Brianna’s situation, as well as Flynn and Cora’s. I’m looking forward to the next book in the series to see how the other hockey players fare in their own situations. Overall, I had a great time with this one and definitely recommend it if you enjoy sentient object romances.
H.N DeFore this was such an amazing book. At first I went in not knowing what to expect and by less than half way in I was so shocked I had to pick my jaw up off the floor because not only was there nipple clamps involved, those said nipple clamps become hawked players haha 😆 this book was seriously one of the funniest things I’ve read all year. It had romance, spice, and humor all rolled into one book! I now need to go back and read everything you have written because I just can’t get enough. Thank you for allowing me to arc read this (: it was so worth it!
I love this series! While there are some heavy topics and scenes, overall the series is so fun and unique. I really enjoyed this story because two is always double the trouble but double the pleasure LOL. Definitely can be read alone but I do enjoy having the background information on other characters from the previous book. I’m excited for more, hopefully!
I love having the multiple POVs because it really helps add more depth to the situations all the characters find themselves in as well as when they’re not in a position to talk.
I am a part of the authors permanent advanced reader team. So, I received this that way and went in blind not realizing there was a sentient object plot. I was initially taken by surprise but I think the reasoning and the resolution were well done. Also I appreciated that the object was appropriate for the activity, it made it more believable. If you want a unserious, spicy, and short read grab this one and have a little fun.