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Mac and Beth: A Franchise Tragedy

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Grease. Guilt. And a golden crown made of cardboard.

When fast-food cook Mac hears a mysterious prophecy through his drive-thru headset, he’s sure greatness is calling.
When his ambitious girlfriend Beth decides to “help destiny along,” ambition and absurdity collide in a sizzling parody of Macbeth—set under the flickering neon of a doomed McDonald’s franchise.

As fryer oil whispers secrets, customers demand emotional support fries, and a rival Wendy’s declares war with its icy motto—“Always Fresh. Never Frozen.”—Mac’s kingdom of ketchup starts to collapse.

Darkly funny, poetic, and painfully familiar to anyone who’s ever worn a name tag, Mac and A Franchise Tragedy is part workplace comedy, part Shakespearean horror show about power, love, and the madness of customer service.

A cautionary tale for anyone who’s ever dreamed of management—or revenge during a lunch rush.

60 pages, Kindle Edition

Published October 30, 2025

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