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I’m gonna be so real, I hate read this book the whole way through. And yes, it was - and I feel - as pathetic as that sounds.
Tropes for this one; hockey romance, secret identity, massive family, romcom, banter and chaos, boss X hockey player.
Smut was 2/5 on the spice scale and its a HEA.
I’ll spoil it without spoiling it; this whole book is the FMC tryna gentle parent a hockey team full of grown men, infantilising a ‘traumatised’ hockey player who ISN’T ACTUALLY TRAUMATISED, and treating them like preschool children. I’m not kidding. It is EXACTLY as it sounds.
If that’s not enough for you? The FMC has a massive family comprising of; an asshole misogynistic dad who never apologises for being a dick, a boozy slutty grandma tryna be ‘cool’ but coming across dangerous and irresponsible and irritating, a passive Mom who lets the world float by her closed eyelids, a whole host of Aunts and Uncles but whose are they? Don’t fucking know. And siblings on the rival team who never grew up and act like dickheads the whole time. The frequent scenes where they are all together?? Overstimulation over here and I’M ONLY FUCKING READING IT?? ITS WORDS ON A PAPER HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???
Can’t get a sentence in, can’t go a page without someone saying some dumb shit or throwing an insult and it is categorically BEDLAM, and I don’t use that word lightly. I grew up with 2 parents and 5 siblings. I’m the eldest of 6 children. With family visiting (+ boyfriends/girlfriends etc) it got chaotic but NEVER with such a level of disrespect and insult as this bunch did. Fuck this lot with my whole chest. Nope.
I will go toe to toe with most people and Ellie is no exception. WHAT THE FUCK. Nope. Infantilising, patronising, irritating.. damn pick a struggle babe. Also constantly talking about how fat you are but phrasing it as a false positive? No from me.
Fletcher had some sense. He was an asshole for a lot of the book but valid cause Ellie pissed me tf off too. When we got the snippets of him being vulnerable? I’m down for it. And his freaky side?? Yes. Please.