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How To Clean A Haunted House: The Abbreviated Guide To Exorcising Ghosts
Congratulations, rookie! You’ve just been hired to clean your first haunted house. Don’t bother bringing a mop. You’ll need salt, sage, and nerves of steel.
Written by veteran House Cleaner Mary Shaw, How to Clean a Haunted House is the official Ever After Services field manual for surviving the supernatural domestic sector. Inside, you’ll learn how to identify haunted structures (from cranky cottages to fully demonic dwellings), choose the right tools for the job, and—most importantly—how to get out alive.
Whether you’re a paranormal investigator, aspiring exorcist, or just the poor soul stuck with an inheritance that growls at night, this guide has you covered. With practical checklists and grim humor honed by decades of near-death experiences, Mary teaches you how to tidy up the deadliest real estate on the market.
reading may cause sudden urges to salt doorways and distrust old wallpaper.
Perfect for fans of How to Date a Werewolf and anyone who prefers their horror with a sharp wit and a survival manual twist.
Written by veteran House Cleaner Mary Shaw, How to Clean a Haunted House is the official Ever After Services field manual for surviving the supernatural domestic sector. Inside, you’ll learn how to identify haunted structures (from cranky cottages to fully demonic dwellings), choose the right tools for the job, and—most importantly—how to get out alive.
Whether you’re a paranormal investigator, aspiring exorcist, or just the poor soul stuck with an inheritance that growls at night, this guide has you covered. With practical checklists and grim humor honed by decades of near-death experiences, Mary teaches you how to tidy up the deadliest real estate on the market.
reading may cause sudden urges to salt doorways and distrust old wallpaper.
Perfect for fans of How to Date a Werewolf and anyone who prefers their horror with a sharp wit and a survival manual twist.
75 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 1, 2026
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January 9, 2026
Clever, razor-sharp humor--and FUN! That;s my favorite thing about all of this author's books: they are always fun to read, regardless of the subject matter. One can tell that Katie truly pours her heart and soul into her craft, and that makes her reads quick and easy as a result.
"How to Clean a Haunted House: The Abbreviated Guide to Exorcising Ghosts" has a fun, playful, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor, with an engaging premise that's perfect for those who like a little humor with their horror. If you liked "The Zombie Survival Guide," then you'll definitely love this as well.
"How to Clean a Haunted House: The Abbreviated Guide to Exorcising Ghosts" has a fun, playful, tongue-in-cheek sense of humor, with an engaging premise that's perfect for those who like a little humor with their horror. If you liked "The Zombie Survival Guide," then you'll definitely love this as well.
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