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368 pages, Paperback
First published February 17, 2026
⟡ ݁₊ . ❝ I’m not going to poison you. Wouldn’t be much point, given that you’re nothing but moonlight and cobwebs. ❞
“What is the point of your charity?” he said. “Do you provide shelter for other city pests? Will I find raccoons stuffed in the upstairs closets?” ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
°˖➴ ❝ He wore as many rings and earrings as the woman did, as well as a strange pendant with a gold coin dangling from it, but they didn’t create the same effect on him; together with the oversized pyjamas, he looked more like a boy playacting as a pirate. ❞
❝ I have enemies of all descriptions, few worse than your ten-pound flea collectors. ❞ ⋆˚ʚɞ
❝ You are a hurricane, aren’t you?” he said. “I’m half convinced that if I get in your way, I’ll find myself stuffed into a crate with a number glued to my forehead.”
“Oh, no,” I said. “You’d get your own shelf. ❞ ༉‧₊˚.
⋆˙⟡♡ ❝ What will you do with yourself if you run out of cats to rescue?”
“I might try my hand at taming dark magicians. I understand there’s quite a need for it, and it’s not as if anyone else wants the job. ❞
❝ Agnes, he tried to start an apocalypse.”
“Unsuccessfully. ❞ ⋆⭒˚.⋆
⊹₊⟡⋆ “All right. But if this doesn’t work, we’re going back in time to when you agreed to move into his goddamn shop, and I’m going to beat you over the head with one of your file folders.”
❝ I wish you’d left me to bleed out; it would be preferable to enduring your tedious lectures. ❞ ⋆⭒˚.⋆