In September of the year 9 A.D. three Roman legions are trapped in the Teutoburg Forest by tens of thousands of rebelling Germanic tribesmen under the Romano-German renegade, Arminius. In an attempt to save what can be saved, an alien starship transports one of those legions, Legio XIIX, to safety. But the aliens are rushed by events and transport the XIIXth not just in space, but through time as well.
Dropped four centuries into their future, under the leadership of their first spear centurion, Marcus Caelius and the young but promising junior tribune, Gaius Pompeius, Legio XIIX must fight to survive almost from the first moments of arrival. Moreover, they must march and fight across a continent to find their way home.
Because home, the Roman Empire, needs them—their discipline, their tactics, their indomitable fortitude—more desperately than it has ever needed anything . . . because New Years Eve, 406 A.D. is coming, and with it, a horde of barbarians are going to cross the frozen Rhine and, unless stopped cold, destroy the Empire.
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Praise for Tom “The author’s flair for fight scenes is undeniable.” —Publishers Weekly
“Tom Kratman's Dirty Water is a time-travel journey to Boston, where a gate that grants wishes brings fresh Christmas angst to the efforts of aliens, witches, a special toy store, and a grandfather's interest in exploring bygone Boston with his granddaughters. Time travel is vividly rendered and immersive in this gritty adventure, which links disparate figures and interests for a delightfully unpredictable romp. Both books are highly recommended for discriminating sci-fi collections.” —Midwest Book Review
In 1974, at age seventeen, Tom Kratman became a political refugee and defector from the PRM (People’s Republic of Massachusetts) by virtue of joining the Regular Army. He stayed a Regular Army infantryman most of his adult life, returning to Massachusetts as an unofficial dissident while attending Boston College after his first hitch. Back in the Army, he managed to do just about everything there was to do at one time or another. After the Gulf War, with the bottom dropping completely out of the anti-communist market, Tom decided to become a lawyer. Every now and again, when the frustrations of legal life and having to deal with other lawyers got to be too much, Tom would rejoin the Army (or a somewhat similar group, say) for fun and frolic in other climes. His family, muttering darkly, put up with this for years. He no longer practices law, instead writing full-time for Baen. His novels for Baen include A State of Disobedience, Caliphate, and the series consisting of A Desert Called Peace, Carnifex, The Lotus Eaters, The Amazon Legion, Come and Take Them, The Rods and the Axe, and A Pillar of Fire by Night. With John Ringo, he has written the novels Watch on the Rhine, Yellow Eyes, and The Tuloriad. Also for Baen, he has written the first three volumes of the modern-day military fiction series Countdown. He's recently co-authored the brilliant The Romanov Reign Series with Kacey Ezell and Justin Watson.
Addendum: I meant to give this 2 stars. The 1 star rating is an emotional reaction to the ending. It took too long to deliver, then didn't deliver, what it did deliver barely had any action, and then wasted more of my time promising a sequel.
Dull. Tedious. Overwhelmingly repetitive. Normally, when I give a book 1 star, it's because 1 star is the lowest rating available on Goodreads when what I really want is to give it 0 or even negatives tars. But not this one, it's a high 1 star. I would have given it 2 stars, but it wasted more of my time setting up a sequel with shenanigans in Britain (the book takes place on the Rhine frontier) and ends on a cliff hanger: the Huns arrive. To appreciate how how much goodwill that killed, know that this book's premise: Legio XIIX, destined to die in the Teutoburg Forest, is saved and transported through time into the 5th century when barbarian hordes are about to cross the Rhine and destroy the Western Roman Empire. The book doesn't deliver that. Instead, 4/5th of the book is spent setting up the final confrontation, then wastes rushes that and tries setting up a sequel.
Note: I know the audience for this genre, so don't get encouraged/ It's not the good kind of set-up, either, where the author meticulously details the logistics of a displaced legion defending a long frontier, nor the tactics of the Roman Empire at its peak being thrown against the Germans of 409 AD, nor the desperate strategy of needing to balance scarce resources against omnipresent need. No, it's just hundreds of pages of wasted pages filled with pedantic lectures about boring trivial the author wants to show off. We get it, you very shallowly browsed some Wikipedia articles about the Roman Empire you didn't fully understand and have even less understanding on how to bring it up naturally in conversations where you are literally puppeteering both sides of the discussion. Get on with it.
It's bad, but ... at least it's earnest? It's pedantic, but without being smug. The pedantry is also repetitive, and repeats the most uninteresting factoids, but again, in an earnest manner so instead of being an insufferable bore, it's ... a sufferable bore.
I hesitate to call the cast caricatures, because even though they are one-dimensional and unlikable, I don't think the author meant any malice in it. He meant right by them, he saw how heroes are depicted on TV and he wanted to emulate that, show that his guys are heroes, too, but this is just the best he can do.
Verdict: Picking up this book would be a waste of your time. I do not recommend this to anyone, especially not for fans of the "what if" and "versus" genre. The premise is awesome, but it doesn't give it to us until the last 4o pages (and it was too little and far too late) and then wastes the few pages we have left on setting up a sequel and side story.
This was an interesting story. I assume this book is the first of a series based on how it ends. The character development is decent. It managed to hold my interest long enough for me to finish it (although I found myself starting to flip to the back to see how many pages I had left to read towards the end). I think this is because it starts out slow, picks up speed in parts, slows down a bit towards the end but then manages to finish fairly strong.
Regarding the character development:
I do have mixed feelings about this book because it feels like it took elements from different series and mixed them together into this book. When I read the premise, I immediately thought of David Drake's Ranks of Bronze and David Weber's The Excalibur Alternative stories. As I started reading it, I also got some vibes from Harry Turtledove's The Videssos Cycle involving a displaced Roman Legion as well as William R. Forstchen's Lost Regiment series. It also reminded me of elements of Eric Flint's Ring of Fire series (and the various offshoots of that series, such as Time Spike). So it was interesting to read this novel because I felt like I had read elements of it in other novels.
In the end, I enjoyed the book. Probably 2.5-2.7 generously rounded up to 3 stars (as I enjoyed it more than a 2-star rating would imply).
Started out very slow, was originally a 2-3. But the book picked up, and was ultimately satisfying. It’s still no Misplaced Legion, but I did very much enjoy it.
Very easy to read and the characters are not all good or evil. I still think it is funny as each group thinks the others are barbarians! And the fact, in their view they are correct. Tom is here to save the Roman empire or at least prolong it to skip the dark ages
This is a story that exemplifies the extremes of the Roman army, from the rock hard legions to the watered down legions of a deteriorating empire. Tom has a great skill with world building and you will not be disappointed with this new novel.
I'm looking forward to reading more of this series. I like your research into the time period and use of history. Let's see the Huns get their butts kicked.