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Bride of the Pumpkin King
🍂 BRIDE OF THE PUMPKIN KING
A Halloween Erotic Horror Comedy by Leeanne Vincent
He’s got vines in all the right places. She’s got a Halloween heart and zero impulse control.
Tamsin Black talks to her cat, flirts with her baked goods, and decorates her sleepy town bakery like Halloween threw up inside it. But when she drunkenly offers herself to the Pumpkin King in exchange for bringing back the town’s lost spooky season? She didn’t expect a seven-foot harvest god with a jack-o'-lantern grin to show up on her porch asking for a wedding night.
Now magic is blooming. Leaves are bleeding red again. Ghosts are shopping for pastries. And the Pumpkin King keeps showing up to “tend her garden” with wicked vines and burning eyes.
She should be terrified.
She’s not.
She’s hungry.
But when passion tangles with ancient curses, Tamsin must break the spell—or become the Halloween bride he was carved for.
Contains vine bondage, haunted frosting, monster snuggles, and one very spirited black cat.
A Halloween Erotic Horror Comedy by Leeanne Vincent
He’s got vines in all the right places. She’s got a Halloween heart and zero impulse control.
Tamsin Black talks to her cat, flirts with her baked goods, and decorates her sleepy town bakery like Halloween threw up inside it. But when she drunkenly offers herself to the Pumpkin King in exchange for bringing back the town’s lost spooky season? She didn’t expect a seven-foot harvest god with a jack-o'-lantern grin to show up on her porch asking for a wedding night.
Now magic is blooming. Leaves are bleeding red again. Ghosts are shopping for pastries. And the Pumpkin King keeps showing up to “tend her garden” with wicked vines and burning eyes.
She should be terrified.
She’s not.
She’s hungry.
But when passion tangles with ancient curses, Tamsin must break the spell—or become the Halloween bride he was carved for.
Contains vine bondage, haunted frosting, monster snuggles, and one very spirited black cat.
71 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 13, 2025
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Leeanne Vincent
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💀 About Leeanne Vincent
Sinfully Spooky. Deliciously Dirty. Always in Season.
Leeanne Vincent writes steamy horror rom-coms for readers who like their monsters hot, their heroines mouthy, and their endings anything but innocent.
From possessed bakeries to cursed love gurus, her stories serve equal parts spice, scare, and scandal—with just enough heart to make you feel it in the afterglow. She believes in sex-positive storytelling, messy magic, and unapologetically weird women who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty.
When she’s not plotting depraved rituals or stuffing frosting where it doesn’t belong, Leeanne can be found haunting thrift stores, hoarding Halloween decorations, and whispering sweet nothings to her coffee.
Join her if you dare. But be warned: once you tangle with her monsters, they never let you go.
💀 About Leeanne Vincent
Sinfully Spooky. Deliciously Dirty. Always in Season.
Leeanne Vincent writes steamy horror rom-coms for readers who like their monsters hot, their heroines mouthy, and their endings anything but innocent.
From possessed bakeries to cursed love gurus, her stories serve equal parts spice, scare, and scandal—with just enough heart to make you feel it in the afterglow. She believes in sex-positive storytelling, messy magic, and unapologetically weird women who aren’t afraid to get a little dirty.
When she’s not plotting depraved rituals or stuffing frosting where it doesn’t belong, Leeanne can be found haunting thrift stores, hoarding Halloween decorations, and whispering sweet nothings to her coffee.
Join her if you dare. But be warned: once you tangle with her monsters, they never let you go.
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December 1, 2025
Bride of the Pumpkin King is one of those stories that feels like it started as a joke and then somehow turned into a book with actual heart, charm, and a surprising amount of emotional warmth wrapped in vines, frosting, and an unapologetically horny harvest god.
Tamsin is exactly the kind of heroine you root for: chaotic, sweet, a little unhinged, and absolutely determined to bring Halloween back to her sleepy town. Her dynamic with the Pumpkin King is equal parts funny, tender, and spicy enough to fog up a pumpkin patch. Their chemistry feels playful and oddly wholesome, even when the vines start doing… vine things.
The world building is genuinely fun ghosts buying pastries, magic returning to the town, leaves bleeding color back into the streets and the writing leans into the cozy-creepy vibe without ever taking itself too seriously.
If you enjoy monster romance, erotic comedy, and Halloween energy turned all the way up, this is a perfect short, escapist read. It’s quirky, spicy, and surprisingly sweet like a cinnamon roll with a haunted twist.
Tamsin is exactly the kind of heroine you root for: chaotic, sweet, a little unhinged, and absolutely determined to bring Halloween back to her sleepy town. Her dynamic with the Pumpkin King is equal parts funny, tender, and spicy enough to fog up a pumpkin patch. Their chemistry feels playful and oddly wholesome, even when the vines start doing… vine things.
The world building is genuinely fun ghosts buying pastries, magic returning to the town, leaves bleeding color back into the streets and the writing leans into the cozy-creepy vibe without ever taking itself too seriously.
If you enjoy monster romance, erotic comedy, and Halloween energy turned all the way up, this is a perfect short, escapist read. It’s quirky, spicy, and surprisingly sweet like a cinnamon roll with a haunted twist.
November 15, 2025
Bride of the Pumpkin King is a fun, spooky little escape with strong autumn vibes and a sweet, devoted monster hero. Leeanne Vincent keeps the story moving, the romance is cute with just the right amount of heat, and the Halloween atmosphere makes it a perfect seasonal read.
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