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Learning the Rules
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Expected 8 Jan 26
Sometimes the hardest lessons aren’t taught in classrooms.
Mike Beckett has a plan—
Well… he had one.
Once a freelance writer with a steady girlfriend and a comfortable (if unreliable) Ford Fiesta, Mike suddenly finds himself jobless, single, and desperate for a fresh start. So, he dives into a year of training, a regular income, and maybe—just maybe—a chance to rewrite his life.
What he doesn’t expect is that secondary school will feel like an alien planet.
Welcome to High Stow, where the Headteacher, Mr. Palmer, runs the place as if he’s selling vacuum cleaners instead of shaping young minds, and the English department has become Mike’s accidental family. There’s Mrs. Nolan—the battle-hardened leader who’s allergic to nonsense; Mr. Grace, whose love of sci-fi outshines his love of marking; Mrs. Rogers, the mentor who somehow performs real magic every time she steps into a classroom; and Bright—sharp-witted, green-eyed, and absolutely off-limits… or so Mike keeps telling himself.
Then there’s Mitchell—foul-mouthed, furious at the world, and one skipped lesson away from expulsion. Reaching him might be impossible. But giving up on him feels worse.
As Ofsted inspections loom, lessons unravel, and disastrous dates try to be forgotten, Mike must battle his own awkwardness, the politics of school life, and the quiet fear that he’s in way over his head. Somewhere amidst spilled wine, school trips, and a guitar performance he didn’t mean to agree to, he begins learning the real rules—of teaching, of love, and of starting over.
Because sometimes the biggest victories aren’t grades or promotions—they’re the people who believe in you before you believe in yourself.
Heartfelt, funny, and full of hope, Learning the Rules is a story for anyone who’s ever had to rebuild their life from scratch… and found unexpected joy along the way.
Mike Beckett has a plan—
Well… he had one.
Once a freelance writer with a steady girlfriend and a comfortable (if unreliable) Ford Fiesta, Mike suddenly finds himself jobless, single, and desperate for a fresh start. So, he dives into a year of training, a regular income, and maybe—just maybe—a chance to rewrite his life.
What he doesn’t expect is that secondary school will feel like an alien planet.
Welcome to High Stow, where the Headteacher, Mr. Palmer, runs the place as if he’s selling vacuum cleaners instead of shaping young minds, and the English department has become Mike’s accidental family. There’s Mrs. Nolan—the battle-hardened leader who’s allergic to nonsense; Mr. Grace, whose love of sci-fi outshines his love of marking; Mrs. Rogers, the mentor who somehow performs real magic every time she steps into a classroom; and Bright—sharp-witted, green-eyed, and absolutely off-limits… or so Mike keeps telling himself.
Then there’s Mitchell—foul-mouthed, furious at the world, and one skipped lesson away from expulsion. Reaching him might be impossible. But giving up on him feels worse.
As Ofsted inspections loom, lessons unravel, and disastrous dates try to be forgotten, Mike must battle his own awkwardness, the politics of school life, and the quiet fear that he’s in way over his head. Somewhere amidst spilled wine, school trips, and a guitar performance he didn’t mean to agree to, he begins learning the real rules—of teaching, of love, and of starting over.
Because sometimes the biggest victories aren’t grades or promotions—they’re the people who believe in you before you believe in yourself.
Heartfelt, funny, and full of hope, Learning the Rules is a story for anyone who’s ever had to rebuild their life from scratch… and found unexpected joy along the way.
321 pages, Kindle Edition
Expected publication January 8, 2026
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November 26, 2025
I got an ARC of this book and enjoyed it tremendously. Matheson's Mike Beckett makes an engaging protagonist with some sharp observations on the realities of school life and an endearing awkwardness in work and in relationships that rings very true.
The characters, both student and teacher, are well drawn and realistic. There are no real villains, so much as victims of circumstance and many of the descriptions took me to back my own days of teaching or walking the corridors in support of other staff.
Matheson's prose flashes with self-deprecating humour, for example his ancient car too hideous to be a worthwhile target for car thieves despite its feeble security protection.
I am sure popping the lock on the car wasn't too much of a challenge. A credit card, a coat hook, a stern look, they'd all work.
Teaching is a job which is 'never finished' because there is always more marking, feedback, preparation that one could be doing. All teachers ultimately make a decision about where to draw the line between 'work' and 'life'. Beckett finds this quickly.
A glance in the misted mirror showed me nothing but the blurry flesh coloured shadow od a man too tired to function.
The book is structured (like a good lesson) into short easily digested chapters - each headed with another notional 'rule' for new teachers to follow, much as the move Zombieland had its list of essential survival mantra. Of curse school kids are not Zombies but - in the aggressive and disruptive but not unsympathetic character of Mitchell - Matheson captures a persona familiar to many in teaching.
The timeline of a first year as a trainee teacher shapes the narrative punctuated with familiar key elements where so much of importance takes place outside the geographical and temporal constraints of classroom and timetabled lessons
- the Christmas staff show (teachers making idiots of themselves - but deliberately this time),
- the review by the Academy Trust
- the preparation for exams
- the 'internal exclusion room' for disruptive pupils
- the staff parties and end of term pub outings
- the geography field trip chaperoning students for a week away, and dealing with the toxic hazards of coach journeys and travel sick children
- results day, the tears and the joy
Throughout this is the thread of romance as Beckett stumbles through dating apps and workplace attractions and sometimes both, in what ultimately is a delightful feel good story.
The characters, both student and teacher, are well drawn and realistic. There are no real villains, so much as victims of circumstance and many of the descriptions took me to back my own days of teaching or walking the corridors in support of other staff.
Matheson's prose flashes with self-deprecating humour, for example his ancient car too hideous to be a worthwhile target for car thieves despite its feeble security protection.
I am sure popping the lock on the car wasn't too much of a challenge. A credit card, a coat hook, a stern look, they'd all work.
Teaching is a job which is 'never finished' because there is always more marking, feedback, preparation that one could be doing. All teachers ultimately make a decision about where to draw the line between 'work' and 'life'. Beckett finds this quickly.
A glance in the misted mirror showed me nothing but the blurry flesh coloured shadow od a man too tired to function.
The book is structured (like a good lesson) into short easily digested chapters - each headed with another notional 'rule' for new teachers to follow, much as the move Zombieland had its list of essential survival mantra. Of curse school kids are not Zombies but - in the aggressive and disruptive but not unsympathetic character of Mitchell - Matheson captures a persona familiar to many in teaching.
The timeline of a first year as a trainee teacher shapes the narrative punctuated with familiar key elements where so much of importance takes place outside the geographical and temporal constraints of classroom and timetabled lessons
- the Christmas staff show (teachers making idiots of themselves - but deliberately this time),
- the review by the Academy Trust
- the preparation for exams
- the 'internal exclusion room' for disruptive pupils
- the staff parties and end of term pub outings
- the geography field trip chaperoning students for a week away, and dealing with the toxic hazards of coach journeys and travel sick children
- results day, the tears and the joy
Throughout this is the thread of romance as Beckett stumbles through dating apps and workplace attractions and sometimes both, in what ultimately is a delightful feel good story.
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