I found a signed copy in an indie bookshop and was excited to read a local author. A few pages in and I awkwardly looked it up to make sure I hadn't unknowingly picked up something intended for kids. Should've put it down since clearly that was a sign I wasn't going to enjoy it but it was SO short and in the back it says the stories were written in different years (which means they must improve over time as the author gained skill, right?) so I ploughed on through.
I spent the whole collection with the nagging feeling that this was destined for a middle grade book if not for the sprinkling of more adult content, because the writing style is very straightforward and the stories themselves are very basic. It reads sort of like someone describing movie scenes rather than writing fiction for adults (the last story, "Carnival Mansion", straight up has camera angling written in), and it relies very heavily on trying to visually describe monsters the same way you might when directing someone to draw them (here's the eye color, the teeth shape, the ultra cool barbed tail, etc.), rather than complex plotting, emotions, or anything else that I want out of a non-visual medium. Sadly the monsters it describes are pretty boring, checking all the generic spooky-ooky boxes of glowing eyes and sharp claws and decay and whatnot, and the descriptions themselves aren't fun to read given they are done with very plain language and the occasional dull metaphor.
The stories are all short enough that I feel like describing them beyond what's already on the GR blurb would be too spoiler-y, but none of them are particularly compelling. They mostly rely on basic tropes/beats you'll have seen many times elsewhere if you watch or read even a little horror, the characters are very flat, and the interactions feel stilted. There's a few stories that are primarily dialogue-driven and the conversations are either so realistic as to be boring or so unrealistic that it's like watching robots fail to mimic human social interaction.
There's really only one story that I liked, "The Shampoo", because it was more surreal & comedic than the others and kind of gave me Welcome To Night Vale vibes. Give me more of the capitalism triceratops please! And absolutely no more Mac and Me with the Brand Name Soda swapped for strawberry milkshakes...
The book also needed another round of editing. It's littered with little grammatical and formatting mistakes (things like double hyphens instead of EM dashes, mixed up homophones, or uncapitalized proper nouns); nothing that impacts readability or meaning but should be easy enough to notice and fix if you're taking the time to produce a physical book.
I know it's mean to leave a negative review for such a small author, but I'm just... very disappointed. The cover is so cool and I feel like the author has a pretty good grasp of the basics to the point I think he could make some great stuff in the future. But as-is these stories were just so bland and need reworking to have the bold flavor I want (and expect) out of horror, especially indie horror where you can get as wild as you want.