When you find out your entire marriage has been a lie... The night before our sixth anniversary, my in-laws told me that my husband had gone out on a date with his ex, and had run off on the morning of our wedding until his father forced him to come back. For six years, I thought we'd been happy and that my husband loved me. Everything was a lie. And things just kept getting worse.
Okay, besties, strap in tight cuz I just fried my last brain cell on this total shitshow and I gotta vent this hot mess to you NOW! 😂🤮
So here's the clusterfuck: Poppy hits up an anniversary dinner with her in-laws, they pound shots like champs, and boom! They spill that her hubby Fletcher went on a FULL-ON DATE with his ex Megan ONE WEEK before the wedding! Not some lame coffee bullshit, nah! He picked her ass up! They yapped all night! He straight-up KISSED her! AND LOVED IT! Said it felt like old times! 😩 Oh, and get this: He fucking BOLTED the morning of the wedding! Daddy had to drag his sorry ass back so Poppy wouldn't get wrecked in front of everyone! So Fletcher only married her outta pity and duty! Lit! 🔥🙄
Poppy flips the fuck out, torches her wedding dress and every damn photo, and demands the tea! Fletcher's comeback? "Who gives a shit how we started, only where we are now!" BRO! That's peak gaslighting champ energy right there! 👑🤡
But hold up—it gets WAY FUCKING WORSE! MIL rolls in and drops the nuke: Megan's kid is Fletcher's spitting image and probs his spawn! Poppy's like "WTF?!" Fletcher swears "I didn't bang her!" But then—NO LIE—suddenly EVERYONE'S banging EVERYONE!
Lemme bullet this insanity for ya:
Fletcher's bros Edison and Callahan BOTH smashed Megan right when she got knocked up! 🫠🤣
Kid's either Edison's or Callahan's, NOT Fletcher's!
Bros won't do DNA cuz they're terrified their wives will flip!
Fletcher rats 'em out anyway cuz fuck bros, amirite?!
Then Fletcher learns his "dad" Leon ain't bio-dad—mom Jan fucked dad's bestie Joel, so Joel's the real sperm donor!
Joel's wife Marianne finds out and BEATS JAN'S ASS on Fletcher's porch! Full fists, blood flying, Fletcher just chills and goes "Cool, talk it out now" while blocking the Ring cam! 💥😂
Later Jan and Megan have a slap-fest at the old crib cuz new owners sicced the cops!
Oh yeah, Leon cheated on Jan... WITH MEGAN! Yeah, THAT skank who plowed both sons! Megan ran the whole fam like a messyrelay race!!
Endgame? Everyone's divorced, jailed, or both! And I'm like... did this author cram EVERY affair and ass-whooping into one book just so we'd pity Fletcher's "just one date and smooch" like "aww poor baby, at least he didn't knock her up or bang his bro's wife"?!
BECAUSE YEAH SHE DID! 🤦♀️
This chick's got a playbook, babe! She ALWAYS props her garbage MMCs by making the whole crew look like walking trash fires! Fletcher LIED to Poppy for SIX YEARS! Made her think their marriage was fake AF! But look! Bros are worse! Mom's unhinged! Megan's a walking herpes factory! Boom, Fletcher's just a sad lil pup with one tiny fuckup!
HELL NAH! 🙅♀️
Skimmed when they dipped and pulled that "let's date like randos" crap! By then I was grumpy AF and zero shits left if these morons patched up! What Fletcher did was HUGE! Not a "whoopsie"! He stole her choice to marry knowing the truth! Manipulative prick move!
Why three stars tho? Cuz the soap opera chaos was SO unhinged I laughed my ass off! The beatdowns! The betrayals! New affair every chapter like a nonstop fuck parade! It sucked! It was sloppy! It was hilarious trash gold! 🤣💀
But I'm still hardcore side-eyeing this author for tryna gaslight ME into buying Fletcher as a good dude! Swing and a miss, lady! I see your shady as....uhm Fundament(Respectfully😌)! 👀😤
straight out soap opera type of drama, multiplied by 100 😅 some things were pretty stupid, mokay? I know it's fiction, but damn, I need to cleanse my eyes and mind, because of the stupid things I just read 😂 his entire family was trash ... they all needed therapy, anger management and a good doze of reality
I've got to stop reading these writings.. not gonna call them books, at least this one
Not my fav but I didn’t absolutely hate Fletcher like some of these guys. He does meet up with and kiss his ex right before he’s about to marry Poppy though. She only finds out years later when his parents let it slip. His whole family sucks.
Fletcher & Poppy was excellent. Chef’s kiss. The comic relief provided by some of the secondary characters was a delight. Love how karma showed up over and over through the plot.
This author has published some of their work on kindle but a vast majority can be only found on wattpad. GroveltoHEA says it all. Second chance romances. Some H cheat while others are just extremely foolish. There’s is the entire gambit of the genera. I’ll admit some are not my “cup of tea”. If I can’t root for both the main characters by the end the books likely lost my interest.
Book from groveltoHEA .. loveeeee fletcher and poppy .. definitely still dislike his parents and siblings; they got what they deserved. But immensely happy for Poppy in the end .. getting the love she always deserved.