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The Fanged Janitor: An Office Drone's Apocalyptic LitRPG
THE FANGED JANITOR
The world ended not with a bang, but with a pop-up ad for your life.
David Reynolds was a nobody. His biggest daily threat was the notoriously temperamental office printer. Then, a cold, indifferent system notification announced that New York—and Earth—had been integrated into a brutal, cosmic entertainment quota.
The human race is now livestock. Survival is a gladiator show for the sick amusement of the galaxy’s ruling elite, the Elven Hegemony.
David is labeled Variable #11,308,992, a 'Low Utility Index' non-factor ripe for 'Recycling.'
But the Hegemony made one they left him with his rage and a heavy-duty monkey wrench pilfered from a janitor's closet.
He has no destiny. He has no class. He has a list of grievances and a growing kill count.
• Welcome to the Nexus Level up or dissolve into acidic Corpse-Slime goo. Gain skills like [Quick Fix] and [Efficient Grasp] from your years of soul-crushing corporate servitude.
• The Unconventional David must use his wits, his Zippo lighter, and his unexpected brutality to turn every grim corridor of his ruined city into a lethal, rigged dungeon.
• A New Name, A New The alien viewers have given him a title—a nickname for the office drone who refuses to The Fanged Janitor.
Now, the janitor is embracing the role of the monster, and his sights are set not just on survival, but on retribution against Commander Valeris and the entire sadistic System. He’s here to clean up the bloodiest mess in galactic history.
The show has begun. And the star is the man who just learned how to fight fire with a monkey wrench.
The world ended not with a bang, but with a pop-up ad for your life.
David Reynolds was a nobody. His biggest daily threat was the notoriously temperamental office printer. Then, a cold, indifferent system notification announced that New York—and Earth—had been integrated into a brutal, cosmic entertainment quota.
The human race is now livestock. Survival is a gladiator show for the sick amusement of the galaxy’s ruling elite, the Elven Hegemony.
David is labeled Variable #11,308,992, a 'Low Utility Index' non-factor ripe for 'Recycling.'
But the Hegemony made one they left him with his rage and a heavy-duty monkey wrench pilfered from a janitor's closet.
He has no destiny. He has no class. He has a list of grievances and a growing kill count.
• Welcome to the Nexus Level up or dissolve into acidic Corpse-Slime goo. Gain skills like [Quick Fix] and [Efficient Grasp] from your years of soul-crushing corporate servitude.
• The Unconventional David must use his wits, his Zippo lighter, and his unexpected brutality to turn every grim corridor of his ruined city into a lethal, rigged dungeon.
• A New Name, A New The alien viewers have given him a title—a nickname for the office drone who refuses to The Fanged Janitor.
Now, the janitor is embracing the role of the monster, and his sights are set not just on survival, but on retribution against Commander Valeris and the entire sadistic System. He’s here to clean up the bloodiest mess in galactic history.
The show has begun. And the star is the man who just learned how to fight fire with a monkey wrench.
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306 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 18, 2025
About the author
Yusif Elatmani
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Yusif Elatmani is a sci-fi and LitRPG author based in Surrey, England, where he lives with his family. A lover of all things science fiction, from brutalist alien engineering to the quiet horror of a rigged system, Yusif writes stories about ordinary people forced to become extraordinary monsters.
His debut series, The Fanged Janitor, explores a post-apocalyptic world where survival means hacking the very code of reality. Drawing inspiration from years of battling temperamental office equipment, Yusif channels the frustration of glitches and error messages into a terrifying and visceral LitRPG experience.
When he isn't writing about system-breaking protagonists or bio-mechanical horrors, he can be found online at:
reddit.com/user/AuthorYusif
instagram.com/authoryusif
facebook.com/djmany22
Yusif Elatmani is a sci-fi and LitRPG author based in Surrey, England, where he lives with his family. A lover of all things science fiction, from brutalist alien engineering to the quiet horror of a rigged system, Yusif writes stories about ordinary people forced to become extraordinary monsters.
His debut series, The Fanged Janitor, explores a post-apocalyptic world where survival means hacking the very code of reality. Drawing inspiration from years of battling temperamental office equipment, Yusif channels the frustration of glitches and error messages into a terrifying and visceral LitRPG experience.
When he isn't writing about system-breaking protagonists or bio-mechanical horrors, he can be found online at:
reddit.com/user/AuthorYusif
instagram.com/authoryusif
facebook.com/djmany22
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March 18, 2026
As soon as I finished this book I got in touch with the author asking when the next one was due to be released!
A very clever story, with language that flows and is so beautiful to read. The humour is dry and plentiful, the protagonist a reluctant anti-hero that just won't quit.
The monsters and mechanics of this tale are very inventive, the aesthetics dark and dystopian, written so well that as a reader I felt like I was there with them.
Take a chance on this indie author, you will be happy you did.
A very clever story, with language that flows and is so beautiful to read. The humour is dry and plentiful, the protagonist a reluctant anti-hero that just won't quit.
The monsters and mechanics of this tale are very inventive, the aesthetics dark and dystopian, written so well that as a reader I felt like I was there with them.
Take a chance on this indie author, you will be happy you did.
March 5, 2026
What are you waiting for run don’t walk , go and grab this book. It has all of the makings of a page turning LitRpg , if you’re a fan of DCC you will love this too. One day you’re working in an office and boom next you find yourself labeled #11,308,992 and thrown into this unhinged show fighting for your life.
January 10, 2026
Stay Out of the Light
I received a free copy of this book on return for an honest review.
If you enjoyed Dungeon Crawler Carl or other system-based LitRPGs, this one is well worth picking up.
The book hooked me immediately. Instead of the usual class selection, the protagonist gains skills based on what he does (or pointedly doesn’t do) which felt fresh and genuinely interesting. From the first chapter, the MC is highly relatable, reacting much as I imagine most of us would if suddenly dropped into a system-run world and attacked by a gelatinous monstrosity. The early, forced choice regarding his race is absurd in the best way, and realistically, what other option does he have?
One of the highlights is the system itself: sarcastic, bureaucratic, and consistently entertaining through its notifications.
While I wasn’t personally a fan of the MC acquiring better items through discovery rather than mob looting, it fits the story and worldbuilding well. My main issue came around the halfway point, where the tension drops. The MC rarely feels challenged, which reduces suspense, and the narrative tends to tell us what’s happening rather than showing how the character feels. This emotional distance made it harder to stay fully invested.
Overall, a clever and enjoyable LitRPG with a strong hook and personality…just in need of a bit more struggle and emotional depth to truly shine.
I received a free copy of this book on return for an honest review.
If you enjoyed Dungeon Crawler Carl or other system-based LitRPGs, this one is well worth picking up.
The book hooked me immediately. Instead of the usual class selection, the protagonist gains skills based on what he does (or pointedly doesn’t do) which felt fresh and genuinely interesting. From the first chapter, the MC is highly relatable, reacting much as I imagine most of us would if suddenly dropped into a system-run world and attacked by a gelatinous monstrosity. The early, forced choice regarding his race is absurd in the best way, and realistically, what other option does he have?
One of the highlights is the system itself: sarcastic, bureaucratic, and consistently entertaining through its notifications.
While I wasn’t personally a fan of the MC acquiring better items through discovery rather than mob looting, it fits the story and worldbuilding well. My main issue came around the halfway point, where the tension drops. The MC rarely feels challenged, which reduces suspense, and the narrative tends to tell us what’s happening rather than showing how the character feels. This emotional distance made it harder to stay fully invested.
Overall, a clever and enjoyable LitRPG with a strong hook and personality…just in need of a bit more struggle and emotional depth to truly shine.
January 26, 2026
An absolute thrill ride
**Customer Review:**
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Yusif Elatmani's "The Fanged Janitor" is an absolute thrill ride from start to finish! Set in a gripping dystopian world, the story follows David Reynolds, who transforms from a desperate survivor into the cunning Fanged Janitor. The action is intense, and the strategic depth keeps you hooked.
David's character development is superb. Watching him struggle with his dual nature and evolve into a powerful force is both compelling and relatable. The themes of identity and choice are woven beautifully throughout the story, making you think about what it truly means to grow and change.
The world-building is top-notch, with a fascinating blend of alien tech and a post-apocalyptic setting. The RPG-like system mechanics add an extra layer of excitement, tracking David's progress in a unique way.
Elatmani's writing style is sharp and evocative, capturing both the chaos of battles and moments of introspection. The structure of the story, with its gamified elements, keeps the tension high and the stakes even higher.
If you're into action-packed stories with deep themes and a philosophical edge, "The Fanged Janitor" is a must-read. It's a captivating and innovative book that challenges traditional genre boundaries. Highly recommend!
**Customer Review:**
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Yusif Elatmani's "The Fanged Janitor" is an absolute thrill ride from start to finish! Set in a gripping dystopian world, the story follows David Reynolds, who transforms from a desperate survivor into the cunning Fanged Janitor. The action is intense, and the strategic depth keeps you hooked.
David's character development is superb. Watching him struggle with his dual nature and evolve into a powerful force is both compelling and relatable. The themes of identity and choice are woven beautifully throughout the story, making you think about what it truly means to grow and change.
The world-building is top-notch, with a fascinating blend of alien tech and a post-apocalyptic setting. The RPG-like system mechanics add an extra layer of excitement, tracking David's progress in a unique way.
Elatmani's writing style is sharp and evocative, capturing both the chaos of battles and moments of introspection. The structure of the story, with its gamified elements, keeps the tension high and the stakes even higher.
If you're into action-packed stories with deep themes and a philosophical edge, "The Fanged Janitor" is a must-read. It's a captivating and innovative book that challenges traditional genre boundaries. Highly recommend!
July 6, 2026
⭐ Rating: 5/5
I went into The Fanged Janitor expecting another apocalypse LitRPG, but what I got felt far nastier. This book doesn’t just throw monsters at you—it creates the constant feeling that humanity has stumbled into something ancient, hungry, and completely indifferent to our survival. David isn’t some legendary hero with destiny on his side. He’s just a janitor forced to wade through blood, teeth, and nightmares with nothing but determination and whatever he can get his hands on. That grounded perspective made every victory feel earned and every encounter feel dangerous. I found myself constantly wondering what fresh horror was waiting around the next corner.
What I loved most was how oppressive the atmosphere became. There were moments that genuinely reminded me of survival horror games where every hallway feels wrong and every silence feels like a warning. The monsters are memorable, the violence is brutal without becoming mindless, and the LitRPG progression never overshadows the tension. Instead, every new ability feels like a desperate attempt to stay alive in a world that seems designed to devour anyone who lets their guard down. It scratched the same itch I get from horror novels that leave me feeling uneasy long after I put the book down.
By the time I finished, I realized this wasn’t a story about becoming the strongest—it was about refusing to become another corpse in a world overflowing with them. That’s what made it stick with me. The Fanged Janitor delivers bloody action, creeping dread, and enough grotesque monsters to satisfy any horror fan while still giving me the addictive progression that makes LitRPG so much fun. If you like your fantasy soaked in blood, filled with terrifying creatures, and carried by an underdog who refuses to quit, this is absolutely one I’d recommend. It left me excited—and just a little disturbed—to see what horrors come next
I went into The Fanged Janitor expecting another apocalypse LitRPG, but what I got felt far nastier. This book doesn’t just throw monsters at you—it creates the constant feeling that humanity has stumbled into something ancient, hungry, and completely indifferent to our survival. David isn’t some legendary hero with destiny on his side. He’s just a janitor forced to wade through blood, teeth, and nightmares with nothing but determination and whatever he can get his hands on. That grounded perspective made every victory feel earned and every encounter feel dangerous. I found myself constantly wondering what fresh horror was waiting around the next corner.
What I loved most was how oppressive the atmosphere became. There were moments that genuinely reminded me of survival horror games where every hallway feels wrong and every silence feels like a warning. The monsters are memorable, the violence is brutal without becoming mindless, and the LitRPG progression never overshadows the tension. Instead, every new ability feels like a desperate attempt to stay alive in a world that seems designed to devour anyone who lets their guard down. It scratched the same itch I get from horror novels that leave me feeling uneasy long after I put the book down.
By the time I finished, I realized this wasn’t a story about becoming the strongest—it was about refusing to become another corpse in a world overflowing with them. That’s what made it stick with me. The Fanged Janitor delivers bloody action, creeping dread, and enough grotesque monsters to satisfy any horror fan while still giving me the addictive progression that makes LitRPG so much fun. If you like your fantasy soaked in blood, filled with terrifying creatures, and carried by an underdog who refuses to quit, this is absolutely one I’d recommend. It left me excited—and just a little disturbed—to see what horrors come next
December 31, 2025
Wow read immediately
A brilliant book, the MC is interesting and the best character I have found, since the wandering inn mc. My only question is how many humans are left, I hope there are more found in the next book. The other 2 races were interesting and I look forward to see what they will offer .Thank you for a very interesting book. Please keep up the good work
A brilliant book, the MC is interesting and the best character I have found, since the wandering inn mc. My only question is how many humans are left, I hope there are more found in the next book. The other 2 races were interesting and I look forward to see what they will offer .Thank you for a very interesting book. Please keep up the good work
February 26, 2026
Fanged Janitor was a really good read. The author does a great job at bringing you into the story. I really enjoyed the internal battle between the vampire self and the human self. The struggle to balance the 2 sides while battling for survival and revenge! While I enjoyed the story I did miss the banter and story progression through other characters like a sidekick. Overall a really good read!
March 17, 2026
The Fanged Janitor — A Review (4.75 / 5 ⭐)
The Fanged Janitor by Yusif Elatmani is one of those rare stories that feels deceptively dimple on the surface but quietly sinks its teeth into deeper themes the longer you sit with it. What begins as an unusual premise a janitor with fangs slowly unfolds into something far more reflective, strange, and meaningful.
At first glance, the novel plays with the familiar imagery of monsters and outsiders, but Elatmani turns that trope inward. The story isn’t really about fangs. It’s about invisibility. It’s about the people society walks past every day without ever asking who they are.
The janitor, a figure normally pushed to the background of everyday life, becomes the lens through which we explore loneliness, observation, and the quiet dignity of unnoticed lives. His fangs symbolize more than something monstrous they represent difference, alienation, and the uncomfortable reality that what makes someone “other” often says more about society than the individual.
Elatmani’s writing style is subtle but deliberate. Rather than relying on heavy exposition, he lets moments breathe. Small interactions, quiet observations, and strange details accumulate until the reader begins to feel the weight of the world through the janitor’s eyes. The result is a narrative that feels both intimate and philosophical.
What makes The Fanged Janitor particularly compelling is its tonal balance. There is an undercurrent of dark humor running through the story almost absurd at times, but it never undermines the emotional depth. Instead, it enhances it. The humor feels like the coping mechanism of someone who has lived on the edges of society long enough to understand its strange contradictions.
The book also carries a subtle commentary on class and social hierarchy. Janitors are often invisible labor the people who maintain the world while rarely being acknowledged by it. By giving this role a mysterious, almost mythic twist, Elatmani forces readers to reconsider how easily we overlook the humanity in those around us.
If the novel has any flaw, it’s only that certain sections feel so intriguing that readers may wish they lingered longer in those moments. Some ideas feel like they could have been expanded even further. Yet at the same time, that restraint is part of the book’s charm. The story trusts the reader to sit with its implications rather than spelling everything out.
Ultimately, The Fanged Janitor is a story about perception about who we notice, who we ignore, and what might be hidden in plain sight. It is thoughtful, strange in the best way, and quietly powerful.
Rating: 4.75 / 5 ⭐
A haunting, introspective tale that reminds us that the most overlooked people often have the most fascinating stories—and perhaps the sharpest teeth.
The Fanged Janitor by Yusif Elatmani is one of those rare stories that feels deceptively dimple on the surface but quietly sinks its teeth into deeper themes the longer you sit with it. What begins as an unusual premise a janitor with fangs slowly unfolds into something far more reflective, strange, and meaningful.
At first glance, the novel plays with the familiar imagery of monsters and outsiders, but Elatmani turns that trope inward. The story isn’t really about fangs. It’s about invisibility. It’s about the people society walks past every day without ever asking who they are.
The janitor, a figure normally pushed to the background of everyday life, becomes the lens through which we explore loneliness, observation, and the quiet dignity of unnoticed lives. His fangs symbolize more than something monstrous they represent difference, alienation, and the uncomfortable reality that what makes someone “other” often says more about society than the individual.
Elatmani’s writing style is subtle but deliberate. Rather than relying on heavy exposition, he lets moments breathe. Small interactions, quiet observations, and strange details accumulate until the reader begins to feel the weight of the world through the janitor’s eyes. The result is a narrative that feels both intimate and philosophical.
What makes The Fanged Janitor particularly compelling is its tonal balance. There is an undercurrent of dark humor running through the story almost absurd at times, but it never undermines the emotional depth. Instead, it enhances it. The humor feels like the coping mechanism of someone who has lived on the edges of society long enough to understand its strange contradictions.
The book also carries a subtle commentary on class and social hierarchy. Janitors are often invisible labor the people who maintain the world while rarely being acknowledged by it. By giving this role a mysterious, almost mythic twist, Elatmani forces readers to reconsider how easily we overlook the humanity in those around us.
If the novel has any flaw, it’s only that certain sections feel so intriguing that readers may wish they lingered longer in those moments. Some ideas feel like they could have been expanded even further. Yet at the same time, that restraint is part of the book’s charm. The story trusts the reader to sit with its implications rather than spelling everything out.
Ultimately, The Fanged Janitor is a story about perception about who we notice, who we ignore, and what might be hidden in plain sight. It is thoughtful, strange in the best way, and quietly powerful.
Rating: 4.75 / 5 ⭐
A haunting, introspective tale that reminds us that the most overlooked people often have the most fascinating stories—and perhaps the sharpest teeth.
January 29, 2026
This is one of the better System Apocalypse LitRPGs I have encountered.
The action for this series starts right out the gate and never lets up. At no point does the protagonist feel like he is overpowered, or gaining unearned power. He works for every increment he gets.
I also love the setting. Based in a city that has both fallen and changed, there is a sense of familiarity that is perfectly subverted by the new environmental changes brought about by the System implementation. I especially want to call out the creativity in using the terrain and battlefield as a weapon and ally against the enemies. It is a wonderful combination.
The villains in this story are a vast, sprawling network of powerful entities. Far beyond the main character's strength, he has to grow, change, and experiment in order to take them down. The variety of enemies have their own independent strengths and weaknesses that the protagonist has to overcome. The action is riveting, the stakes are high, and the risks he faces are real.
All in all, I love this book and encourage others to read it.
The action for this series starts right out the gate and never lets up. At no point does the protagonist feel like he is overpowered, or gaining unearned power. He works for every increment he gets.
I also love the setting. Based in a city that has both fallen and changed, there is a sense of familiarity that is perfectly subverted by the new environmental changes brought about by the System implementation. I especially want to call out the creativity in using the terrain and battlefield as a weapon and ally against the enemies. It is a wonderful combination.
The villains in this story are a vast, sprawling network of powerful entities. Far beyond the main character's strength, he has to grow, change, and experiment in order to take them down. The variety of enemies have their own independent strengths and weaknesses that the protagonist has to overcome. The action is riveting, the stakes are high, and the risks he faces are real.
All in all, I love this book and encourage others to read it.
February 2, 2026
Despite the fact that I prefer 3rd person narration and group dynamics, this solo dive into the life of a man whose world has been torn to shreds was a blast to read.
The MC, David, has to struggle and grind for every moment of survival. We get to see him explore what it means to be human in a world that has turned into a monster.
The worldbuild kept me invested, because it has a couple of twist that I haven't read in another book yet. It hints at a larger cosmos that we are only just catching glimpses of, and I want so badly to peek behind that curtain.
The MC, David, has to struggle and grind for every moment of survival. We get to see him explore what it means to be human in a world that has turned into a monster.
The worldbuild kept me invested, because it has a couple of twist that I haven't read in another book yet. It hints at a larger cosmos that we are only just catching glimpses of, and I want so badly to peek behind that curtain.
June 25, 2026
My very first LitRPG novel and it was a cracking little read. For a nerd like me, I can't believe I haven't read LitRPG before.
This book has everything from the genre; humour, great enemies, reluctant anti hero and a dark, dystopian world that draws you in.
It explores troupes such as humanity vs morality, survival at all costs and the power of perseverance really well.
Mechanically the book is a product of its genre and it lends itself extremely easy to it! Very glad I took a chance on LitRPG!
This book has everything from the genre; humour, great enemies, reluctant anti hero and a dark, dystopian world that draws you in.
It explores troupes such as humanity vs morality, survival at all costs and the power of perseverance really well.
Mechanically the book is a product of its genre and it lends itself extremely easy to it! Very glad I took a chance on LitRPG!
December 22, 2025
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Writing The Fanged Janitor has been an incredible journey. I wanted to create a LitRPG that broke the 'Chosen One' mold—David is an older protagonist who relies on his wits and a heavy-duty industrial monkey wrench rather than a magical destiny.
To everyone who has joined the 'Cleanup Crew' so far: thank you. Your support and the 4.75-star feedback mean the world to me. Seeing this hit #1 on Amazon as a debut is a dream come true!
I’m already deep into writing Book 2 to keep the 'cleanup' going. Happy reading!
Writing The Fanged Janitor has been an incredible journey. I wanted to create a LitRPG that broke the 'Chosen One' mold—David is an older protagonist who relies on his wits and a heavy-duty industrial monkey wrench rather than a magical destiny.
To everyone who has joined the 'Cleanup Crew' so far: thank you. Your support and the 4.75-star feedback mean the world to me. Seeing this hit #1 on Amazon as a debut is a dream come true!
I’m already deep into writing Book 2 to keep the 'cleanup' going. Happy reading!
December 29, 2025
Felt like a first draft
Poorly edited, lots of repetition from one chapter to the next. Interesting idea for a story but needs a lot of polish.
Poorly edited, lots of repetition from one chapter to the next. Interesting idea for a story but needs a lot of polish.
January 4, 2026
The Dark Horse of books. Found this book through a Facebook interaction. It's a really good book, well thought out, and now I require the 2nd book to be released. Definitely recommend.
February 3, 2026
Interesting attempt, but the chapters were too choppy and repetitive. DNF
May 17, 2026
I enjoyed this so much. I’d never read this genre before and it was so much fun. The author is amazing and just got it all right!
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