Supernatural AU - Sam/Dean Sam has an unexpected reaction to an amphisbaena bite, Dean swears he summoned the thing by accident, and Bobby really wishes he didn't have to explain how to fix it. Words:8944 complete
A humourous well written short fic in which Sam is affected by an amphisbaena bite which makes him horny and irresistible to his brother.
'Sam was stirring his coffee so vigorously it sloshed up over the edge of his cup and onto the formica tabletop. Meanwhile, with his other hand, he was shredding a paper napkin to bits. He was the only person Dean knew who could multitask irritation.'
A lovely example of a supernatural-excuse-to-finally-give-in-to-their-desire Wincest fic.
Some Favorite Quotes: "Just quit your fucking sparkling or whatever it is you're doing." "Sparkling? ... I'm not a teenage vampire, Dean."
Dean's first thought was that he was a lucky man to have Sam looking at him that way, and his second thought was that this could not possibly be his life.
"Dude, you're snuggling with me." Sam lifted his head and blinked at Dean. "Yeah," said Dean, "apparently we snuggle now."
"Is that the I-shouldn't-have-eaten-that-egg-salad-sandwich dance or the having-impure-thoughts dance?" asked Dean.... "Neither," said Sam without looking at him. "It's my these-chairs-are-uncomfortable-so-why-are-we-sitting-here dance." "That's your liar face."