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Three Days of the Chihuahua: A Dark Comedy Mystery Novel (humorous mystery, dark humor, mystery comedy, dark comedy, amateur sleuth)
A dark comedy mystery novel for fans of Carl Hiaasen, Donald Westlake, and Dave Barry,
THREE DAYS OF THE CHIHUAHUA
is the dark and deranged sequel to
CHICKEN GUN,
which rode the coattails of the #1 Amazon Charts Bestseller
DEADFALL
.
Did you like Three Days of the Condor (the movie), Six Days of the Condor (the book), or Boys from Brazil (the book and movie)? Good. This story is none of those, and would certainly be an outrage if it sounded at all similar to those well-written bestsellers.
After a dead CIA officer is discovered in Ed Beckett's motel room in Las Vegas, he is invited to the offices of the National Intelligent Bird Society (NIBS) in Washington, DC to look into the matter. Accompanied by the demonic Jose the Chihuahua, and assisted by a distracting CIA officer named Chastity Van Buren, Ed narrowly avoids getting murdered by a giant hot dog along with the rest of the CIA analyst staff at NIBS.
As his investigation continues, Ed uncovers a vast conspiracy to create multiple clones of a certain infamous dictator from World War II with the intent of taking over the US and German governments and establishing a Fourth Reich. And if that's not bad enough, scary clowns are also involved. If you enjoy your espionage murder investigations with a healthy side of slapstick and your international intrigue sprinkled with existential dread—and dog hair—this is your book. There are evil plots, explosive getaways, clowns where no clowns should be, and a CIA hitman named Crow who takes job performance reviews way too seriously.
Jose the Chihuahua gets a movie deal out of the whole thing.
What's the worst that could happen? Buy THREE DAYS OF THE CHIHUAHUA right now and find out.
Did you like Three Days of the Condor (the movie), Six Days of the Condor (the book), or Boys from Brazil (the book and movie)? Good. This story is none of those, and would certainly be an outrage if it sounded at all similar to those well-written bestsellers.
After a dead CIA officer is discovered in Ed Beckett's motel room in Las Vegas, he is invited to the offices of the National Intelligent Bird Society (NIBS) in Washington, DC to look into the matter. Accompanied by the demonic Jose the Chihuahua, and assisted by a distracting CIA officer named Chastity Van Buren, Ed narrowly avoids getting murdered by a giant hot dog along with the rest of the CIA analyst staff at NIBS.
As his investigation continues, Ed uncovers a vast conspiracy to create multiple clones of a certain infamous dictator from World War II with the intent of taking over the US and German governments and establishing a Fourth Reich. And if that's not bad enough, scary clowns are also involved. If you enjoy your espionage murder investigations with a healthy side of slapstick and your international intrigue sprinkled with existential dread—and dog hair—this is your book. There are evil plots, explosive getaways, clowns where no clowns should be, and a CIA hitman named Crow who takes job performance reviews way too seriously.
Jose the Chihuahua gets a movie deal out of the whole thing.
What's the worst that could happen? Buy THREE DAYS OF THE CHIHUAHUA right now and find out.
243 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 22, 2025
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