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Krampus Wish
He asked for someone real.
Krampus heard him.
And answered.
When Eli whispers one drunken wish into a dying fire—“I want someone real. Someone to ruin me.”—something ancient stirs in the chimney. Something horned. Something hungry. Something that grants exactly what he asked for… and much, much more.
Dragged through twelve nights of winter cruelty, Eli
❄ Krampus’ prisoner
❄ Krampus’ plaything
❄ Krampus’ gift
Stripped, chained, forced to kneel at the hearth or in the snow, Eli learns the meaning of ruin through stockings, tinsel, claws, and the monstrous knot that seals a boy for good.
And the worst part?
He stops wanting freedom.
He starts wanting him.
KRAMPUS WISH is a brutal, unhinged M/M horror-erotica novella where winter has teeth, monsters take what they want, and surrender is the most dangerous sin.
EXTREME CONTENT. Reader discretion violently advised.
Krampus heard him.
And answered.
When Eli whispers one drunken wish into a dying fire—“I want someone real. Someone to ruin me.”—something ancient stirs in the chimney. Something horned. Something hungry. Something that grants exactly what he asked for… and much, much more.
Dragged through twelve nights of winter cruelty, Eli
❄ Krampus’ prisoner
❄ Krampus’ plaything
❄ Krampus’ gift
Stripped, chained, forced to kneel at the hearth or in the snow, Eli learns the meaning of ruin through stockings, tinsel, claws, and the monstrous knot that seals a boy for good.
And the worst part?
He stops wanting freedom.
He starts wanting him.
KRAMPUS WISH is a brutal, unhinged M/M horror-erotica novella where winter has teeth, monsters take what they want, and surrender is the most dangerous sin.
EXTREME CONTENT. Reader discretion violently advised.
125 pages, Kindle Edition
Published November 26, 2025
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December 7, 2025
“Twelve nights. You fight, I punish. You yield, I keep.”
4⭐️ 12 nights of Krampus goodness — what are we in for? Feral, monstrous chaos… and honestly? I was here for it
The prose in this book is beautiful. Genuinely. It reads like poetry — lyrical, flowing, and incredibly descriptive. I could see everything as I was reading, like my brain was running a very dark, very twisted Christmas movie. The imagery was stunning and easily my favourite part of the story.
That said — let’s be clear — this is dark romance. This is not candy canes and gingerbread vibes (…well, technically Krampus is Christmas, but you get the point). It’s moody, monstrous, chaotic, and unapologetically dark. If that’s your lane, you’ll probably have a great time. If not… maybe back away slowly.
Overall, I really enjoyed it. Gorgeous writing, strong atmosphere, and perfect feral festive energy for anyone who likes their holiday reads a little (or a lot) unhinged. 🎄🔥
4⭐️ 12 nights of Krampus goodness — what are we in for? Feral, monstrous chaos… and honestly? I was here for it
The prose in this book is beautiful. Genuinely. It reads like poetry — lyrical, flowing, and incredibly descriptive. I could see everything as I was reading, like my brain was running a very dark, very twisted Christmas movie. The imagery was stunning and easily my favourite part of the story.
That said — let’s be clear — this is dark romance. This is not candy canes and gingerbread vibes (…well, technically Krampus is Christmas, but you get the point). It’s moody, monstrous, chaotic, and unapologetically dark. If that’s your lane, you’ll probably have a great time. If not… maybe back away slowly.
Overall, I really enjoyed it. Gorgeous writing, strong atmosphere, and perfect feral festive energy for anyone who likes their holiday reads a little (or a lot) unhinged. 🎄🔥
December 10, 2025
Krampus Wish absolutely tackled me through a snowbank, stole my dignity, and left me asking if trauma can be seasonal.
I thought I was downloading a spicy little holiday monster novella, you know, vibes, claws, a bit of festive mischief.
Sage Riven said HAHA. NO.
They handed me a psychological collapse wrapped in tinsel and told me to enjoy my stay.
The content warnings alone read like Krampus personally drafted a BDSM advent calendar. Every time I thought, “Surely that’s the peak of chaos,” Sage said, “Baby, we’re on DAY THREE.”
This book didn’t tiptoe into darkness, it kicked the door down, unplugged the Christmas lights, and said “let’s make this weird.”
And the worst part?
THE MOST UNHINGED PART???
I finished it and immediately went:
“Okay but… is there MORE?”
If you want a wholesome holiday read, go look at a snowman.
If you want to be emotionally, mentally, and spiritually yeeted into the abyss by a festive demon with boundary issues?
This. One. Right. Here.
I thought I was downloading a spicy little holiday monster novella, you know, vibes, claws, a bit of festive mischief.
Sage Riven said HAHA. NO.
They handed me a psychological collapse wrapped in tinsel and told me to enjoy my stay.
The content warnings alone read like Krampus personally drafted a BDSM advent calendar. Every time I thought, “Surely that’s the peak of chaos,” Sage said, “Baby, we’re on DAY THREE.”
This book didn’t tiptoe into darkness, it kicked the door down, unplugged the Christmas lights, and said “let’s make this weird.”
And the worst part?
THE MOST UNHINGED PART???
I finished it and immediately went:
“Okay but… is there MORE?”
If you want a wholesome holiday read, go look at a snowman.
If you want to be emotionally, mentally, and spiritually yeeted into the abyss by a festive demon with boundary issues?
This. One. Right. Here.
December 14, 2025
At least AI generated "books" are good for something, on occasion: a good laugh.
This allegedly spicy story got so pummelled by AI that it turned into a surreal fever dream. The "writing" is atrocious, but in case you need a good laugh, it might do something for you. Aside of that, it's good for nothing.
This allegedly spicy story got so pummelled by AI that it turned into a surreal fever dream. The "writing" is atrocious, but in case you need a good laugh, it might do something for you. Aside of that, it's good for nothing.
November 30, 2025
My Christmas dreams come true in the form of this book. I love Krampus, he’s it!
December 18, 2025
amaeballs
This was so good to read before Christmas. Gobbled it right up. At first I was kinda like I hope he doesn’t die or lose an arm but HOLY SHIT!!!!! More please
This was so good to read before Christmas. Gobbled it right up. At first I was kinda like I hope he doesn’t die or lose an arm but HOLY SHIT!!!!! More please
December 30, 2025
Pros:
- The cover doesn't immediately indicate AI.
Cons:
- The cover tricks you.
- AI generated.
- Specifically, the insufferable style of 4o.
- I hate the style of 4o.
Comments:
Someone prompted ChatGPT with their sexual fantasies, then pasted it into a Word doc. This is the result. If I had to guess, the prompt probably started with something like "Write me a dark erotica about Krampus in the style of Chuck Tingle".
4o in particular has an obsession with inanimate objects being "alive", and particularly loves to have things listen and breathe.
Some examples:
- The chimney groans like it's swallowing something.
- The flames hiss like they're holding their breath.
- The room holds its breath.
- I whisper it again, softer this time, testing if the fire will listen twice.
- The chimney answers.
It also in particular, LOVES muttering. We got three mutters in three pages:
- "Worse," I mutter,
- "To worse ones," I mutter,
- "Go," I mutter,
There's nothing of value here.
- The cover doesn't immediately indicate AI.
Cons:
- The cover tricks you.
- AI generated.
- Specifically, the insufferable style of 4o.
- I hate the style of 4o.
Comments:
Someone prompted ChatGPT with their sexual fantasies, then pasted it into a Word doc. This is the result. If I had to guess, the prompt probably started with something like "Write me a dark erotica about Krampus in the style of Chuck Tingle".
4o in particular has an obsession with inanimate objects being "alive", and particularly loves to have things listen and breathe.
Some examples:
- The chimney groans like it's swallowing something.
- The flames hiss like they're holding their breath.
- The room holds its breath.
- I whisper it again, softer this time, testing if the fire will listen twice.
- The chimney answers.
It also in particular, LOVES muttering. We got three mutters in three pages:
- "Worse," I mutter,
- "To worse ones," I mutter,
- "Go," I mutter,
There's nothing of value here.
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