Okay, don't shoot me but I loved Charlie Sheen in Two And A Half Men. And, although there have been many movies, I don't think any of them matched his television performance, with the exception of Platoon. Others were great movies, Charlie not the best in them, and by his own admission these included Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Wall Street.
Let's be upfront and honest here. Charlie Sheen should not be alive, and that he is makes him a VERY lucky man. He has ruined lives, his friends, his three ex-wives, his Hollywood colleagues, his family's but most of all, his own. Today he remains amongst us but Charlie's life is one of addiction to booze, sex and drugs. A life full of scandal, domestic violence, failed marriages, Heidi Fleiss, porn stars, public intoxication and so forth.
I give this book a four-star rating because it would seem Charlie does not try to dodge a bullet. All those scandals are discussed, re-hab stints, secretive drug hauls, weekends, weeks and months consuming whatever he could get his hands on, sex with any woman willing and paying for others. This book starts with a warm feeling as Charlie talks about the times on set as a kid with his Dad, Martin. Some of the Apocalypse Now stories made me jealous.
There couldn't be a more poignant change in the storyline than, when 15 years old, Charlie and some friends go to Vegas, and Charlie, loses his virginity to a paid call girl named Candy. Charlie treats this as some "coming of age" achievement, but it is when the sun goes down on his life and he spends the next decades in the darkness of addiction, deceit and denial.
Charlie will never read this review ( 99% sure anyway). But if he does these next words are for him. And these same words will explain the shaving of a star off this rating.
Charlie you have been seven years sober, coming up to eight. That is awesome man, I could not be happier for you and your family. I have never had these sorts of addictions so I won't pretend to know how hard they are to beat. But Charlie, all too much of this memoir has the cheekiness of a line delivered by Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men. I can only hope you are not trying to be flippant about your past, because if you are then you should look to some of the people you wrote about in this book. Spoiler alert, but one of those being Matthew Perry.