Stoke the fire and hold the line. No retreat, no surrender.
We punched the Syndicate on the nose, and now they’ve come for our House.
The Smiling Man has returned, and this time he’s brought a war. But in Pant-y-Giggles, we know how to fight fire with… well, largely banter and beer. But this time, I’ve invoked the Trial of Hospitality.
Three days and the Three Measures to survive.
The Butt and Beam must prove it is the perfect sanctuary for all who come to us. We have to keep our Hearth blazing, serve every strange Traveller that crosses our threshold, and fill our Lanes with enough joy to break a siege.
I’m Chris Holloway, and I’m done with playing nice. I have a dragon in my kitchen, a lightning witch in my cellar, a vampire guarding my door and… a Too-Far for everything else.
We’re going to kill them with kindness. And if that doesn't work? Well, my dragon has a genocidal Plan B
The Trials have begun. The barrel is tapped. And those damned Warlocks are about to learn why you never mess with a Landlord on his home turf.