Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Space Raptor Butt Invasion #1

by Chuck Tingle

Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all.

Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual.

It’s not gay if it’s a man and a dinosaur, is it?

This erotic tale—a 2016 Hugo Award nominee—is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay dinosaur action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and space raptor love.

Genres: Erotica, Science Fiction, Romance, LGBT, Humor, Fiction, Queer

15 pages, Kindle Edition

First published January 11, 2015

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[karen]

deaf to my topless pleas to stop being so kindle-exclusive and come on over to my nook, i thought i would never get to read a chuck tingle story.



no?? no tinglers for me?

but thanks to an angel of the internet, who i will gladly name if given the go-ahead, i was FINALLY able to read a book by this chuck tingle fella who has taken the monsterporn world by storm. from all the articles and interviews i have read, and from his phenomenal high-definition but lazily photoshopped book covers and magnetic poetry style titles, i thought this was going to be the ne plus ultra of monsterotica.

and yet…

i don't understand. from all the excerpts, i thought this was going to be the funniest, most over-the-top thing i would ever read. but it's the normcore of monsterporn. it's like he just wrote a story and then had some dinosaur sex in it at the end. there's … detail and set-building and character development. step off, raymond carver - this isn't how it's done!! where are my typos?? where is all the weird, silly fun that is the beating heart throbbing member of monsterporn??

The entire wall is translucent, showing off a truly breathtaking view of a hilly grey landscape beyond where two separate moons hang brilliantly in the dark sky. If I hadn't seen this view every morning for far longer than I'd care to remember, I might even be moved to tears by the sight, a real manifestation of mankind's commitment to science and space travel.

Instead, I find myself bored, reminded that as Pike is taking off in his shuttle pod towards earth, I'm going to be trekking back across the massive grey dunes to gather data from the terraforming station.

less asimov, more ass-imov, please!

but don't worry, it's coming.

so our hero is all alone in the barren landscape of space. ooooor iiiiiis he? no, he isn't. there's also a velociraptor in a spacesuit named orion who thought he was all alone in the "empty solar system," sent to explore the universe from his home planet… earth two.

orion is very articulate for a lizard, overcoming his anatomy to achieve all kinds of glottal and labiodental sounds:

…I'm assuming that back on Earth One you were taught that my people died in some kind of ice age? Something like that?"

I nod.

The dinosaur chuckles. "That's some revisionist history for you. No, there was no ice age. The real reason that the dinosaurs aren't around anymore is because we all left, in search of a larger and more forgiving planet than Earth One. We sailed the stars for many years until finding a suitable home on Earth two, but we still like to keep tabs on all parts of the galaxy."

but - boy, is it lonely.

emosaur



fortunately, now they are together and they can play ping-pong and talk late into the night, and if their friendship turns into something more… well, that's just natural, right??

…after a long night of ping pong and chowing down on astronaut ice cream, me and Orion find ourselves lounging on the couch and looking out over the grey hills together.

"Can I ask you a personal question?" I start, watching the dinosaur from the corner of my eye.

Orion smiles. "Sure thing, Lance. Shoot."

"You ever think about what it would be like to fuck a human." I ask. My heart is now thumping ferociously in my chest, but I try to remain calm and even keeled.

"Yeah, I mean, who hasn't?" Orion offers. "The thing is, I'm a pretty big dinosaur and human women are just to delicate. I would probably crush one if I tried."

I let his words linger in the air for a moment, not sure if I should say what I so desperately want to. But it's now or never, I think to myself, taking a deep breath.

"What about a human man?" I question.

I can see the raptors expression suddenly change as understanding washes over him.

"Yeah, I think I might be into that actually." Orion tells me.

"I mean, it's not gay if it's a dude raptor and a dude human, right?" I ask.

"Totally not gay." Says the dinosaur. "The raptor would have to be in control though; dominating, even."

and it's ON!

but despite a few hilarious moments

"You're gonna take that dinosaur dick and you're gonna like it." Orion tells me, taking me by the head and thrusting me down again. "You should have known better than to test me. My people have been fucking for billions of years before you humans we were even around."

and despite the little glitches like that additional "we" there, it just feels too polished for monsterporn. and not like the polishing of the raptor rod. it's almost missing the spirit of monsterporn by focusing on the story. and that's not what i expected. i thought this was going to be the dirrrrrtiest, most coked-up hilarious version of monsterporn. but it's almost trying too hard. the ratio of story to sex scenes falls strongly on the side of story. which is a weird complaint for me to make, since i have gone on record time and again saying that i skim the sex scenes. but it's just not as much fun as others of its kind. it's more of a monster romance novel, where they get together in the end for a single steamy, filthy scene.

i swear it's not just sour grapes for not making his stories more accessible to nookies like me, and i want to read all of them nonetheless. i just think that the covers and the titles are so so so good, i wish this story had lived up to the potential. maybe the one about the man who has sex with his own butt will be better. i still want you on my nook, tingle!!

i will leave you with this

"You've been a very bad astronaut." Orion tells me, his raptor face pressed hard against mine as we pump together in sweaty unison. "So you're gonna take my Jurassic load up your asshole and you're gonna like it."

"Yes, sir." I tell him. "Fill me with that hot load."

"Beg me!" Orion demands.

"Please fill me with your nasty dino load!" I cry out. "I want your jizz inside of me!"

a chuck tingle cover gallery:











which i have to point out, is the same cover model from Monsters Made Me Gay: Yeti Gangbang



and the most meta of them all:

[Mark Lawrence]

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[Manny]

Now let me start off by saying that I'm not a hardcore SF fan. In fact, since the late 70s, I haven't even been a softcore SF fan. But all the same, I went though a phase when I was a teen of reading a lot of SF, and I just have a kind of deep, unreflecting respect for the Hugo Awards. Intellectually, I know that some of the books that have won Hugos aren't very good - The Wanderer, anyone? - but it doesn't matter. If you've won a Hugo, my teen self says you're up there with Robert Heinlein, Frank Herbert, Isaac Asimov, Ursula K. LeGuin and the other members of my teen pantheon. That's all there is to it.

So, my teen self is pretty shocked to hear that Chuck Tingle's Space Raptor Butt Invasion is a finalist for the 2016 Best Short Story Award. He wants to know how this is even possible. I explain to him about the Sad Puppies and the Rabid Puppies, and he stares at me for a while, and then he looks very, very sad.

"So," says my teen self, "the Hugo Awards are now just a heap of shit because some crazy fans figured out how to game the system?"

"Well, yeah," I say. "But look, it's not really very important."

"NOT IMPORTANT??!!" asks my teen self. (I must apologize; he talks this way). "You know, if Chuck Tingle wins then he'll be in the same category as Roger -- fucking -- Zelazny, and you say it's NOT IMPORTANT????!!!!"

"Well," I say "it's just a meaningless fan honor. So what if someone's managed to bend the rules to give it to a totally unqualified person who's a disgrace to the whole community? And anyway, he hasn't even got it yet. You watch, it won't happen. The fans won't allow it."

"You're sure?" asks my teen self uncertainly.

"Sure I'm sure," I say. "Hundred percent impossible. I promise."

"Right," says my teen self. "Sorry. I didn't mean to get so excited."

"It's okay," I say.

I'm glad I managed to calm him down. In a way, I can see he has a point -- like, suppose someone managed to pull the same stunt with something that actually mattered? -- but it could obviously never happen. He doesn't understand that people have too much sense. I guess that's the difference between adults and crazy kids.

[Bradley · Rating 1 out of 5]

Hugo Awards 2016 Short Story Nominee.

Yes. Hugo. This is proof that the Rabid Puppies are still active.

Now, I promised myself, despite all the ribbing over the years that I'd never, ever, ever touch Chuck Tingle (or read his stuff), I find myself reading this One Work.

Are you surprised? I'm surprised!

Did I like it? Even though I, and so many SF/F fans know that we are being punked? How this shows that we have or haven't any sense of humor?

Uh. Even as satire, this is still just gay raptor sex. There's not enough satire to hang a tiny paper lantern on. Not even on the raptor's scaly dick.

*sigh* This is worse than being punked. There's not even enough of *anything* to even grin about except getting a rise out of your friends, be they gay (or not) for raptors.

Monster erotica is funny because it's a great conversation piece. It belongs there. I heartily approve.

I do *not* approve of the Hugo's being dragged through the mud when there *are* so many truly awesome short stories out there, by truly awesome writers who pour their hearts and souls into making great fiction. A lot of which I've even READ last year, despite my focusing nearly exclusively on novels.

Is this some of the nastiest examples of stupid reactionary right-wing politics in the SF/F fan community that I've ever seen? No. Not by a really long shot. I'll reserve that for the rape and murder threats toward women writers.

No More. God Damn It. NO MORE SHIT.

[✘✘ Sarah ✘✘ (former Nefarious Breeder of Murderous Crustaceans) · Rating 4 out of 5]

A Tingled Bunch Buddy Read (proudly brought to you by the Fearless MacHalo Elders) with Shelly, Cathryn, Catherine, Jaime, Lea & Kate.

OMG I just gave space raptor sex 4 stars. Life will never be the same.

There beneath the tinted glass is the smiling face of a voracious velociraptor, one of the most feared dinosaurs to ever roam the earth.

➽ Weird. Yes. Especially when there is ping pong involved.



➽ So. Weird. Definitely. But it's also pretty hilarious.

“I mean, it’s not gay if it’s a dude raptor and a dude human, right?” I ask. “Totally not gay.” Says the dinosaur.

➽ And strangely enough the sex isn't that awkward. No it isn't. I promise.

“You need to be punished for being such a filthy little… human.”

“Do you like that?” I ask. “How does it feel to punish your astronaut human sex toy?”

This is definitely no Way of Kings. But at least it made me laugh, which I badly needed today. So thank thee kindly, Chuck Tingle.



· Dr. Chuck Tingle is an erotic author and Tae Kwon Do grandmaster (almost black belt) from Billings, Montana. After receiving his PhD at DeVry University in holistic massage, Chuck found himself fascinated by all things sensual, leading to his creation of the "tingler," a story so blissfully erotic that it cannot be experienced without eliciting a sharp tingle down the spine ·

[SheReadsALot · Rating 3 out of 5]

Chucky Chuck Chuck.
Space.
Raptors.
Butt Boning.



All systems go! Let's invade that butt!



It's like a special invitation when I see a new Chuck "Tingler".

To quote the author:

"Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature."

*nods*

Mr. Tingle. Sup? I think you might be my 2015 Sketchman. We'll see. But so far, I continue to be pleasantly surprised.

Because who in the blue fuck is thinking: velociroraptor/ human sexy times in space would be awesome fap material.

Chucky Chuck Chuck, that's who.



And it has a decent plot at the start. Earth is in dire straits. The population has 10 years (tops) of surviving on the planet. They've been sending astronauts to find inhabitable planets and moons. Lance, is a straight astronaut doing this but due to budget cuts, he lost his partner and has one year of solitary exploration.

Would you know Lance isn't the only one on the planet? This is Chuck Tingle, so of course not. Come to find out, there's another Earth...and dinosaurs are incorrectly thought of as extinct. The dinosaurs left Earth because they knew it couldn't sustain them. So they found Earth 2. But they explore and follow up with other planets in the solar system. Orion, a raptor space explorer ends up joining Lance on the space station/ planet. And they become friends after weeks of discussion.

Like, WTF? This isn't the basic stroke fic where you meet a talking hole and a huge, lubed cock that just starts fucking for no good reason.

But.

This is Chuck Tingle.



Lance becomes curious about dinosex and well...

“You’ve been a very bad astronaut.”
“So you’re gonna take my Jurassic load up your asshole and you’re gonna like it.”

There was light D/s and hot pounding in a certain human's anus.

There were more typos than usual but nothing too distracting. And slightly different from the regular formula. Which is good. But some of the dirty talk...meh, I could take it or leave it.

But who cares?

#returnofthedinosex #3.25stars #I'vebeentingled #beammeuponthebonezone #ChuckyChuckChuckdiditagain

[Althea Ann]

Well, I read it.

Honestly, I'd been curious about Chuck Tingle for quite a while, mostly just because the monsterporn thing is such a phenomenon and his whole schtick is rather humorous.

I still think that whoever Chuck Tingle is, is kind of awesome.

However, I have to admit that the story itself was kind of disappointing. I kind of expected some kind of send-up of erotica, but it's not actually humorous or satirical, it's just a short porn story with a number of typos and punctuation errors that are clearly not added for any kind of artistic effect - they're just the lazy-and-unedited sort.

I'm fine with porn - but as porn, while I suppose this will get the job done, the sex was completely by-the-numbers. The fact that one partner is a dinosaur isn't taken advantage of at all; the action is not alien, bizarre, or even terribly imaginative. It pushed no boundaries.

Basically - lonely spaceman meets alternate-universe dinosaur lonely spaceman. They become buddies, and get it on in a consensual way, with very, very light domination. The end.

So... I guess it was OK. No rating, because it's just not that sort of work.

Read thanks to the 2016 Hugo Voters' packet.

[Mike · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was everything I hoped and dreamed.

[Sara the Librarian · Rating 4 out of 5]

1.) No one told me Chuck Tingle actually KNEW how to write. I deeply resent that all my hopes for terrible grammar and run on sentences were immediately dashed by a coherent narrative and perfectly acceptable sentence structure.

2.) Before we get too excited some of those acceptably constructed sentences include "Pound me like the homo spaceboy I am." and "you've been a very bad astronaut." and the coherent narrative is about an astronaut having sex with a space raptor.

3.) The "Space Raptor" is not strictly speaking a velociraptor but rather a hybrid raptor human so if you're hoping for straight up gay raptor sex it ain't here. Misleading Chuck! Very misleading!

4.) The space raptor's name is Orion. This is amazing.

5.) This "book" took approximately twelve seconds to read.

6.) My purchase also included a bonus "book" entitled "Turned Gay by the Living Alpha Diner." This is amazing.

7.) While I'm certainly happy that the lonely truck driver found true love with a sentient diner I'm vaguely confused a.) that no one else seems to notice that the diner has a giant (apparently very sexy) face on it. b.) about the logistics of having sex with the diner. Despite Mr. Tingles, shall we say, enthusiastic descriptions I could never work out how the diner has what is apparently a very impressive butt but like no arms?

8.) A diner having an orgasm is super gross. I'm sorry if that makes me dinerphobic but it is.

9.) I'm concerned that the truck driver is basing a major life decision on a one night stand. I really think he and the diner should probably spend a little more time together before jumping into moving in with each other. Even if the food at the diner is really good. I mean its a big step.

10.) Currently trying to decide between the following titles for my next Tinglefest: Glazed By The Gay Living Donuts, Pounded By President Bigfoot, and Vampire Night Bus Pounds My Butt (is the bus a vampire? does it just transport vampire passengers? oh is it British? I bet it has an accent!)

11.) Someone explain to me what exactly Chuck Tingle is a "doctor" of please.

12.) I LOVED these books.

[Catherine · Rating 3 out of 5]

BR read with my fellow nutjobs the MacHalos. I'm starting a bit late but, hell, it's always a good time for a little butt invasion, amirite???



It was funny. It was dumb. It was a laugh a second, considering it lasted all of about 60 of them. But hey, you can't beat Chuck Tingle! OR CAN YOU??? he, he, yeah, I bet you can beat a Tingle.

I direct you here, to my gal oOSarahOo's review, for no one says it better.

[JAIME LOUISE · Rating 3 out of 5]

MacHalo buddy read. Because, have you read that synopsis?! Relationship goals right there.

Am I right?

And, it wasn't even weird. I mean, it's a dinosaur boning a human dude. WHY WASN'T IT WEIRD? IT SHOULD BE WEIRD.

But, I found myself strangely accepting of dinosaur on human sex. In fact, it was pretty easy to forget that one party was a Jurassic beast. Except when his 'scaly massive red dino cock' was mentioned. Yukky.

What a curious mind you have, Dr. Chuck Tingle.

[Dino-Jess ✮ The Book Eating Dinosaur ✮ · Rating 3 out of 5]

"You've been a very bad astronaut."

You know how sometimes you just really need to read some dino-porn?

.................

No?

...................

It's just me?

.......................

Okay then....

"Pound me like the homo space boy that I am."

This was just what I needed to help get me through the book hangover I've given myself by reading Begging For It in one sitting.

This is ridiculous, which we all know is Chuck Tingle's specialty. It's highly quotable and enjoyable in its weird, dominating dinosaur gay space sex adventure way.

"I mean, its not gay if it's a dude raptor and a dude human, right?"

This was funny, it was silly, it was kind of hot? There were a few spelling and editing errors, but who is paying attention to that stuff when there are amazing lines like this happening on the same page....

"You're gonna take my Jurassic load up your asshole and you're gonna like it."

This was my second tingle. My first was this one, and I hope to read more soon.

A highly enjoyable palate cleanser. If you've yet to be Tingled, you're missing out.

3 I-am-a-filthy-little-human Stars

[Peter Derk · Rating 2 out of 5]

If you haven't already, read Karen's review. There's a Chuck Tingle cover gallery: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Look, this shit's weird. But my favorite part was when a raptor from Earth 2 and a man from Earth...1? Earth Regular? Earth Classic? Whatever, these two creatures from different planets bro out, and then they talk about whether or not a male dinosaur fucking a human man is gay.

I'm embarrassed by how much I've thought about this very unimportant question.

Because is there anything less important than the answer to that question? If I fucked a space raptor from an alternate Earth, would anyone ask if said raptor was a dude? Isn't this why we go in space, to explore?

Nevertheless, I have a couple thoughts.

First off, how would you know? I would have no idea whether an animal was male or female. I have a cat and I'm not entirely sure. I'm kind of just taking everyone's word for it, plus the leers when I don't have clothes on are a giveaway, if you ask me. That pervo can't help herself. Even if an animal had its penis inside me, if it was a goddamn dinosaur, would I even know it was a penis?

By the way, off topic, where's the museum exhibit of animal penises? Because that's what I want to see. "Holy shit, look at that one!" They can do that dead body exhibit in the museum, but I'll never see a polar bear's wang? What a dumb world we live in.

Anyway, the other thing, is sex even hetero or homosexual when it's with a different species? Doesn't that supercede the male/female aspect?

[in this space I made a terrible analogy about bringing a lasagna to a pizza party. It didn't work, and it was mostly an excuse to bash on Hawaiian pizza because hot pineapple is garbage]

Maybe it's like fucking an inanimate object in a language other than English where the pronouns are gendered. If it's a "La" pronoun in Spanish, it's a babe, so it's cool. So I could fuck an apple "La manzana" and be totally straight, but if I bang a banana, "El platano," then I'm engaging in homosexual activity. But really, what's that even mean? How is an apple more of a woman than a banana? Okay, that's a terrible example. I'd like to redact the banana part of that. Bananas are definitely nature's schlongs, but what about a tree or something?

Here's what I'm saying: A male dinosaur is a male, but it's not a dude.

EXCEPT the dinosaur in this story, who is totally a dude. He's a hardcore dudebro. It's disappointing because it's like, dinosaurs left Earth to make a new world, and it's populated by dudebros too? Damn it! How does this keep happening?

So, without casting a value judgement, my opinion is that having sex with a dinosaur, as a human, is not gay. However, having sex with a dinosaur while he's wearing a flat-brimmed cap with stickers still on it, is gay.

[Monty Cupcake ☠ Queen of Bloodshed ☠ · Rating 3 out of 5]

MacHalo Crazies buddy read. Including: Sarah, Shelly, Cathryn, Catherine, Jaime, Lea, Anne.

I'd like to preface this review by giving accolades where they're due: Sarah is the founder of this BR & led us all down this twisted path of dino erotica. We'd never have known such existed if not for Sarah and the Tingler.

Dinorotica (dinosaur erotica), who would've thought it existed. Chuck Tingle did and he brought it to you with a gay twist that crosses the species boundaries.


The story is about Lance, a human astronaut who at the beginning of the story is about to start a year long stint alone in a space station. He's quite depressed about this until....he sees another astronaut suited individual.


It's not a human astronaut, it's a velociraptor!!!

Orion, the dinosaur, is an astronaut, too. He is searching for other planets to inhabit for his few dinos just like Lance is for Earth. The two become friends over ping pong and there being no one else for light years to see or speak to. Then one day it gets frisky....

Lance (the human) realizes and fulfills his passion for Orion (the dino).

Because as you know,"

“I mean, it’s not gay if it’s a dude raptor and a dude human, right?” I ask.
“Totally not gay.” Says the dinosaur."

The dino fulfills the 'butt invasion' promise of the title with Lance and enjoy some cross species space passion.


The End.

My thoughts: Surprisingly, there's a story present in these mere 15 pages and it's not all sex. The sexual healing isn't until the end. Of course this would be a 4 or even 5 star rating if the story was longer. Only 15 pages of dino-human loving does not earn more than 3 stars and 1 of those stars alone is just for the title's name. I'm sure there will be many more stories by the Tingler in this BR group's future.

P.S. Why was there none of this in the story? Why? It'd have made perfect sense.

[Dee · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 stars

It was actually pretty fun I guess, the sex scene (I still find the idea of dinosaur sexual shenanigans mind-boggling though) hot, however it was pretty damn pricey (£1.99!) for the brevity. But of course the only reason I even read it at all?

http://midamericon2.org/home/hugo-awa...

Really???
I used to go to a lot of trouble getting info on the Hugo's, Nebulas, all the SF&F awards were a big deal for me as an awkward young adult growing up. I pored over genre magazines, LOCUS, SFX (no easy access internet for me back then), dreaming of what I'd pick. I have no issues with erotica or m/m. I've enjoyed the spectrum of SF&F from the ever-loving liberal to the damn near fundamental Christian - the authors can hit me with their socio-political agendas all they want but I'm only in it for the story and I do know how to duck!
And piss-takes are always up my alley. Terry Pratchett was my god (note the small, "g", best to be careful in case he's in the ether waiting for worshippers!)
However this hurts me. And weirdly even more so because I do find the idea of it actually winning the award vastly amusing. If only it wasn't nominated for such dumb vindictive reasons.
So can someone please teach the puppies to stop pissing on the carpet.
It's time to grow up.

[Cathryn · Rating 3 out of 5]

Yep. This is happening with some of my crazy MacHalo ladies. So far we have Sarah, Sh3lly, Catherine, Jaime, Lea, & Anne.

I'm not quite sure how to rate this. It was so over the top it was funny so I'll settle on 3 stars.

[Richard · Rating 4 out of 5]

Like much of our country, the major science fiction award, the Hugo, is under attack by a bunch of crybaby conservatives who are appalled that women and gays and people of color are a visible part of their world. In protest, they have nominated Space Raptor Butt Invasion for a Hugo.

This tactic has backfired, as many readers find it to be hilarious, not offensive, and Tingle himself has turned out to be rather brilliant when it comes to trolling the trolls.

Which is why I read Space Raptor Butt Invasion, although I am not normally into dino porn. It's kind of funny. And porn, ultimately, is porn. All that talk about cocks and cum did give me a tingle, I'll admit.

As a bonus, the ebook comes with another story, in which a truck driver has sex with a sentient all-night diner. I'm not making that up, but Tingle did, and I think that counts for ... something.

[Trinity · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another Chuck Tingle masterpiece! Although possessing more story than normal, this free read was "redeemed" by the free story attached to the free story at the end, "Turned Gay By The Living Alpha Diner," which is exactly what it says on the tin.

What I was not expecting was to see this on ANY Hugo nomination short list, so when I saw that the Rabid Puppy himself, Vox Day, had put this on his nomination list, I had to read it right away. Now only my disinclination towards Vox Day is preventing me from actually nominating this...

Imagine, Chuck Tingle, Hugo winner!??? Still - more worthy than a rabies carrier!

[Megan [At The Cottage]]

SMUT


I’ve always wanted to read this author. The titles alone make me laugh and the fact the author trolls the alt-right makes me happy inside. This is apparently a trilogy? Sign me up. This also included a story about a man & a diner fucking. Yes, a diner. I can’t rate this. 🤣🤣

[Yenny · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 stars and nothing less for this absolute masterpiece.
Never did I think I‘d highlight the words „voracious velociraptor,“ „homo spaceboy“ and „my muscular gay butt“ all in the same book but here we are.

[Michael · Rating 1 out of 5]

Why do I keep doing this to myself? Thank heavens for Kindle Unlimited. Did you know the dinosaurs didn't die off? They just moved to another planet. They can also speak perfectly good English. (or whatever "space" language they speak on Earth now". Yep, the dialog was a little like the Jetsons.

"Finally, after a long night of ping pong and chowing down on astronaut ice cream..." "...I shaking as I slowly reach up and pull down the zipper of his space pants, where a massive..." "...I am a filthy little human.”  I repeat, coyly, then pull down the waistband of his space briefs..."

I went ahead and returned Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination. Apparently I am still capable of learning.

[Charlie · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 STARS

LISTEN! Hear me out. This came up in my bookclub's Discord and I was curious. Plus it was only fifteen pages. It wasn't even that bad to be honest. I have many questions that I probably won't get the answer to but that in itself is incredibly funny to me. And I never thought I would say this but I will look into other stories by Chuck Tingle (especially the ones that get super meta) because the writing was actually very easy to read.
And if you go bonkers over fairy porn, why not try some dinosaur erotica to spice it up?
Okay AND simply the fact that this got NOMINATED FOR A HUGO - insane. I am so amused.

[Sophia · Rating 3 out of 5]

Probably the most authentic account of any man ever. The earth is going to die in the next decade and he’s fucking a fucking dinosaur but his biggest concern is still: “am I gay?”.

[Lea · Rating 2 out of 5]

This is all Sarah's fault. Other victims include Shelly, Catherine, Cathryn, Jaime & Mounty Cupcake.



I was very intrigued by the technicalities of this book. I mean, how could a dinosaur fuck a human ? They're waaaaay too big ! Therefore, it was with great disappointment that I realized Chuck Tingle didn't explain anything.
Basically it goes like this: "let's fuck" "okay."

The story is so ridiculous it's almost funny, but if you really want to laugh, you only need to read Chuck Tingle's bio. It cracks me up every time.

One of my major problems with this book was the strong homophobic vibe I got from it, but maybe it's just me.

[Plainbrownwrapper · Rating 2 out of 5]

Don't judge me. I see you judging me.

Hey, it was free -- and somebody has suggested nominating it for a Hugo award (yes, really) so I had to check it out.

Unfortunately, it isn't even *fun* monster porn. The "monster" could have been any big guy. What a waste of a tail, not to mention claws and teeth! And don't even get me started on the nonexistent editing.

Again: free. And just about worth the price.

[hevs]

I can't even. That was hilarious though. Totally recommend.

[Sarah · Rating 3 out of 5]

Why did I think there would be a plot???

[Lea]

Fellas, is it gay to fuck a dinosaur?

[M'rella · Rating 4 out of 5]

Another overpriced book someone gifted me during one of the Secret Santa events. I suspect it was intended as a joke, but this weird piece of space fiction is bizarre enough to be enjoyable. Don’t expect it to make sense, it doesn’t. Just lean back on your earth couch and enjoy the wild and kinky velociraptor/human space sex.


$2.99 for 15 pages 🤨



I now have "rating: Goldie Hawn" shelf for overpriced drabbles.

[Reece · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh my god this book was hilarious. The dialogue was exactly what I thought it was going to be, and it was glorious. It gets an entire extra star for the discussion on Earth 1 v Earth 2 because I laughed until I cried.