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Aged Meat

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True flavour… seeps out from within.

At Sunny Smiles Retirement Community, we strive to cure every tender citizen like they are our own flesh and blood, helping them live each day… as if it may be their last.

Our vibrant, life-changing amenities offer something for everyone; break a leg and challenge yourself with explosive games that can be played with friends or family. Tend to the garden, helping to care for and fertilize our prestigious kitchen’s vast collection of fruits and veggies—however you see fit. Get choked up watching a gripping film in the comfort of our exquisitely cozy theatre, or stretch your legs while venturing out on one of our frequent excursions!

In this warm, loving atmosphere, you can embrace life to its fullest, indulging in delectable food inspired by meals taken right out of the bones of the community. Dining at Sunny Smiles is more than just a meal—it’s an experience.

Remember! There’s no I in meat, just me at the right time…

354 pages, Paperback

Published December 1, 2025

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Mr. Splatter

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Mr. Splatter is an up-and-coming, hard-hitting author of Extreme Horror and Splatterpunk books. He was born with cardiovascular issues as well as other medical conditions, and he sees his life as precious and every day as a blessing. Steven was born and raised in Ontario, Canada, and began writing in 2023; although he reads a wide variety of literature. He currently lives with his beautiful girlfriend, 3 kids, and 4 spoiled cats.

Steven has successfully released his first official novel, Family Man, on September 18th, 2024. Completing his second novel has been a momentous, rewarding experience. He hopes to release his third novel, Aged Meat, in early 2025, along with his own personalized anthology, Mrs. Whiskers Twisted Tales, which consists of nine short, dubious, gut-wrenching, soul-crushing stories.

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