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208 pages, Hardcover
Expected publication September 1, 2026
WARNING
If you ever find a mysterious, glowing egg beneath the rotten floorboards of an abandoned chicken coop in the dead of night, do not touch it. Do not pick up the mysterious, glowing egg.
Do not bring the mysterious, glowing egg inside your house.
Do not crack it open over a hot frying pan with a little oil.
Do not spatula it onto a plate and sprinkle it with salt and pepper.
And MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Do
NOT
EAT
IT.