The I’m Bacon You to Stop
A Great Gobbler Chronicles Adventure
Terrence the Turkey thought Thanksgiving was bad.
Now the pigs need him.
When Terrence and the Deep Fryer Network discover a massive factory farm called Heritage Hams, they uncover something worse than gravy packets and thousands of pigs packed into steel sheds, stamped for “premium” bacon and shipped out like widgets.
Enter Hamminator – a cigar-chomping, sunglasses-wearing hog with a talent for trouble and a heart that refuses to shut up.
With Dutch the cow, Marcus the reluctantly complicit corporate guy, and a wild crew of animal freedom fighters, Terrence dives into his biggest mission
Break into an industrial meat complex
Outwit drones, fences, and security systems
Free 7,132 pigs (yes, they counted)
And somehow not blow up the entire operation… probably
Along the way, they’ll meet grieving animals, furious humans, ridiculous villains, and one very unexpected rock star moment that might change everything.
Funny, fast, and unexpectedly heartfelt, The I’m Bacon You to Stop
Perfect for animal-loving readers 10+ and grown-ups who like their humor loud, weird, and a little bit rebellious.
Perfect for adults who like their humor with a side of rebellion
A standalone story in the Terrence the Turkey universe—readable on its own or after The Great Gobble Conspiracy
If you’ve ever cheered for the underdog—or the under-hog—this is your road trip into the world of animal resistance, bad puns, and surprisingly big feelings.