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The Loudest Place on Earth: A Novel
Only Ludwig can save the fairies—if he can be bothered to.
Long before sirens and subways, New York’s first residents—noise-loathing fairies—fled underground to escape the city’s ever-increasing roar. Now, after centuries of failed plots to bring silence to the city, they’re trying something new: hiring a human.
When Ludwig, a comfort-obsessed slacker, begins hearing a word no one else remembers speaking, he follows its trail to a hidden fairy society beneath Times Square. There, he meets An Exalted Northwind, a fairy enchantress determined to forgo her species’ signature fondness for cruelty in favor of peacefully reclaiming the surface. But she can’t do it without a human go-between.
As payment for Ludwig’s help, she offers him a ruby-defecating piglet. Unfortunately for the fairies, Ludwig’s sudden wealth leaves him free to do any job except the one he’s been given—like becoming an athleisure fashion mogul. As the fairies become increasingly desperate, Ludwig must choose between comfort and accountability before New York City is forever undone by fairy vengeance.
The Loudest Place on Earth is an urban fable of defiance and consequence, where even magic must make way for the modern.
Long before sirens and subways, New York’s first residents—noise-loathing fairies—fled underground to escape the city’s ever-increasing roar. Now, after centuries of failed plots to bring silence to the city, they’re trying something new: hiring a human.
When Ludwig, a comfort-obsessed slacker, begins hearing a word no one else remembers speaking, he follows its trail to a hidden fairy society beneath Times Square. There, he meets An Exalted Northwind, a fairy enchantress determined to forgo her species’ signature fondness for cruelty in favor of peacefully reclaiming the surface. But she can’t do it without a human go-between.
As payment for Ludwig’s help, she offers him a ruby-defecating piglet. Unfortunately for the fairies, Ludwig’s sudden wealth leaves him free to do any job except the one he’s been given—like becoming an athleisure fashion mogul. As the fairies become increasingly desperate, Ludwig must choose between comfort and accountability before New York City is forever undone by fairy vengeance.
The Loudest Place on Earth is an urban fable of defiance and consequence, where even magic must make way for the modern.
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376 pages, Paperback
Published March 31, 2026
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December 23, 2025"As payment for Ludwig’s help, she offers him a ruby-defecating piglet. Unfortunately for the fairies, Ludwig’s sudden wealth leaves him free to do any job except the one he’s been given—like becoming an athleisure fashion mogul."
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Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
Thank you NetGalley for the ARC in exchange for my honest review!
I wanted to like this so badly. The beginning had me hooked - I liked the premise and the whimsical, kind of dark things that kept happening to Ludwig, the main character.
As I continued to read past the 30% mark, I noticed sentences and whole paragraphs becoming very repetitive. A lot of information was given to the reader via lists, either numbered or comma-separated within a sentence. Not to mention there is a word repeated MANY times (I didn't count, but by the end I wish I had.) I understand why it's written that way, but honestly that did not work for me personally. The repetition started to annoy me and I couldn't focus on the story.
Based on the novel's description I also expected this to go more in depth with the relationships between the faeries and New Yorkers. Instead there is more commentary on New York City as a whole, and a lot of commentary about workplace culture under capitalism. I felt that the characters were not deeply explored in this way and the plotting was kind of all over the place. The main character Ludwig has very little substance and I thought the point was for him to be unlikable, but he never really ventured beyond the box he was originally put in.
I do think there is an audience for this, it's just not me. If you like dry, kinda crass/dark humor and stories that keep spiraling into ridiculousness (kinda Alice in Wonderland vibes), then this is for you. It would also suit for fans of urban fantasy settings.
I wanted to like this so badly. The beginning had me hooked - I liked the premise and the whimsical, kind of dark things that kept happening to Ludwig, the main character.
As I continued to read past the 30% mark, I noticed sentences and whole paragraphs becoming very repetitive. A lot of information was given to the reader via lists, either numbered or comma-separated within a sentence. Not to mention there is a word repeated MANY times (I didn't count, but by the end I wish I had.) I understand why it's written that way, but honestly that did not work for me personally. The repetition started to annoy me and I couldn't focus on the story.
Based on the novel's description I also expected this to go more in depth with the relationships between the faeries and New Yorkers. Instead there is more commentary on New York City as a whole, and a lot of commentary about workplace culture under capitalism. I felt that the characters were not deeply explored in this way and the plotting was kind of all over the place. The main character Ludwig has very little substance and I thought the point was for him to be unlikable, but he never really ventured beyond the box he was originally put in.
I do think there is an audience for this, it's just not me. If you like dry, kinda crass/dark humor and stories that keep spiraling into ridiculousness (kinda Alice in Wonderland vibes), then this is for you. It would also suit for fans of urban fantasy settings.
April 20, 2026
I have a bit of a problem with urban fantasy, or at least I mainly have a problem with urban fantasy set in MY city, London. The Loudest Place On Earth luckily, is set in New York, a city I know well enough to check the vibe is correct, but not so well that this might annoy me. This also inhabits an occasionally trod fantasy trope of the fairies of New York. But what luckily makes Ken Ziegler's book work is that it also intersects with a Gen X work precarity and the world of lousy start-ups on top of its fantasy.
Ludwig starts the book being fired from a tech-start-up and not really being all that bothered because he doesn't like work. He is down on his luck, but that is just the world he lives in. But when he is almost killed by a giant rat creature in his basement flat, and is visited by a jaunty if obsequious fairy that he thinks he is really losing it. Well, between that and everyone using the word Mumbazza all the time in sentences where they can't hear it. So when revisited by the fairy, he goes with the to the court of the Queen Of The Fairies of New York where he discovers that he has the ability to cross between both worlds, And at the end of the meeting, he has somehow been given a job from the Queen Of The Fairies, and a pig that shits out rubies as payment. He uses the wealth from the pig to set up an exclusive athleisureware business, gets himself a big flat, and scrupulously doesn't do his job from the Queen. Because he doesn't like work.
The Loudest Place On Earth (a reference to the Fairies hatred of how noisy New York is), can be a frustrating book, but it is mainly about aggressive procrastination. Ludwig doesn't like working for people, whoever they are, so whilst he may put some effort into running his business, he is mainly putting effort into not finding anomalies for the Queen. His dealings with her though, lead bad creatures to his door, and latterly he is reminded that deals with fairies are often double-edged swords. Or in this case, single-edged, since he didn't hold up his side of the bargain. It's enjoyable and funny, though only really conceptually caught fire for me in its last third, where its curse properly kicks in, and as it settles into classic fairy tale ironic storytelling mode. But making me like an urban fantasy is quite a high bar, and this worked for me.
Ludwig starts the book being fired from a tech-start-up and not really being all that bothered because he doesn't like work. He is down on his luck, but that is just the world he lives in. But when he is almost killed by a giant rat creature in his basement flat, and is visited by a jaunty if obsequious fairy that he thinks he is really losing it. Well, between that and everyone using the word Mumbazza all the time in sentences where they can't hear it. So when revisited by the fairy, he goes with the to the court of the Queen Of The Fairies of New York where he discovers that he has the ability to cross between both worlds, And at the end of the meeting, he has somehow been given a job from the Queen Of The Fairies, and a pig that shits out rubies as payment. He uses the wealth from the pig to set up an exclusive athleisureware business, gets himself a big flat, and scrupulously doesn't do his job from the Queen. Because he doesn't like work.
The Loudest Place On Earth (a reference to the Fairies hatred of how noisy New York is), can be a frustrating book, but it is mainly about aggressive procrastination. Ludwig doesn't like working for people, whoever they are, so whilst he may put some effort into running his business, he is mainly putting effort into not finding anomalies for the Queen. His dealings with her though, lead bad creatures to his door, and latterly he is reminded that deals with fairies are often double-edged swords. Or in this case, single-edged, since he didn't hold up his side of the bargain. It's enjoyable and funny, though only really conceptually caught fire for me in its last third, where its curse properly kicks in, and as it settles into classic fairy tale ironic storytelling mode. But making me like an urban fantasy is quite a high bar, and this worked for me.
June 7, 2026
On one hand, a fun story overall. On another hand, overlong and stumbles a bit getting to the finish line.
On one hand, probably the exact narrator you would want for an audiobook. On the other hand, his wide array of voices gets annoying as the book lingers. And listening to a grown man constantly making siren/alarm sounds got old almost immediately and just got worse every time he did it.
The author also LOVED making lists. At one point he lists every name on a building's directory, I assume just because he had a lot of funny names he couldn't fit anywhere else. There's a list of 43 rules, and by god you're going to hear every single one of them. Oh did the names on the building's directory change? Well here's another list of 30-40 funny names the author has thought of since the last one. Extremely tedious padding.
On one hand, probably the exact narrator you would want for an audiobook. On the other hand, his wide array of voices gets annoying as the book lingers. And listening to a grown man constantly making siren/alarm sounds got old almost immediately and just got worse every time he did it.
The author also LOVED making lists. At one point he lists every name on a building's directory, I assume just because he had a lot of funny names he couldn't fit anywhere else. There's a list of 43 rules, and by god you're going to hear every single one of them. Oh did the names on the building's directory change? Well here's another list of 30-40 funny names the author has thought of since the last one. Extremely tedious padding.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
ARCANE CONTRACT OF READING
Filed Under: Noise Complaint / Magical Agreement
Location: Somewhere beneath New York City
Parties Involved
Reader: One curious human (me)
Author: Ken Ziegler
Text in Question: The Loudest Place on Earth
Terms of Engagement
The Reader agrees to enter a city where the noise never sleeps and where fairies hide beneath the streets of New York.
The Author promises an absurd urban fantasy involving magical politics, strange bargains, and one unforgettable creature: a piglet that produces rubies.
The Reader acknowledges that the protagonist, Ludwig, may not qualify as a traditional hero. In fact, he may prefer margaritas and easy money over saving the world.
Observations During Contract Period
• The premise is wonderfully strange and imaginative.
• The satire about wealth, responsibility, and modern life works well in places.
• The magical world beneath the city is intriguing, even if I wished to see more of it.
However, the contract also contains several clauses of distraction. At times the story wanders, much like Ludwig himself, choosing indulgence over urgency.
Final Evaluation
Magic present: ✔
Humor present: ✔
Chaos level: Moderate
Reader satisfaction: Mixed but entertained
Final Rating: ★★★☆☆ (3/5)
This agreement concludes that The Loudest Place on Earth is a quirky, chaotic urban fantasy with a clever idea at its core. Not every spell lands perfectly, but the imagination behind it makes the journey interesting.
Contract Status: Completed
Noise Level: Still very loud.
Some of my favourite quotes/lines:-
"Their aesthetic is decent, but they barely have a thesis."
"That time Charlie gave away all the books in the office because we needed to 'think different', the replaced them with the new copies of the same books when he thought we needed to be 'more inspired'."
"It's never easy to have this conversations like this. It's the hardest part of being an entrepreneur. If I could avoid it, I would, but it would be irresponsible to put my interests over the need of... the team."
"Time versus money, he thought. And the money would come, now that he had secured what would be, by nightfall, the company's most valuable remaining assets: best employee number and best employee number two."
"He wasn't fired; he was free."
"If you're concerned about an office, start-ups start without them all the time. All we need is client."
"He knew how to be let go; he didn't knew how to be left behind."
"If he was going to be unemployed, he might as well be fucking unemployed."
"There's a fortune to be made in high-end athletic leisurewear, especially in New York. Think about it. It's too hot when it's hot and too cold when it's cold."
"People should be comfortable, and not just once they get home or when they're going to bed but everywhere and all the time. Shouldn't you be the most comfortable thay you can be?"
"What does muumbazza mean? Why is everyone saying it?"
"A fire truck screamed past, then a police car. Noise followed noise. Even in his practically suburban neighborhood, silence was the exception."
"Nothing that instinct told him would work did, so he did something that he thought wouldn't."
"Only a villain arrives with a purpose and neglects to introduce themselves, and though I am devilishly handsome, I am no villain."
"In the delusional daydreams that every person has, the kind of where they dispatch a terrorist with a projectile thrown from across a crowded ballroom on suprise friends by dominating trivia night, Ludwig was himself like a protagonist in one of the his fantasy paperbacks— or at least a helpful secondary character..."
"Dark thoughts appeared... No one is immune to morbid thinking. If they claimed to be, they have never faced a potential lifetime... while the world remained wondrous mystery all around, and only your time could unlock that mystery, not for yourself but for people whose only use for you was your labor. Except these dark feelings weren't those dark feelings."
"To cease the horror, he would sedate himself."
"That great Dr. Tot is no brewer ephemeral euphorias. But, it will relieve pain and confusion, as well as terror and anxiety... In addition, while side effects are possible, they are all unlikely. The most common is the sniffles, while the rarest is immortality."
"Though some erroneously believe that immortality is a cursed and not the gift it so transparent is."
"Quite kind! I hope this brings us closer to that rewarding and lasting friendship."
"My lady-lord and benefactor is neither cheap nor cheat. This work pays in knowledge, adventure, romance and rubies. You will have more than a career in her employment. You will have life—the kind you have always sought but failed to find because such a vocation has seldom been within reach of your species."
"Afraid not, buddy! This is how fairy tales work!"
"Now to my lady-lord and benefactor's grand archives where she fearlessly stares down dense books and glowing cauldrons. Of course, you cannot know how excited you should be, so I forgive you perceived lack of excitement as originating in ignorence, not indifference."
"Well you know one now, according to your kind's understanding of what designated a witch. For millennia, humans have invented explanations than rationalized our existance without understanding what they uncovered when they happened upon us. They even co-opted the color of our skin in their stories. Notice, green?"
"Mischief and cruelty are far more common in our natures than I would like."
"The process requires reductive guesswork that can last centuries. Our long lives uniquely qualify us for this role. If you want riddles, turn to spirits. If you want weapons, turn to demons. If you want enchantments, you have only us."
"The truth was that he lacked experienced, and to close the gap between what he did and what he didn't know, he needed other people's experience."
"But I'm good at seeing people's potential. My problem is that I don't know much about managing people, but you do because you manage the worst people in the city."
"But surrounded by peers and people he considered friends, regardless of whether they felt the same way, at least he no longer felt alone."
"If you are still in here, o punished one, know that I am not here to hurt or kill you, thought I will if forced."
"He's been called the Most Comfortable Man Alive."
"The more you look, the more you'll find. The scourge is spreading, and time is not on our side. You should consider deprioritizing your other activities until the job is done."
"People die every day, sir. Now what you need to do is muumbazza muumbazza muumbazza."
"But, as ever, there was another problem, the most persistent in Ludwig's life: Everyone was saying muumbazza, and they said it all the time."
"A broken dream. I thought I could help preserve someone's important legacy, but I couldn't."
"The trip hadn't been a complete failure. He had realized something about himself: He needed companionship, whether human or fairy didn't matter. But to regain either, he needed his job again. He needed Her."
"He cannot die or even be injured. He is immortal."
"Perhaps you should have gotten your agreement in writing. As a real estate man, I can tell you that deals always better in writing."
"The free fairies of New York told stories to the land about an immortal man who commanded a river of rats. They called him the Old Vermin King, a king who never wished to be a king, ruling over the quietest place on earth."
Filed Under: Noise Complaint / Magical Agreement
Location: Somewhere beneath New York City
Parties Involved
Reader: One curious human (me)
Author: Ken Ziegler
Text in Question: The Loudest Place on Earth
Terms of Engagement
The Reader agrees to enter a city where the noise never sleeps and where fairies hide beneath the streets of New York.
The Author promises an absurd urban fantasy involving magical politics, strange bargains, and one unforgettable creature: a piglet that produces rubies.
The Reader acknowledges that the protagonist, Ludwig, may not qualify as a traditional hero. In fact, he may prefer margaritas and easy money over saving the world.
Observations During Contract Period
• The premise is wonderfully strange and imaginative.
• The satire about wealth, responsibility, and modern life works well in places.
• The magical world beneath the city is intriguing, even if I wished to see more of it.
However, the contract also contains several clauses of distraction. At times the story wanders, much like Ludwig himself, choosing indulgence over urgency.
Final Evaluation
Magic present: ✔
Humor present: ✔
Chaos level: Moderate
Reader satisfaction: Mixed but entertained
Final Rating: ★★★☆☆ (3/5)
This agreement concludes that The Loudest Place on Earth is a quirky, chaotic urban fantasy with a clever idea at its core. Not every spell lands perfectly, but the imagination behind it makes the journey interesting.
Contract Status: Completed
Noise Level: Still very loud.
Some of my favourite quotes/lines:-
"Their aesthetic is decent, but they barely have a thesis."
"That time Charlie gave away all the books in the office because we needed to 'think different', the replaced them with the new copies of the same books when he thought we needed to be 'more inspired'."
"It's never easy to have this conversations like this. It's the hardest part of being an entrepreneur. If I could avoid it, I would, but it would be irresponsible to put my interests over the need of... the team."
"Time versus money, he thought. And the money would come, now that he had secured what would be, by nightfall, the company's most valuable remaining assets: best employee number and best employee number two."
"He wasn't fired; he was free."
"If you're concerned about an office, start-ups start without them all the time. All we need is client."
"He knew how to be let go; he didn't knew how to be left behind."
"If he was going to be unemployed, he might as well be fucking unemployed."
"There's a fortune to be made in high-end athletic leisurewear, especially in New York. Think about it. It's too hot when it's hot and too cold when it's cold."
"People should be comfortable, and not just once they get home or when they're going to bed but everywhere and all the time. Shouldn't you be the most comfortable thay you can be?"
"What does muumbazza mean? Why is everyone saying it?"
"A fire truck screamed past, then a police car. Noise followed noise. Even in his practically suburban neighborhood, silence was the exception."
"Nothing that instinct told him would work did, so he did something that he thought wouldn't."
"Only a villain arrives with a purpose and neglects to introduce themselves, and though I am devilishly handsome, I am no villain."
"In the delusional daydreams that every person has, the kind of where they dispatch a terrorist with a projectile thrown from across a crowded ballroom on suprise friends by dominating trivia night, Ludwig was himself like a protagonist in one of the his fantasy paperbacks— or at least a helpful secondary character..."
"Dark thoughts appeared... No one is immune to morbid thinking. If they claimed to be, they have never faced a potential lifetime... while the world remained wondrous mystery all around, and only your time could unlock that mystery, not for yourself but for people whose only use for you was your labor. Except these dark feelings weren't those dark feelings."
"To cease the horror, he would sedate himself."
"That great Dr. Tot is no brewer ephemeral euphorias. But, it will relieve pain and confusion, as well as terror and anxiety... In addition, while side effects are possible, they are all unlikely. The most common is the sniffles, while the rarest is immortality."
"Though some erroneously believe that immortality is a cursed and not the gift it so transparent is."
"Quite kind! I hope this brings us closer to that rewarding and lasting friendship."
"My lady-lord and benefactor is neither cheap nor cheat. This work pays in knowledge, adventure, romance and rubies. You will have more than a career in her employment. You will have life—the kind you have always sought but failed to find because such a vocation has seldom been within reach of your species."
"Afraid not, buddy! This is how fairy tales work!"
"Now to my lady-lord and benefactor's grand archives where she fearlessly stares down dense books and glowing cauldrons. Of course, you cannot know how excited you should be, so I forgive you perceived lack of excitement as originating in ignorence, not indifference."
"Well you know one now, according to your kind's understanding of what designated a witch. For millennia, humans have invented explanations than rationalized our existance without understanding what they uncovered when they happened upon us. They even co-opted the color of our skin in their stories. Notice, green?"
"Mischief and cruelty are far more common in our natures than I would like."
"The process requires reductive guesswork that can last centuries. Our long lives uniquely qualify us for this role. If you want riddles, turn to spirits. If you want weapons, turn to demons. If you want enchantments, you have only us."
"The truth was that he lacked experienced, and to close the gap between what he did and what he didn't know, he needed other people's experience."
"But I'm good at seeing people's potential. My problem is that I don't know much about managing people, but you do because you manage the worst people in the city."
"But surrounded by peers and people he considered friends, regardless of whether they felt the same way, at least he no longer felt alone."
"If you are still in here, o punished one, know that I am not here to hurt or kill you, thought I will if forced."
"He's been called the Most Comfortable Man Alive."
"The more you look, the more you'll find. The scourge is spreading, and time is not on our side. You should consider deprioritizing your other activities until the job is done."
"People die every day, sir. Now what you need to do is muumbazza muumbazza muumbazza."
"But, as ever, there was another problem, the most persistent in Ludwig's life: Everyone was saying muumbazza, and they said it all the time."
"A broken dream. I thought I could help preserve someone's important legacy, but I couldn't."
"The trip hadn't been a complete failure. He had realized something about himself: He needed companionship, whether human or fairy didn't matter. But to regain either, he needed his job again. He needed Her."
"He cannot die or even be injured. He is immortal."
"Perhaps you should have gotten your agreement in writing. As a real estate man, I can tell you that deals always better in writing."
"The free fairies of New York told stories to the land about an immortal man who commanded a river of rats. They called him the Old Vermin King, a king who never wished to be a king, ruling over the quietest place on earth."
Review of advance copy received from Author
This book was as weird as it was wonderful.
First, I should say that I generally don't love fantasy as a genre so, if anything, I came to The Loudest Place on Earth with something of a negative bias—I fully expected this to be another one of those fantasy books that bends reality in silly ways for silly reasons. But instead TLPOE did the opposite—it reminded me that fantasy, especially when set in a contemporary world and served up as literary fiction, can take reality and twist it in ways that are both fun and didactic.
Like all great fiction, I found myself being so fully immersed in the characters and the interweaving storylines, that I carried them with me throughout my waking days. TLPOE was one of those books I looked forward to getting back to every evening, with questioning curiosity: where would I be taken next?
Ludwig, the main character, came to be someone I felt I knew—with all his foibles and quirks. A flawed protagonist that brought me into the weird and wonderful world that unfurled around him, and underneath him. I couldn't help but end up rooting for the guy, despite all.
Other characters left their mark on me as well. I don't want to give away too much in my review, but suffice it to say that a fairy named "An Exalted Northwind" is a character, and name, I won't soon forget. It's exactly all those little details (the whimsical names, the layered backstories, the easter eggs laid throughout) that make the book such a pleasure to read, and a constant reminder of the giant, and caring, imagination that went into bringing this alternate world to life.
Though it is an alternate world, it is still, somewhat of _this_ world, and the backdrop for the storytelling—contemporary New York City—plays a big role in this story itself. Having lived in NYC for many years, I felt I was re-visiting many of its familiar scenes, sounds, smells, people and personalities. You can't read this book without NYC imprinting itself on you, its excesses, its vibrance, its beauty. Though I live thousands of miles away now, reading this book felt like "coming home" to the city I once knew so well, and I suspect readers unfamiliar with NYC will find, in their own way, that NYC starts to feel like an erstwhile home away from home, as well.
TLPOE is replete with inventive metaphors that will leave you pondering the meaning of work, leisure, creativity, ambition and friendship. And I think that is the most meaningful thing I can say about having read the book: months later, I still find myself thinking about it. Pondering the weird and fantastical people (not to mention a pig) that I briefly got to know, and now feel a part of me.
Though I almost never do this, I kinda want to read the book a second time. To take it all in again. Perhaps the highest compliment I can pay a novel.
First, I should say that I generally don't love fantasy as a genre so, if anything, I came to The Loudest Place on Earth with something of a negative bias—I fully expected this to be another one of those fantasy books that bends reality in silly ways for silly reasons. But instead TLPOE did the opposite—it reminded me that fantasy, especially when set in a contemporary world and served up as literary fiction, can take reality and twist it in ways that are both fun and didactic.
Like all great fiction, I found myself being so fully immersed in the characters and the interweaving storylines, that I carried them with me throughout my waking days. TLPOE was one of those books I looked forward to getting back to every evening, with questioning curiosity: where would I be taken next?
Ludwig, the main character, came to be someone I felt I knew—with all his foibles and quirks. A flawed protagonist that brought me into the weird and wonderful world that unfurled around him, and underneath him. I couldn't help but end up rooting for the guy, despite all.
Other characters left their mark on me as well. I don't want to give away too much in my review, but suffice it to say that a fairy named "An Exalted Northwind" is a character, and name, I won't soon forget. It's exactly all those little details (the whimsical names, the layered backstories, the easter eggs laid throughout) that make the book such a pleasure to read, and a constant reminder of the giant, and caring, imagination that went into bringing this alternate world to life.
Though it is an alternate world, it is still, somewhat of _this_ world, and the backdrop for the storytelling—contemporary New York City—plays a big role in this story itself. Having lived in NYC for many years, I felt I was re-visiting many of its familiar scenes, sounds, smells, people and personalities. You can't read this book without NYC imprinting itself on you, its excesses, its vibrance, its beauty. Though I live thousands of miles away now, reading this book felt like "coming home" to the city I once knew so well, and I suspect readers unfamiliar with NYC will find, in their own way, that NYC starts to feel like an erstwhile home away from home, as well.
TLPOE is replete with inventive metaphors that will leave you pondering the meaning of work, leisure, creativity, ambition and friendship. And I think that is the most meaningful thing I can say about having read the book: months later, I still find myself thinking about it. Pondering the weird and fantastical people (not to mention a pig) that I briefly got to know, and now feel a part of me.
Though I almost never do this, I kinda want to read the book a second time. To take it all in again. Perhaps the highest compliment I can pay a novel.
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March 31, 2026This book is a wild ride. A complete slacker called Ludwig is given the heads-up by his colleague on the way to work that he’s about to be fired—or, well, laid off. Ludwig is shown to be profoundly unaffected by this; he sees it as an opportunity to not work—that means free time, and not being told what to do anymore. Besides, he has an idea for a start-up with two other colleagues. When he has the brainwave at their first meeting after the layoffs to pivot from client-based services to producing comfortable clothing for New Yorkers—a concept he calls “athleisure”—he discovers his partners are not actually on board, having immediately found new jobs without him.
Despondent, Ludwig makes his way home to his ratty basement apartment where he proceeds to, in the following days, buy Shrek sweatpants, an old TV, and an old PlayStation. As well as some pharmaceuticals. Also, he starts to hear a word that shouldn’t exist: *muumbazza*. It peppers the conversations of New Yorkers around him and also New Yorkers who speak directly to him. Little does he know it’s attached to an enchantment, and he’s about to meet New York’s fairies and a whole lot else.
This story was gripping and ludicrous and really very funny. It’s a bit of a cross between Terry Pratchett and a love song to New York (and the song bit is an important plot device, as you’ll find out). Thing is, though, it hit a sour note for me near the beginning that rather spoilt the rest of the experience. You see, when Ludwig looks up this word he keeps hearing (as one does), one of the hits is this:
**8. Mumbassa Kalimekwanto—Address, Phone, Contact Info**
Thing is, I know a real person called Mubanga Kalimamukwento. She’s a Zambian author of increasing repute. I can’t think “Mumbassa Kalimekwanto” is a coincidence… And. Given the history of the mangling and mocking of Black and African names by those who don’t care to learn or respect them, this struck me as immensely problematic.
It’s possibly a little unfair for this to be a reason for me to decide to pan this novel (especially when I really liked how creative, imaginative, and well-written it was otherwise)—but I think it’s unfair to Mubanga to use her name this way, as it would seem Ziegler has. These things **do** matter, and we’re past the time of pretending they don’t. I’ll leave that there.
Thanks to GFP and NetGalley for early DRC access.
Despondent, Ludwig makes his way home to his ratty basement apartment where he proceeds to, in the following days, buy Shrek sweatpants, an old TV, and an old PlayStation. As well as some pharmaceuticals. Also, he starts to hear a word that shouldn’t exist: *muumbazza*. It peppers the conversations of New Yorkers around him and also New Yorkers who speak directly to him. Little does he know it’s attached to an enchantment, and he’s about to meet New York’s fairies and a whole lot else.
This story was gripping and ludicrous and really very funny. It’s a bit of a cross between Terry Pratchett and a love song to New York (and the song bit is an important plot device, as you’ll find out). Thing is, though, it hit a sour note for me near the beginning that rather spoilt the rest of the experience. You see, when Ludwig looks up this word he keeps hearing (as one does), one of the hits is this:
**8. Mumbassa Kalimekwanto—Address, Phone, Contact Info**
Thing is, I know a real person called Mubanga Kalimamukwento. She’s a Zambian author of increasing repute. I can’t think “Mumbassa Kalimekwanto” is a coincidence… And. Given the history of the mangling and mocking of Black and African names by those who don’t care to learn or respect them, this struck me as immensely problematic.
It’s possibly a little unfair for this to be a reason for me to decide to pan this novel (especially when I really liked how creative, imaginative, and well-written it was otherwise)—but I think it’s unfair to Mubanga to use her name this way, as it would seem Ziegler has. These things **do** matter, and we’re past the time of pretending they don’t. I’ll leave that there.
Thanks to GFP and NetGalley for early DRC access.
April 14, 2026
Gratitude to NetGalley for the ARC
I picked up The Loudest Place on Earth because its premise reminded me of A Midsummer’s Nightmare by Garry Kilworth: a fascinating blend of satire and fantasy. On paper, this should have been a perfect match: a sharp take on modern society wrapped in an imaginative narrative. What’s not to love? And yet, it didn’t work for me. In fact, I found myself contemplating a DNF on several occasions which would have been a first.
The main issue lies in the writing style. Every sentence feels overworked, overloaded, as if too much effort has gone into crafting each line. While often clever, this density takes away the joy of effortless reading and makes the experience feel labored rather than immersive. The story itself - if there is a coherent one - comes across as disjointed. At no point did I feel fully invested in the plot or particularly connected to the characters, who often feel more like caricatures than people. The result is a narrative that drifts rather than drives forward.
That said, there are positives. The imagination behind the world-building is undeniable, and there is a kind of almost fanatical tribute to New York City that may strongly resonate with readers who share the sentiment with the protagonist that “New York is my country.” The language, while excessive, is undeniably clever even if it sometimes feels more artificial than purposeful.
In the end, the author perhaps describes the book best himself: an attempt at “searching for shapeless ‘distortions in reality’ in a city where everything looks like a distortion in reality.” It succeeds in that aim but, for me, not much beyond it.
I picked up The Loudest Place on Earth because its premise reminded me of A Midsummer’s Nightmare by Garry Kilworth: a fascinating blend of satire and fantasy. On paper, this should have been a perfect match: a sharp take on modern society wrapped in an imaginative narrative. What’s not to love? And yet, it didn’t work for me. In fact, I found myself contemplating a DNF on several occasions which would have been a first.
The main issue lies in the writing style. Every sentence feels overworked, overloaded, as if too much effort has gone into crafting each line. While often clever, this density takes away the joy of effortless reading and makes the experience feel labored rather than immersive. The story itself - if there is a coherent one - comes across as disjointed. At no point did I feel fully invested in the plot or particularly connected to the characters, who often feel more like caricatures than people. The result is a narrative that drifts rather than drives forward.
That said, there are positives. The imagination behind the world-building is undeniable, and there is a kind of almost fanatical tribute to New York City that may strongly resonate with readers who share the sentiment with the protagonist that “New York is my country.” The language, while excessive, is undeniably clever even if it sometimes feels more artificial than purposeful.
In the end, the author perhaps describes the book best himself: an attempt at “searching for shapeless ‘distortions in reality’ in a city where everything looks like a distortion in reality.” It succeeds in that aim but, for me, not much beyond it.
January 29, 2026
The Loudest Place on Earth, written by Ken Ziegler, felt like tagging along on a slacker’s meandering walk through Wonderland. I’ve never read a book quite like it. At times it’s absurdly funny; at others, unexpectedly tender. The main character begins as selfish and slothful, yet slowly evolves into someone who cares deeply about people he never realized mattered to him at all.
The story feels rooted in the disappointments of the real world—dead-end jobs, apathy, and avoidance—until, suddenly, the “White Rabbit” appears and you’re dropped into a strange, magical world hidden beneath New York City. That tension between realism and surrealism is one of the book’s greatest strengths.
There are a few dichotomies that play throughout the novel: the desire for an easy, low-effort life versus the demands of a busy, productive one; feeling self-righteously antisocial only to discover how deeply you need other people; avoiding responsibility versus learning the importance of following through on your promises and commitments. Ziegler captures the cycle of drifting into exciting new opportunities, repeating the same self-sabotaging behaviors, and ultimately realizing how essential human connection really is, while making you laugh throughout the journey.
The book was fun to read and kept my attention as it bounced between absurdity and reality. I laughed out loud and was filled by vivid mental images of New York, Fairy Land, and a slight dash of The Big Lebowski. It’s quirky, imaginative, and surprisingly heartfelt.
The story feels rooted in the disappointments of the real world—dead-end jobs, apathy, and avoidance—until, suddenly, the “White Rabbit” appears and you’re dropped into a strange, magical world hidden beneath New York City. That tension between realism and surrealism is one of the book’s greatest strengths.
There are a few dichotomies that play throughout the novel: the desire for an easy, low-effort life versus the demands of a busy, productive one; feeling self-righteously antisocial only to discover how deeply you need other people; avoiding responsibility versus learning the importance of following through on your promises and commitments. Ziegler captures the cycle of drifting into exciting new opportunities, repeating the same self-sabotaging behaviors, and ultimately realizing how essential human connection really is, while making you laugh throughout the journey.
The book was fun to read and kept my attention as it bounced between absurdity and reality. I laughed out loud and was filled by vivid mental images of New York, Fairy Land, and a slight dash of The Big Lebowski. It’s quirky, imaginative, and surprisingly heartfelt.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
The Loudest Place on Earth by Ken Ziegler is one of the more original premises I’ve come across in a while — noise-hating fairies living beneath New York City, recruiting an unlikely human to help them? I was in immediately.
The hidden fairy world under Times Square is easily the highlight. It’s weird, whimsical, and packed with clever details (yes, including ruby-producing piglets). The absurdist humor really worked for me at times, and Ludwig as a protagonist — a margarita-sipping, sweatpants-loving slacker who wants absolutely nothing to do with heroics — is memorable if nothing else. His reluctant involvement and interactions with characters like Lonesome Johnny added some genuinely funny moments.
That said, the story felt uneven. The plot meanders, and some side characters lean more caricature than fully developed, which made it harder to feel invested in the stakes. Ludwig himself is intentionally unambitious and passive, but that also made it difficult to fully root for him. I kept waiting for the emotional or narrative punch to land a little harder.
Overall, this was creative, quirky, and often entertaining — just not quite cohesive enough for me to rate higher. If you like humorous urban fantasy with a surreal edge and don’t mind a wandering plot, this might be your kind of weird
The hidden fairy world under Times Square is easily the highlight. It’s weird, whimsical, and packed with clever details (yes, including ruby-producing piglets). The absurdist humor really worked for me at times, and Ludwig as a protagonist — a margarita-sipping, sweatpants-loving slacker who wants absolutely nothing to do with heroics — is memorable if nothing else. His reluctant involvement and interactions with characters like Lonesome Johnny added some genuinely funny moments.
That said, the story felt uneven. The plot meanders, and some side characters lean more caricature than fully developed, which made it harder to feel invested in the stakes. Ludwig himself is intentionally unambitious and passive, but that also made it difficult to fully root for him. I kept waiting for the emotional or narrative punch to land a little harder.
Overall, this was creative, quirky, and often entertaining — just not quite cohesive enough for me to rate higher. If you like humorous urban fantasy with a surreal edge and don’t mind a wandering plot, this might be your kind of weird
Review of advance copy received from Author
I had so much fun with The Loudest Place on Earth. It’s wildly creative and not like anything I’ve ever read before. If you want a break from modern life and something delightfully weird, this is it.
The best way I can describe The Loudest Place on Earth is as a blend of fantasy and contemporary fiction. The story takes place in New York City and goes way beyond the familiar Manhattan. Underground, there’s a secret population of fairies, and they’re not the kind you’re picturing. Small and sparkly? Nope. Tall and green.
The main character, Ludwig, gets chosen to complete an assignment for the fairy master. He moves between both worlds, and the contrast between corporate life and the totally unhinged things he encounters in the fantasy world is very entertaining. The imaginative characters are the best part. He ends up surrounded by absurd acquaintances like a ruby pooping big and a bucket-body puppet dressed in a Civil War uniform.
Just when you think you’ve got your footing, the story throws in another “wait, what?” moment. I don’t want to give it all away, but do yourself a favor and read this book, and read closely. There are many hidden easter eggs you’ll only catch if you’re paying attention. Go in with an open mind, don’t take it too seriously, and you’ll love it!
The best way I can describe The Loudest Place on Earth is as a blend of fantasy and contemporary fiction. The story takes place in New York City and goes way beyond the familiar Manhattan. Underground, there’s a secret population of fairies, and they’re not the kind you’re picturing. Small and sparkly? Nope. Tall and green.
The main character, Ludwig, gets chosen to complete an assignment for the fairy master. He moves between both worlds, and the contrast between corporate life and the totally unhinged things he encounters in the fantasy world is very entertaining. The imaginative characters are the best part. He ends up surrounded by absurd acquaintances like a ruby pooping big and a bucket-body puppet dressed in a Civil War uniform.
Just when you think you’ve got your footing, the story throws in another “wait, what?” moment. I don’t want to give it all away, but do yourself a favor and read this book, and read closely. There are many hidden easter eggs you’ll only catch if you’re paying attention. Go in with an open mind, don’t take it too seriously, and you’ll love it!
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
This book is not quite like anything I’ve ever read before, and I’m really impressed by the fact that it is a debut novel. The prose is a joy to read and dialogue is fun. The book has many humorous moments but still takes the main plot seriously, which I thought worked really well in this book. The protagonist is interesting to read about and relatable as a normal person and I enjoyed reading about the side characters as well.
The worldbuilding in this book is fantastic and I like how bizarre and nonsensical the fairies are. It’s really entertaining when the very mundane Ludwig the bad employee with his mundane goal of starting a fashion company is thrown into such an absurd situation.
I honestly can’t find anything to complain about in this book. It is amazing. Even the cover is awesome.
Muumbazza: 5/5
The worldbuilding in this book is fantastic and I like how bizarre and nonsensical the fairies are. It’s really entertaining when the very mundane Ludwig the bad employee with his mundane goal of starting a fashion company is thrown into such an absurd situation.
I honestly can’t find anything to complain about in this book. It is amazing. Even the cover is awesome.
Muumbazza: 5/5
Did Not Finish
May 4, 2026Thank you to Netgalley for this ARC in exchange for an honest review.
If you don’t like rats, this book is not for you because it mentions rats a lot!! The beginning was interesting, but the description has dragged on, and there doesn't seem to be much of a point to the story. It's taking a while to get to the main plot, and does not have substance 10% into the book, or indicate that it is going somewhere. I am dreading reading it and can't bring myself to be interested. It also has random commentary about corporate things and the character really loves New York despite pointing out things that would not be pleasant. The main character, Ludwig, is unrelatable, hard to empathize with, and lazy. We learn very early on in the book that since he is starting a new company (which his boss does not know about) he doesn't care about his job and is just there for the paychecks. He explains he does the bare minimum for his job and barely works. He does not know what his job title is and spends a lot of time playing video games on his computer-then is annoyed when his friends don't want to start a business with him because he is lazy and doesn't have any talents or skills. (At least that we know of, which seems to still be the case 10 pages later, as he spends his unemployment drinking, using up all his money, cooking his food with a space heater because, rather than fixing his stove, he spends his money on a PlayStation and other technology. He is even unable to kill an incredibly large rat, so it leaves the reader wondering what he can do, and why is he the main character in the first place, when nothing about his character, his life or his thought process is interesting or unique.)
If you don’t like rats, this book is not for you because it mentions rats a lot!! The beginning was interesting, but the description has dragged on, and there doesn't seem to be much of a point to the story. It's taking a while to get to the main plot, and does not have substance 10% into the book, or indicate that it is going somewhere. I am dreading reading it and can't bring myself to be interested. It also has random commentary about corporate things and the character really loves New York despite pointing out things that would not be pleasant. The main character, Ludwig, is unrelatable, hard to empathize with, and lazy. We learn very early on in the book that since he is starting a new company (which his boss does not know about) he doesn't care about his job and is just there for the paychecks. He explains he does the bare minimum for his job and barely works. He does not know what his job title is and spends a lot of time playing video games on his computer-then is annoyed when his friends don't want to start a business with him because he is lazy and doesn't have any talents or skills. (At least that we know of, which seems to still be the case 10 pages later, as he spends his unemployment drinking, using up all his money, cooking his food with a space heater because, rather than fixing his stove, he spends his money on a PlayStation and other technology. He is even unable to kill an incredibly large rat, so it leaves the reader wondering what he can do, and why is he the main character in the first place, when nothing about his character, his life or his thought process is interesting or unique.)
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
I thought that this book sounded like such a unique premise and such an interesting story. Sadly, I did want more from it. I did like it, I just thought it could've been so much more.
The tone and writing style (especially how the characters spoke and communicated) was so weird and awkward, something about it felt a bit choppy and unnatural. Maybe that was on purpose, but it came across as not well done.
Our main character here, Ludwig, is trying to help the faeries of New York City...and, as you can imagine, it gets very complicated.
This almost feels like a grown-up Spiderwick Chronicles.
Thanks to NetGalley for the e-ARC of this book in exchange for my honest review!
The tone and writing style (especially how the characters spoke and communicated) was so weird and awkward, something about it felt a bit choppy and unnatural. Maybe that was on purpose, but it came across as not well done.
Our main character here, Ludwig, is trying to help the faeries of New York City...and, as you can imagine, it gets very complicated.
This almost feels like a grown-up Spiderwick Chronicles.
Thanks to NetGalley for the e-ARC of this book in exchange for my honest review!
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
I liked the world-building and the essence of the plot was interesting but I felt that too much time was spent on the former and too little time on the latter. In the quarter of the book I read, the story had not progressed enough to maintain my interest. I also didn’t find any of the characters likeable, including the protagonist, although I did find some of the wording very clever. I had no reason to continue reading, while acknowledging that my objections may have been answered later in the book. I also think that there are other readers who will appreciate the detailed world-building. Thank you to Netgalley and GFB for the advance reader copy.
Review of advance copy received from NetGalley
I enjoyed this immensely. I did struggle with the rat fight, but once past that, the book zips and zigs and zags. It's weird and fresh and doesn't take itself too seriously. Can a book be cozy without being comfortable? I think so. Much of what I read now feels hemmed in by the restrictions of marketing or genre--this is, instead, a strange urban leap of imagination that I wished would never end. It didn't feel like a debut, and I hope Ziegler invites us back into his mind soon.
A little bit Pratchett, a little bit Max Barry. Highly recommend (except for the rat fight).
Thank you to NetGalley and GirlFriday for an e-arc in exchange for an honest review.
A little bit Pratchett, a little bit Max Barry. Highly recommend (except for the rat fight).
Thank you to NetGalley and GirlFriday for an e-arc in exchange for an honest review.
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February 16, 2026Ken Ziegler is clearly in love with New York City. The setting of The Loudest Place on Earth is fully rendered and paired with witty and often sharply observant prose, it's a delight to read. There's a strong satirical current running beneath fantasy elements in the plot, which are literary at times and whimsical at others. This book will strongly resonate with urban fantasy readers as well as certain literary fiction readers.
July 20, 2026
Singular prose. Ziegler has one of the most unique and entertaining writing styles I've read in a while. The Loudest Place on Earth is difficult to categorize. It feels like an absurdist take on urban fantasy, yet the emotional depth, sense of adventure, and mystery are genuine enough to keep you immersed in the story. You will chuckle to yourself often and sometimes be enthralled by the rich lore, hilarious dialogue, and bizarre, endearing characters. But mostly, you will come to view New York City in a whole new way.
July 27, 2026
The Loudest Place on Earth is wildly imaginative, razor-sharp, and laugh-out-loud funny. Ken Ziegler blends heart, humor, and absurdity (a ruby defecating piglet!) into a story that surprises at every turn. His richly imagined world is as entertaining as the characters who inhabit it. It's the kind of novel that lingers long after the final page.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
Yes yes yes.. I loved this.. urban fantasy on steroids! It was wacky, very unusual and very entertaining. Can’t wait to see what the author will do next. Thank you to the author. Thank you to #netgalley and the publisher for an ARC.
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
absolutely unique fantasy story set by New York with a unique, fairy world and some impeccable vibes from the start to the finish. 5 stars. tysm for the e-arc.
Did Not Finish
July 20, 2026Who said yes to this?
Review of advance copy received from Netgalley
I read The Loudest Place on Earth, and I really liked it because it is unique and it is the most funny book I have read this year.
The story is set in New York City, which is a busy place, but it also hides a quiet world of fairies. It follows a man who used to do well in his corporate job, but he loses it because he avoids responsibility and chooses the easier path. Because of this, his life changes in an unexpected way.
After losing his job, he meets the leader of the fae, who gives him a task, but only if he agrees to sign a contract. Instead of taking the task seriously, he is given a strange reward, which is a piglet that produces rubies. Because he suddenly becomes rich, he does not feel the need to complete the task.
He then avoids his responsibility even more, and he becomes an athleisure fashion mogul, which shows how he continues to escape his duty. But his actions start to have consequences, and the fairies become more desperate, which makes the situation more serious.
This book is very imaginative, but it also focuses on the character and his choices. It is funny, but it also teaches a lesson, which is that avoiding responsibility does not mean avoiding consequences.
I really enjoyed this book because it is different from other fantasy stories, and because it made me laugh while also making me think.
The story is set in New York City, which is a busy place, but it also hides a quiet world of fairies. It follows a man who used to do well in his corporate job, but he loses it because he avoids responsibility and chooses the easier path. Because of this, his life changes in an unexpected way.
After losing his job, he meets the leader of the fae, who gives him a task, but only if he agrees to sign a contract. Instead of taking the task seriously, he is given a strange reward, which is a piglet that produces rubies. Because he suddenly becomes rich, he does not feel the need to complete the task.
He then avoids his responsibility even more, and he becomes an athleisure fashion mogul, which shows how he continues to escape his duty. But his actions start to have consequences, and the fairies become more desperate, which makes the situation more serious.
This book is very imaginative, but it also focuses on the character and his choices. It is funny, but it also teaches a lesson, which is that avoiding responsibility does not mean avoiding consequences.
I really enjoyed this book because it is different from other fantasy stories, and because it made me laugh while also making me think.
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