I’m Opal Mae Gibson. I’m not looking for love. I’m looking for a personality that might finally be lovable. According to my mother, that means joining book clubs, scaling indoor cliffs, and performing emotional burlesque in improv class while dressed like a cardigan-wrapped existential crisis. It started with a library card. Then came Luca Moretti. Quiet, devastating, reference-desk Adonis with hands that know how to handle rare manuscripts and mental breakdowns. Then Bryce Strickland showed up. Wrecking ball in a racing suit. Smells like vengeance and kisses like it’s his last lap. And now there’s Frankie Devine. Bar owner. Improv god. Sin in fishnets. He called me dangerous and made it feel like a compliment. I’m a different person with each of them. And I don’t know which version is really me. Maybe all of them. Maybe none.
This is a spicy reverse harem romance that’s also a story about reinvention. About chosen family. About what happens when you stop apologizing for the space you take up. Because the real test isn’t choosing who to love. It’s believing you deserve to be loved. All of you. By all of them.
Gwendoline Rose admits she’s not quite right. But who the hell wants to be? Maybe it was the steady diet of fairy tales spiked with horror. Maybe it was the cream cookies and undiagnosed autism.
Either way, she’s always rooted for the villain, questioned the happy endings, and wondered why the hell the princess would ever settle for Prince Beige.
Now she writes emotionally raw, hilariously unhinged romance for the beautifully broken, the chronically overstimulated, the neurodivergents, the survivors, the ones who feel too much and love even harder.
Diagnosed late with autism, cPTSD, and enough rare disorders to fill a bingo card, she now channels the chaos into characters who crave connection but have absolutely no idea how to do it “right.”
Her heroines are feral. Her men are emotionally constipated. And her stories don’t fade to black, they set it on fire.
If you’ve ever been told you’re too intense, too sensitive, too much… welcome home.
I seriously love all her books. I LOVED the cameos. Chicken man especially. Bliss and Delilah. The way she tied them all in was fantastic. I adored opal and her men. I also can't wait to see if Nova gets her own story. The message of the book was amazing. Don't file yourself down to fit into someone else's box. You're fine the way you are. Anxiety and all. You're not too much, too loud, too needy. There's someone out there for you. Or multiple someones. And if there's not, that's perfectly okay. The moms were probably my favorite tho. A perfect 10/10 read.
i really wanted to love this one. but honestly? the raccoon jokes, the nonstop sexual innuendos, and the constant “look how much of a hot mess i am” energy just became way too repetitive. it felt like every page, every chapter, was the same cycle over and over again. the story would pick up, my interest would spike, and then it would immediately drop back down. i found myself pushing through, waiting for it to finally get to the point, and it just took way too long.
i usually love gwendoline’s fmcs, but i really didn’t care for opal. i do relate to her in some ways, hiding behind a thousand different masks, molding yourself around other people’s wants and needs, never feeling safe enough to figure out who you actually are, so you just absorb other personalities because that’s all you know. that part hit close to home. but beyond that, she came across as incredibly selfish and irresponsible, and i just couldn’t get behind it. if the guys hadn’t been brothers, i honestly would’ve said this girl needed therapy and a serious self discovery era before dragging innocent people into her and her family’s mess.
luca was completely out of line, and if i had to choose, i would’ve picked bryce and frankie, especially frankie. he deserved so much better than what he got from all three of them. luca and opal were both selfish in their own ways, and honestly? they kind of deserved each other. you could tell the story was starting to shift into something more serious and more plot-heavy, which i appreciated, but by that point i was already burned out. i skimmed a bit and decided maybe i’ll revisit this another time. i’m definitely still looking forward to more from this author, i just really hope the next one dials back the repetitive jokes and the constant “i’m such a disaster spank me” commentary.
You know it’s amazing when you love the side characters too!
First off I will say girlllllll….when I saw the sheer number of pages in this book I totally balked and almost noped out like a complete coward. Thankfully I sacked up and put my big girl panties on and tackled this book like a boss! You have a FMC who has been told her whole life she is too much, and not in a good way. After a, you have to assume, below average man breaks things off with her she is compelled by her mother and Aunt to sign up for experiences she wouldn’t normally do in a way to meet men. They each pick a group outing and she picks another. Little does she know her heart will be stolen by a very different and unique man at each group. Of course you know the twist to the plot way before she does and can see what’s coming, but the journey is brilliant. How can she pick just one? I can’t even pick a favorite and I have no skin in the game! I have to say the side characters in this books stole the show for me (I want to be Gilda’s BFF) and if we don’t get a book on Nova we riot at dawn…well maybe after lunch, I get hangry if I don’t eat before rioting. Honestly you needed every single one of these pages for the story to unfold. At one point I was even brought to tears. That’s right, tissue city as I snot sobbed. Totally worth it for the plot. The only thing I ever want in the end is more. I’m a sucker for a HEA, but love seeing characters years down the road. Kudos to the author for another excellent book. Oh I almost forgot…I literally yelled out the Chicken Man when he made a surprised appearance!
Honest Review (Too Many Analogies, Not Enough Chill — But Still Iconic) First of all, I’m a big fan of this author. She consistently delivers funny, confident female leads who know exactly what they want and go after it unapologetically — and this book is no exception. If you love strong FMC energy, this one absolutely serves. It’s RH, and the dynamics are genuinely entertaining. The chemistry works, the banter is sharp, and the relationships feel fun rather than forced. But can we talk about the side characters? The moms? Elite. I would absolutely subscribe to “Mom Energy Like Hers.” The best friend? Ride-or-die perfection. And the gays? The gays are the moment. Scene-stealers. National treasures. Give them their own book immediately. Now, the only reason this isn’t a five-star read for me: the analogies. At first, they were hilarious and clever. But after a while, it felt like every emotion needed a comparison. Sometimes a feeling can just… exist. I started missing the plot because we were busy comparing it to seventeen unrelated objects. A little restraint would have made the humor even stronger. That said, the book is genuinely fun. It’s fast, witty, and full of personality. Despite my mild analogy fatigue, I had a great time reading it. Totally recommend it — especially if you enjoy chaotic charm, unapologetic heroines, and side characters who deserve their own fan club.
Every time I think she’s hit the peak, Gwendoline Rose tops herself. This book had everything. I laughed, I cried, it was spicy and deep and the family feeling was amazing. I loved all the men, but I love Frankie the most. I’ve never seen an MMC like him before and I need more. Seeing all the people from the other books was really neat too. There were parts of this that made me feel so seen and having such a deep message in rh was great. I’d love to see a merging book like where we got chapters from a bunch of the people from the shared world since, apparently, they all live in the same town. That would be cool like some town issue that brought all the harems together. To solve it. But whatever she writes next I’m reading it. Waiting impatiently for the They Are Mine next part.
I like this. And it was honestly EMOTIONAL at times. And I shed a tear. The love for eachother was great and the feels when it all came to head was fantastic. But it also felt flat after they started “working” on it. The guys don’t really feel like they WANT to share a wife and yes the humor is amazing and the found family was great. It was enough to be a solid 3.5 ⭐️- rounded up to four because I adore this author and how she writes. This one isn’t my favorite of her books but it’s still definitely worth a read.