I wanted to like this book so much. I really did. Cottagecore romantasy with a pretty cover and GORGEOUS lavender-sprayed edges? Sign me up! Unfortunately, this book fell short in practically every category that I use to judge books. Maybe my expectations were too high? I was hoping, as a bookseller, to be able to recommend this as my go-to romantasy that people may not have read. Instead, I’ll likely feel disappointment any time I see it. I’ll try to keep this review major spoiler-free, but there may be some small ones, so read at your own risk.
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First off, let’s dive into the main character. I haven’t had a main character feel so un-relatable since I read How Does It Feel. Kiela has lived in a library for years, with a sentient plant as her sole companion, completely avoiding other librarians and patrons. She cherishes every single book in the library. I don’t disagree with her opinion there, as I can usually find SOME thing I like about a book, but it’s her complete and utter SOLITUDE in this library that I have an issue with. She continuously reminds the reader (and I mean CONTINUOUSLY) that she hates any interaction with any other person and would just as soon live her life without ANY interaction at all. Besides the plant. He’s a cool plant, but really? Indeed, when the plot forces her to retreat to the island of her birth, she honestly believes that she can do it without any help, and maybe even without the island residents knowing she is there. Sure, I guess? Listen, we all have our delusions. But this one is a little far fetched, even for fiction.
Enter Mr. Love Interest! This lovely, selfless person, evidently remembers her from her childhood, and starts spoiling her with free food and labor. While she objects to his company, his gifts, and his attention, it is QUITE repetitive in her inner monologue. She wanted to live off the grid without help from anyone! And this handsome stranger keeps bringing her EGGS!! She is VERY awkward and rude when it comes to pushing him away, and while I love a good socially-inept main character, I’d like it to remain at least a BIT believable?
Here’s where small spoilers may occur. Don’t worry, they’re all in the synopsis, actually the TITLE, so they shouldn’t be crazy.
Once she realizes she can’t live completely off the grid, her mentality of “protect and hide the books I saved at any and all costs” to “well maybe I can help the island thrive by using the spells in the books to remedy some of the misfortune” which is CRAZY considering the first THIRD of the book is her (repeatedly) saying how she has to protect this secret at all costs. I’m really just confused here, but whatever. She hardly puts any thought into this idea before enacting it, which is completely at odds with her “logical” thinking in the beginning.
Not only does she decide to sell these “remedies” to select customers, she TELLS SOME ISLANDERS HOW TO MAKE THEM. As in, A COMPLETE ABOUT-FACE FROM HER ORIGINAL PLAN. Again, with NO FORETHOUGHT. I won’t tell any of the plotline past this, but this is the point where I threw my hands in the air and said “OKAY WHATEVER”
Lastly, I also have issues with the writing style. The main character is very repetitive, reclusive, and has a habit of going far left to far right then back again within the span of one chapter. It left me unable to read more than 50 pages at a time because I was just losing interest every time.
All in all, while I really wanted to like this book, and despite my best efforts (and I mean BEST), this book was a disappointment on multiple levels. 1.5/5, rounded up to 2/5, mostly because of Meep, the bat-cats, and the herds of Merhorses. You’ll get it when you get it.