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Good things come to those who wait, but great things come to those who claim.

Tinsley

I have a knack for biting off more than I can chew. I’m not talking about those giant heart chocolates we devour every Valentine's Day either. It’s paired with my inability to tolerate being pushed around. You go low, and I’ll come back with a shovel to go lower.

Only this time I’m not sure I can dig my way out of this. I’ve pissed off the wrong man, and he’s more than happy to not only ruin my life but also the whole town of New Hope as payback.

He claims I destroyed his life, when he did that on his own. Still, he sends his fancy lawyer after me, but now we’re on my turf. They think they can intimidate me. They’ve gravely underestimated me. There is no way I'll let them put up a fancy ski resort that will taint the sweetness of New Hope. So if that means seducing the fancy lawyer, so be it.

It doesn't matter that I have zero clue how to flirt. I'll do what I must, but in true Tinsley fashion, my plan blows up in my face. I wake up married and in his bed. The kicker is he's not even a lawyer, and divorce isn't an option, unless I want to end a legacy. I'd be the first person in the town's history to get divorced.


Pierce

My whole life has been a constructed plan to get where I am once a boy lost in the system to now a man that has the whole world at my fingertips. I am where I’d planned to be, but be careful what you wish for.

All it took to turn everything I thought I wanted upside down was a chance encounter with my little spitfire. One look at her innocent doe eyes and round cheeks covered in glittered freckles had me rethinking everything.

She lights flames to any coldness inside of me, burning it away so that there is only her to fill it. I knew without a doubt that Tinsley Blake was made for me. That there was nothing I wouldn’t do to have her.

So I followed her home to a little town called New Hope and tricked her into marrying me, knowing full well that I was using the town's longstanding tradition of no divorces to my advantage. Now she’s stuck with me for better or worse. Til death do us part, like we said in our vows.

She was the destination I hadn’t known I was searching for. She's mine. And I’ll never let her go.


This small-town holiday romance features a wickedly charming billionaire, a stolen virgin bride with a case of mistaken identity, and a whole lot of secret surprises. Enjoy all the tropes you love this Valentine's Day.

202 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 1, 2026

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Profile Image for Jen ♥.
1,768 reviews1,011 followers
February 2, 2026
3.5 ⭐

I had a good time, but I guess it wasn't as much as I thought it would be. Tinsley's age definitely came through here; she literally just turned 21. 😅 She's not super young, but she's still pretty young for sure. I’m not sure how old Pierce is, but for some reason, I picture him in his 30s. 🤷🏽‍♀️ There's just too much immaturity on her part. Sometimes the running away was pretty adorable, but after a while, it definitely got exasperating. Guess she's lucky because Pierce is in it for the long haul and doesn't mind keeping up with her shenanigans.

Anyway, it was still fun in some ways, but I didn't really get that invested in it. The second book in this series is still my favorite out of the three.

That said, can't wait for Katherine's book. I know she'd be a handful as well (she's Tinsley's bff after all, so that should say a lot 😂), but she's really entertaining and her antics, and I'm really curious to see who ends up being her man.


Book info (Spoilersss⚠️):
- Safe
- Insta-love
- Age-gap (ish??)
- Small town romance
- Stalking
- Dual V! 💖
- No cheating, OW, separation
- Minor OM (wannabe, but not really)
- Marriage of idk 😂 (there's alcohol involved and hidden agendas 😅)
- HEA (yrs later, with 2 girls)
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441 reviews46 followers
February 2, 2026
DUAL VIRGINS! *happy happy dance!* Even better? They both know they are each others first, last and only EVERYTHING! The one and only trope that is the heartbeat of romance! *mini booty shake*

Quote (first intimate moment between them),
"Pierce—" She squirms, not sure what she fully needs.
"Be still for me, baby; I need to see you." I have no clue what I’m
doing, but I’m a quick study. Her body will tell me everything I need to
know.
end quote.

Quote (they finally have sex but she thinks he is experienced so he corrects her assumptions),
“Need your words, wife.”
"I'll make this exception just this once because I have no idea what I'm
doing, and you clearly have more experience." She narrows her eyes on me.
Tinsley is full of shit. We both know she wants to pretend she’s in
charge, but it’s an illusion, and it doesn't need to be spoken. She gets off on
the line when I draw it.
“I have just as much experience as you do.” Her eyes widen. Nice to
know that I can surprise her once in a while. Then her whole face goes soft.
Sex has never been a thing I indulged in. I always had a one-track mind
with my focus. It’s how I made it so far in life. Now that focus is solely on
her.
“Well then, since I’m your wife, be my husband and give me what we
both need. You’ve made us wait long enough.”
end quote.

Quote (he loved discovering sex and intimacy with his fiery Tinsley),
Tinsley and I might not have had experience all those years ago, but that
had been half the fun. I don't think there is much we haven't tried together,
and my once-upon-a-time Tinkerbell still loves putting her acting skills to
the test. There has been a lot of role-play.
end quote.

Safe
No cheating
No OM/OW (There is "OM" drama but let me explain: her side hustle is being hired by wives who believe their husbands are being unfaithful, so she traps men who are about to cheat on their wives, and she is paid to find out if they will, but she does nothing intimate at all! In this case, a man named Biff has drinks with her while his wife watches, they go to the hotel room and he undresses, but she grabs his clothes and gives them to the wife waiting at the hotel door. So no worries! There is no intimacy, no flirting, no touching, nothing! She even made a face of disgust when he undressed.)
No OM/OW comparison
No separation (maybe a week when he had to go to the city to work on something)
No gross condom use
No stupid third act break up
HEA
Rom Com, light, low drama

Tinsley, the firecracker of a pixie, is a spunky, funny, sweet young woman who busts into the office of where she trapped a man by the name of Biff, proving he was intending on cheating on his wife, but now wants payback. She will not tolerate it so she goes to the office of whom she thinks is his lawyer and starts to mouth off to him and then to Biff when he enters. Pierce is not a lawyer but with a knowing smile and hearts in his eyes, he just falls in love, hard with this spicy pixie with glitter on her cheeks and her hands on her hips, ready to go toe to toe with anyone and everyone! She is tiny and he is a foot taller than she is, but although she might be small, she is mighty! He just stares at her in awe, and when she leaves after their meet cute, he follows her to New Hope intending on finding out everything about her and making her his in all ways. It is a done deal for this entrepreneur. Before meeting Tinsley, he seldom smiled let alone laughed. He was always focused on his work to become rich, so he never has to worry about not having a meal. This was his childhood when he would bounce around from home to home, never belonging and worrying if he would skip a meal one day. Women were never on his radar, until he met Tinsley and Tinsley waited for her Mr. Right because she knows that is what she wants. She manifested her prince charming, and my goodness did fate deliver with Pierce!
Pierce never wavered about his feelings, and whenever shenanigans would light up in her head, he would just smile at her and enjoy every bit of her craziness. It keeps him on his toes and gave him a now glitter sprinkled, brighter world that is interesting, very opposite to his boring beige world he lived in the city. He smiles more, laughs more, is ahead of Tinsley's shenanigans and meets her fiery temper with a kiss that melts her resolve like butter in the sun. He feels happier and knows that it is all Tinsley.
She resists him, because she is scared of heartbreak, and he figures that out, so he is resolute on showing her that their relationship is for life. He takes time to show her, and her being drunk and having the idea to marry Pierce was pretty hilarious. He doesn't resist one bit! She wakes up in bed and he just has this big smile again that she is his and he is hers officially. She thinks of getting an annulment, but in her heart, she doesn't really want one. She is just running scared but whenever she runs, she runs straight into Pierce's arms. I kind of wished that she didn't push him away so much, but the humour and light heartedness made it kind of fun and if Pierce was hurt by her then I wouldn't have like it. He loves that she pushes away and runs, because then he can chase her, catch her, and with a kiss show her that he isn't going anywhere. Still, I wish that she didn't resist so much.
The fact that Pierce is elated that they share all their firsts together, is the most important character trait in a romance hero for me. We get that rare, gem of a hero with Pierce! Although they are both new, they are both a quick study, and enjoy experimenting. He loves control and she likes the chase. There are many sequences of events that unfold, and it includes very prominently Tinsley's best friend Katherine who is just a hoot! She is hilarious and her story comes next! I loved her to bits, but I wish our love birds had more alone time. It's ok though, the whole story was just fantastic and the people of this small town are hilarious and loyal to each other. Pierce fit right in. I am glad we see Hollis again, from book 1 in the series. I cannot wait Katherine's story next! Lucy Darling continues to deliver one true love romances with first timers, so for her, I drop everything to read her stories! I am left with a smile on my face and best believe I will reread this again and again!
Happy reading everyone!
Profile Image for Riley 02.
203 reviews20 followers
February 3, 2026
Pierce and Tinsley

I loooooovveeeeee iiiitttt!!!! This one was … I just loved it.

First, each others firsts and onlys!! So, dual virgins here!!! Yessss.
Second, this is hilarious. I laughed so many times. It’s taking Candy and Kindred’s mischievous ideas to a higher level. The women in this town are incredible!!
These two, Tinsley and Katherine are a ticking bomb together. It’s so funny what comes out of their mouths and minds. The questions!!! I started answering them in my mind 🤭.
And Pierce is the best. He’s what I love in a MMC. Obsessive, jealous, possessive, doesn’t wait too long but also gave her space to accept him nd their relationship, sweet with her, understands her, accepts her crazy and lets her follow through some of her crazy plans until it’s time to pull in the leash. He is what she deserves, someone special that helps her accept herself and blossom.

On my way to purchase this one!!!

DV
No separation
No cheating
Safe
HEA
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262 reviews4 followers
February 3, 2026
Dual V 😍
Tinsley: (21/blonde with pink streaks/fmc) Fake it till you make it extraordinaire. Hilariously quick witted. Impulsive. Smart aleck.
Pierce: (brunette/mmc) Smart aleck. Determined.
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2,352 reviews198 followers
February 1, 2026
A hilarious story set in the love-enchanted town of New Hope (which I hope never ends, it has so much potential).

I really enjoyed the plot in this one because Pierce is secretly planning to win his girl over and Tinsley is secretly trying to lure him away from his supposedly evil plans, but actually they're just falling in love. It's so cute!

Tinsley is so quirky, sharp-tongued and quick-witted that the big business man is highly impressed with her. One ingenious meet-cute and he's ready to put his empire at her feet. I couldn't stop laughing during their first encounter, and later on, when they clash wills in her hometown, it's non-stop fun. This couple plays tricks yet is a perfect match. And the whole town is in deep.

I loved seeing so much more of New Hope and its places and inhabitants. Katherine would make such a wonderful addition to the books in this series. Rosemary too. The story is long enough to include funny dialogues, hot intimacy, behind-the-scenes plotting and lovely touches of Valentine's Day, family and community.
1,352 reviews6 followers
February 2, 2026
This book was funny, cute, and sexy all at once. Tinsley is a mess and hilarious, especially with her best friend. Their scenes had me laughing out loud and stole the show. Pierce was completely gone for her from the start, which made their chemistry so fun to read about.

The premise is over-the-top in the best way (stalker much Pierce?), and the story fully leans into it. It never takes itself too seriously and was incredibly entertaining from start to finish. I loved this series but I have to say, this was probably my favorite of the bunch.
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1,341 reviews
February 2, 2026
I've enjoyed every book in this New Hope series. Tinsley is always getting into trouble, but this time it seems the problems followed her to New Hope, and now her little magical town seems to be in danger. Pierce only needed one look to know that Tinsley was the woman for him. To him, she was unique, always getting her way, but he was always two steps ahead of her; they were perfect for each other. This story is so romantic, steamy, and incredibly fun that you won't be able to put it down.
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3,189 reviews27 followers
Review of advance copy received from Author
January 27, 2026
Pierce saw Tinsley and knew she was meant to be his. Tinsley believes certain things about him that are simply not true, but he doesn’t correct her either. This makes this one a little over the top, but I enjoyed the friendly banter between the two main characters and especially between Tinsley and her best friend.
Cute insta-love story!
Profile Image for Sil Hines.
291 reviews
February 2, 2026
great little gem!!

Tinsley’s book did not disappoint!!! She’s the town friend, that everyone loves. Pierce follows her to her town and decides he’s not going anywhere for the rest of his life. I loved the banter in this book, and the fact that all the towns people stuck together. Great little book. 10 stars from my end! 😊🤩
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1,764 reviews11 followers
February 2, 2026
Tinsley and Pierce

I absolutely LOVED these two together. Pierce was just perfect for Tinsley and her chaos. Ugh! I loved him so much from start to finish. She tried to run from him, but the man didn't let up. So good! Give it a try!
584 reviews3 followers
February 2, 2026
I loved Tinsley and Pierce! Tinsley cracked me up she was definitely a firecracker. And I loved that Pierce wanted her just the way she was the only thing he would change is making her safe. Tinsley’s actions had me laughing out loud. Great read and adorable epilogue!
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2,601 reviews5 followers
February 5, 2026
Nice Read

This was a nice read. There is a lot of laugh out loud moments with Tinsley. Pierce seems to be a quiet guy but knows exactly what he wants. Both characters were virgins and the storyline was great. A new author for me and I enjoyed reading this book
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24 reviews2 followers
February 1, 2026
I love Tinsley and Pierce! Mistaken identity and chasing after what you want. Always a good read for me. I love this series!
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893 reviews3 followers
February 2, 2026
Warm, hilarious, and full of all kinds of quirky characters. Lived this book!
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1,076 reviews10 followers
January 30, 2026
Possibly one of my favorite small town series Lucy Darling has put out! Don’t drag me if I’ve said this about a series prior to this one because it’s not my fault the author keeps putting out such addicting books that you can’t help but fall in love with. Pure comfort in a book is what this was, and I loved every moment of this read. Pierce was on a mission to land Tinsley, and boy did she walk all over that man. AND HE LOVED IT!🤣

If you want something to read that you’re so excited to come back to when you have to take a break, this may be a good one to consider. Read the rest of the series before this one to get a preview of how wild, funny, and endearing Tinsley is to her home town of New Hope.
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5,686 reviews2 followers
February 1, 2026
One of the funniest story I have read in awhile. Tinsley was more than worth the wait. Bring on Katherine.
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