2.5 stars
Oh, Oskar.
If you are at all familiar with the second campaign of Critical Role you know the origin of Tusk Love. In the D&D campaign, naive and romantic Jester finds a romance book that she ends up loving. It starts as a silly throwaway joke, but then the book is referenced throughout the entire campaign by multiple characters as the best love story ever told and quite smutty too. The fact that the Critical Role team actually reached out to Thea Guanzon to write this story is both hilarious and a perfect gift for fans.
The episode where it's first mentioned, Matt, the DM, gives a quick summary. It's a love story about a half-orc and the daughter of a wealthy merchant. They meet and travel the Amber Road. In future episodes other details are mentioned, like how a ship ends up sinking. All of these details are in this book. The team made a great job making Tusk Love follow the canon and also feeling like a book in Exandria. But I also do feel like it restrained a lot of it too.
But what about the book itself? Well, at first I liked it. I knew what I was getting into, so I found the characters charming and the story well paced.
Guinevere's caravan is attacked and the five guards hired to escort her to her parents are killed. Gwen has a secret, she's bonded to an ancient being, a fire elemental. This entity takes control over and kill most of these mercenaries, yet leaves Gwen weakened at the end. Oskar, a former blacksmith, goes out of his way to protect Guinevere and ends up becoming her guard.
At first, it's a charming relationship. Gwen is a proper lady, naive and trusting. Oskar, though grumpy, is a very noble man. They are attracted to each other immediately, and the set up is cute until like a quarter of the way through where the characters were already kissing, I think it was the third day they were travelling together? It's a short book so I understand the romance has to start soonish rather than later, but it was so rushed, that I feel like it messed a little with Gwen's development. Same with Oskar, though he is very closed off, his character only evolves to one of being grumpy, jealous and possessive by the end. Sure there are moments where you can see how sunshine Guinevere would bright Oskar's life, but to be honest I don't see how this couple would work in the end. Which, well, I guess I just didn't buy much of the chemistry.
My biggest complain however was the pacing. These two lovebirds have to travel for days to Nikodranas, where Gwen's parents live and his fiance awaits for her. However, Gwen is being hunted by a band of mercenaries that want to steal her dowry. Thus, the book is just a long journey with a lot of repetitive scenes. Being ambushed, entering a town to spend the night, kisses and smut, being ambushed, spending the night, kisses and repeat. Like I said, it's a relative short book and yet I was over it so fast. There was nothing engaging to me, I didn't enjoy the romance because I didn't see any spark. I didn't like the plot because it was too repetitive and the ending the most predictable thing. There weren't stakes, and some plot points that seem very interesting for developing the characters were pretty much ignored in the end. Gwen's relationship with the elemental, and Oskar's visit to his mother's clan.
I wanted to love this, because I love Critical Role, especially the second campaign and I'm always rooting for Thea. However, this did not work for me. I didn't like the romance, I feel like the characters were shallow to fit romance tropes, and the pacing was slow and repetitive.