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414 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 1, 2026
"I'm betrothed to an imbecile!"
Lovely. My bride had progressed from physical assault to name calling.
Lainey's hair needed to be as unrestrained and free as her spirit.
She was every star in the sky and port in the storm and shelter on the beach. Lainey was my home.
"Half a lifetime with you will be packed with so much love and adventure and amazing kisses that no selkie prince could ever live a happier, better life than me."
Then someone whispered Arrendale and I made a handsome couple, and I lost it. The pictures on the wall rattled in their frames and fell; the end tables and plant stands toppled over, dumping their contents on the floor. Pillow cushions spun in the air, along with hats, scarves, and someone’s cane.
Humans were odd creatures. They were so concerned with proprieties they missed the larger truths staring them in the face. I would never, ever, do anything to harm Lainey or compromise her virtue. But I supposed they didn’t know me well enough to recognize that particular truth.
“Because everyone is going to expect us to spend our nights together and to kiss each other. It’ll look really peculiar if we don’t.”
I held Rydon and Arrendale partly responsible for what happened, since they knew about my temper and triggered me anyway.
Even though I’d already seen Blandon’s goblin form, my heart literally froze at the sight of row after row of gruesome, gray monsters marching toward us.
“You’re going to have to be a better man if you want to win her affections.” “Even if I stop pirating tomorrow, she’d never have me. No woman would.” [...] “I’m going to find a way to break my curse, and I’m going to convince that lovely young pixie to marry me.”