A battle-hardened Federal attorney takes early retirement to pursue his dream of teaching English and coaching soccer. Despite his best efforts, it does not go well. Which begs the How can we expect anyone to thrive in this job? Join the author on his four-year odyssey of trying to live out his dream in the lawlessness of public education. The easy-to-read narrative is equal parts humor and horror on this educational journey where he gets schooled in the process.