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Slayers Gonna Slay: A Funny Adult Fantasy Action Adventure
Being a vampire slayer is messy work– especially when the monster might be the daughter of the woman I’m falling for.
My name’s Hunter Deacon. I’m a slayer, which is nothing like Buffy made it out to be. The pay is lousy, working hours are from dusk ‘til dawn, and “work-life balance” mostly means not bleeding out before sunrise. Conventional relationships don’t survive that kind of lifestyle. But I’ve got an unconventional romance in the making.
Michie, my sharp-tongued, fearless partner has got a talent for turning danger into foreplay. I keep my hands to myself because I promised her father I would. But she’s made it clear that there’s no boundary she won’t cross if the result is the two of us together.
Trying to keep things professional with Michie has been complicated enough. Then, I met Cassandra. She’s sharp, generous and we’ve got instant chemistry. But her daughter, Madison, has just given up her spot at Stanford to stay in her bedroom all day with the shades drawn and stalk around at night.
Apparently, I have a talent for meeting complicated women at the worst possible time, because there’s also Farah, a sheriff’s deputy who’s smart, relentless, and always a little too interested in what I’m doing after dark.
As bodies start rising from the dead, my suspicions are growing. But if there’s even a chance that I’m wrong about Madison, I risk killing a young woman and blowing up the one chance at a real future I’ve had in years. But if her daughter is the vampire, and I’m the slayer, what choice do I have?
Hunting the undead may be the easy part. It’s women, promises, and way too many entanglements that keep me up at night.
My name’s Hunter Deacon. I’m a slayer, which is nothing like Buffy made it out to be. The pay is lousy, working hours are from dusk ‘til dawn, and “work-life balance” mostly means not bleeding out before sunrise. Conventional relationships don’t survive that kind of lifestyle. But I’ve got an unconventional romance in the making.
Michie, my sharp-tongued, fearless partner has got a talent for turning danger into foreplay. I keep my hands to myself because I promised her father I would. But she’s made it clear that there’s no boundary she won’t cross if the result is the two of us together.
Trying to keep things professional with Michie has been complicated enough. Then, I met Cassandra. She’s sharp, generous and we’ve got instant chemistry. But her daughter, Madison, has just given up her spot at Stanford to stay in her bedroom all day with the shades drawn and stalk around at night.
Apparently, I have a talent for meeting complicated women at the worst possible time, because there’s also Farah, a sheriff’s deputy who’s smart, relentless, and always a little too interested in what I’m doing after dark.
As bodies start rising from the dead, my suspicions are growing. But if there’s even a chance that I’m wrong about Madison, I risk killing a young woman and blowing up the one chance at a real future I’ve had in years. But if her daughter is the vampire, and I’m the slayer, what choice do I have?
Hunting the undead may be the easy part. It’s women, promises, and way too many entanglements that keep me up at night.
236 pages, Kindle Edition
Published December 26, 2025
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January 11, 2026
I made it to page 11 and realized the MC is too dumb to care about, and DNF the book.
So the MC and his trusty, busty sidekick go to the morgue to look at a recently deceased individual. They con the coroner into letting them see the body, which proves to have a bite mark on the body's manhood, which is of course fully erect. Then the body reanimates and kills the coroner. Busty sidekick stabs the now animated corpse, but misses the heart and falls on her tight backside. The MC, being 5 feet away, decides he can't cut the body's head off with a knife, so instead of trying for the heart like his partner, he cuts the body's engorged manhood off. Which just really aggravates the reanimated corpse.
Why the MC decided cutting off the manhood instead of going for the heart is beyond me. If you can reach the manhood, you can reach the heart, but the manhood made more sense to this goof.
So the MC and his trusty, busty sidekick go to the morgue to look at a recently deceased individual. They con the coroner into letting them see the body, which proves to have a bite mark on the body's manhood, which is of course fully erect. Then the body reanimates and kills the coroner. Busty sidekick stabs the now animated corpse, but misses the heart and falls on her tight backside. The MC, being 5 feet away, decides he can't cut the body's head off with a knife, so instead of trying for the heart like his partner, he cuts the body's engorged manhood off. Which just really aggravates the reanimated corpse.
Why the MC decided cutting off the manhood instead of going for the heart is beyond me. If you can reach the manhood, you can reach the heart, but the manhood made more sense to this goof.
January 6, 2026
looses a star just for the ending...it just seemed like a normal chapter. What really killed it for me was the chemistry, the dynamics had potential, but didn't come close to sticking the landing for me. The two LI's don't seem like real people to me, it had me sold for the first half, but the 'relationships' that start are very cringe and don't feel like decisions a rational modern women would make. The writing itself it great, world building is fine, books short so not a whole lot of time for it. And that cover art is on point.
January 17, 2026
Almost Great
Kade had me going through out 99% of the novel, but then he killed it by ending the book BEFORE the climax. I love the writing, the plot, and the characters but that doesn’t excuse ending the book before it’s over. This isn’t daytime tv!
Kade had me going through out 99% of the novel, but then he killed it by ending the book BEFORE the climax. I love the writing, the plot, and the characters but that doesn’t excuse ending the book before it’s over. This isn’t daytime tv!
December 31, 2025
brings a few tv shows and a couple books to mind but none of them cross the line you wantthwm to, well this one will.
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