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304 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1967


Today I sent an inlaid box to England. The shop owner was convinced I was sending it to a girl-friend.
‘You will give me the address and I will post it to her’, he said. He gazed at the name. ‘Miss E. Horn. So she lives in Oxford. Is she a student there?’
No, she was not a student. In vain I told him she was my eighty-year old nanny.
‘How old is she really? Is she beautiful?’
‘Yes’, I said, ‘certainly my nanny is beautiful’.
‘Then I will send her a little souvenir in the box. Perhaps I will write something’. He stuck a pen between his teeth. ‘Miss E. Horn’ he repeated, and the words took on an added rapture through the Damascene accent. I left him humped behind his counter, wondering what sort of note he would enclose. A number of lavish Arab precedents have become standard. Nanny might smell like ambergris or have the eyes of a young gazelle. Perhaps she would rival the full moon or shine like anemones. It was all very satisfying.