Deep in the Rocky Mountains, an ancient evil has awoken. The town of New Pandora, a ski mecca for the ultra wealthy created atop the ruins of a crumbling mining town, recently received a new center piece. In the middle of the roundabout, a replica of an Assyrian death cult obelisk was just delivered. The town paid little attention to the macabre artwork when the new extreme winter sports competition arrived, setting up at the base of Hunter’s Peak. The coming competition is even distraction enough for the local Sheriff to cover up a few werewolf attacks, but when the dead begin rising from their graves, the half-pipe runs are postponed. The local used bookstore owner / powerful techno-pagan, and a mysterious stranger to town seem to be the only ones who know the true threat of the obelisk.Marcus the fearless snowboarder, Jaimia the Polynesian werewolf, and Jameson the Australian soldier of fortune must unravel the mystery of how a six-thousand year old Assyrian artifact found its way into the Colorado Rockies or be consumed by the horde of living dead drawn to it."Half-Pipe to Hell is a creepy avalanche of accelerating horror and suspense." --James P. Blaylock, author of The Last Coin
Alex and Becky have agreed to write each other’s bios for Goodreads… Alex made his name and managed to finagle a few beers out of fans by penning a long running comic strip about the life and times during college of him, his friends, and his beloved girlfriend Becky. When college ended, he made the stumblingly awkward transition to more mainstream writing endeavors like zombie books and possibly fortune cookies. Eventually he hopes to get his church of Cthulhu off the ground, literally, as it is an airship constructed from a single wide trailer and Thanksgiving parade floats. In the writing shared (unequally) between him and the aforementioned beloved girlfriend, his sections tend to be the subjectively more funny ones and/or the action sequences.