The Hole

by K.D. Davies

Paul has always lived with intrusive thoughts - those fleeting, irrational urges everyone gets and everyone ignores. Everyone, that is, except Paul. Cruising the high seas, alone in the cabin bathroom miles from shore, he gives in to one reckless thought he cannot shake.

What follows is gross out carnage and Paul's race for survival. Darkly comic, unsettling and unexpectedly human, The Hole explores curiosity, impulse, and the dangerous question at the heart of every intrusive thought, what if I actually did it?

The perfect read for anyone looking for their next gross out, splatterpunk short story.

Genres: Horror

58 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 25, 2026

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars. I haven't seen this much fecal-based content since Jonathan Butcher's Chocolateman. Sure, there were a bunch of grammatical errors and the story itself was just all over the place, but it sure was one helluva fun ride. I honestly feel like I need to shower again after reading this and if you dive into this adventure, you'll understand why. I wanted some more details to the story to really bring it all together. That was my only real critique on this one. Yeah, there was poop and a dog and a ship and even a creature named Sir Shits Alot, but things got fuzzy, especially towards the end. And then the story was just over. I just needed some additional context and it would have really elevated this much further. Still enjoyable, in a filthy sort of way.

[Victoria · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book takes a bizarre turn with a cruise ship poop disaster. Not as extreme as I expected, but the setting was surprisingly creative. I appreciate that it tried something different, even if it didn’t quite hit the mark for me.

[Yvonne (the putrid Shelf) · Rating 5 out of 5]

Damn those intrusive thoughts

[Dan Freeman · Rating 4 out of 5]

A disgustingly frenetic book where you never know what will happen next!

When Paul lets his intrusive thoughts win and pushes the 'Do Not Flush' button, he's sent spiralling into a nightmarish cesspool of indescribable proportions.

Between a half-mad forager, giant eyeball boiling heaters, and a sentient sh*t with literal hand cannons, he needs to do anything and everything to survive.

This one was short and sweet, and very fun. Absurdist comedy as a splatterpunk is definitely something I want to see more of, and this fills that gap.

My highlight is definitely the villainous "Sit Shits Alot", an unexplained sentient turd, the likes of which I've not encountered since The Great Mighty Poo (if you know you know)

Full of twists and turns, this u-bend of a novella will grip you start to finish.

[Klaus Kinion · Rating 4 out of 5]

There are 132 uses of the word "shit" in this short novella, and yet somehow, THE HOLE remains an endearing and oddly wholesome horror adventure, overflowing with unique imagery and creatively disgusting scenarios.

[Kieran Hatton · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book starts with a push of a button and Paul giving in to his intrusive thoughts! I’d probably end up in the same position as him 😂.

This was a very fun, disgusting read that’s gets straight into the action of bowels of the book 💩.

I was very invested in the characters of the book and the character I didn’t expect to appear was dog in training, Lucky.

Definitely a must read as I couldn’t put this book down once I started.

[Mike Shockley · Rating 4 out of 5]

These books are insane lol what a ride. If the sign says, "Don't Flush while Seated," you better listen lol

[Kevin C · Rating 3 out of 5]

What a Shity Story!!!

Literally!!! Ever think what would happen if your toilet sucked you down in to a cesspool of putrid only to be up against a "King of Poo". Going from one situation to a even worse situation when you think everything is going to be better. Well, this story is all that..And a lot more!!!
I had a hard time getting into this. I think it's just me, but it dragged a bit. If you like sick a nd fluid stories, rhinoceros for you.

[SeveredTherapy · Rating 5 out of 5]

What a wild ride.

This is a book about friendship, perseverance, and poop.

It was absolutely crazy from beginning to end, with the perfect mix of disgust and humor, melding together to create a masterpiece of "wtf."

The fact that the author typically writes YA made this even more hilarious.

5 out of 5 severed thumbs-up.

[lolly Storm sparrow · Rating 4 out of 5]

Bit of a Shite book!

Do NOT push the button 🚫

My first book by this author, it definitely won't be my last!
I thoroughly enjoyed this horrific tale of Paul and his perilous poop infested horror.
I needed some light entertainment and this hit the very spot.
💩💩💩💩/5

[SJ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Paul sets out to enjoy a cruise with his family, but one reckless moment sends everything spiraling. What follows is grotesque and disturbing. I really enjoyed this one. It's odd and funny in its twisted way. The pacing is fast, and it makes for a great read.

[Tina Harvey · Rating 3 out of 5]

Loved the idea and thought process (thank god hubby never did press!)

It’s the shittiest book I’ve read so far, in a good way 💩

Had to read some bits a couple of times to make sense who was saying what but still enjoyed it.

Great book to keep by the loo for a quick read
PS don’t flush😉

[Shelley Tabberner]

So funny and gross

Laughed so hard at this. Was amazing and disgusting all at the same time.
Read it so fast and love it from start to finish.
Highly recommend.

[Rayven · Rating 5 out of 5]

Disgusting but funny

This was gross, silly and fun I enjoyed the read :) ever heard of curiosity killed the cat well thats this book 😅

[Milagro 💜]

I can’t believe I read this SHIT 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Amanda Elizabeth Myers · Rating 4 out of 5]

Absolutely disgusting but a fun read. Have you ever imagined what falling into a port-a-potty would be like? If so, this book will explain it all to you in every poopy detail. If you have never had that thought. You will be intrigued and disgusted!!

[Anthony Gregorey · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ok so this book was highly disturbing, BUT I could not put the book down!!!!! I mean talk about creativitayyyyy!! If you get queasy then def rethink this book but if you can read a vile book while eating then this is the book for you cuz I definitely gagged throughout the entire book lol

[Aria · Rating 1 out of 5]

Ive decided that toilets and cruise ships are a big fat no.

[Chewable Orb · Rating 4 out of 5]

The Hole by K.D. Davies
4.35 rounded down to 4🔮🔮🔮🔮orbs
Out Now!! Available on Kindle Unlimited!
Self-Published

Self-Inflicted Purgatory…

💡 Orbs Prologue: "Orb, I have found you guilty of vile transgressions towards your fellow man. To serve your sentence, you are ordered to remain in purgatory until I deem your debts paid,” an authoritative voice echoes throughout the circular chamber. A sudden unlocking of my arm straps gives way to an invisible trapdoor beneath my chair, and I find myself free-falling. I land with a jarring thud, and a viscous mucus helps glide me along what appears to be an intestinal tract, much like a waterslide. Faintly in the distance, a demonic gurgle can be heard, as if chasing me down this internal tube. Can I say this is fun? Thrilling, even, like being Indiana Jones being chased by a giant boulder? Excitement gathers in the form of giddiness, as if a child at an amusement park, when suddenly a giant skin-puckered orifice appears. And this is where the terror begins…..

🧐 A small glimpse: Obey the signs! Paul, seemingly an intelligent fellow, is enticed to do the unthinkable and break a cardinal rule of the cruise ship. Lacking self-control, the impulses become too much to resist. This singular decision will have some dire consequences. Our author, K.D. Davies, has time to make readers pay in tandem as we enter a world of fetid mounds and a cacophony of visceral displeasure. This small sliver of degrading humiliation pales in comparison to the in-life shudders and rising bile that this novella coaxes deep within everyone involved. Two friends and a dog, relegated to the same fate, band as one, tasked to overcome the most disturbing scene in cruise ship history!

👍 Orbs Pros: Fearless content!!! Ahhh, my old friend, splatterpunk! You hit so hard and leave me utterly speechless. If I may, reading this reminded me of being a young child listening to Eddie Murphy, cracking up, and being appalled at the same time. Looking to my left and right, I'm not sure if I should be consuming such vulgarity. K.D. Davies, this was extremely horrific, and yet I couldn’t stop reading! The driver of the “Bus of Bad Dreams” takes you to a forbidden place, only to drop you off while simultaneously flipping you the bird as the smoke from charred rubber coats your eyelids from the burnout of their subsequent getaway. Was this a pro? To be stranded on Hershey Hwy. with anxiety riding shotgun? Why yes, yes it was. This was brilliant, and I loved every minute of it! Debilitatingly satisfying! I should also mention the amazing cover artwork, which gets a huge two thumbs up for accurately depicting this story in all its creepy glory.

👎 Orbs Cons: The most obvious con is that every bit of the content is nasty! The visions conjured here are not for the faint of heart, and I am not going to kid myself into thinking everyone will love this novella. However, if you love laughing and dry-heaving at the same time, this will not disappoint! Dare I say it was too short? I wanted more of this twisted world! For most, this little palate cleanser (snickering as I write this) will be more than enough.

Highly Recommended! For splatterpunk enthusiasts, this is a must-read! For those on the fence, the novel is not overly bloody, but its grossness meters are off the charts, lending itself to a bit of comedic relief along the way. Considering the novella is 58 pages long, I have purposely been vague in this review.

💡 Orbs Epilogue: Splash!!!! Rivulets of brown liquid envelope my existence, whose pungent smell suffocates, rendering me mummy-like as if in a tomb of mephitic vapors. Is this the bowels of hell? Dark, dank, and revolting! Floating around in the abyss of unnaturalness, coated with the dregs of nighttime feedings of decomposing chips. I begin calling out when another appears, floating to the surface, like bobbing for apples, with corn-stained teeth. He begins to tell me of his experiences and how others have met their unfortunate demise. Slowly, he cocks his head. “I am glad you are here, Orb.” I would laugh, but the intensely flavored aroma reminiscent of an amusement park porta-potty simply bombards my senses to the point of teary-eyed discombobulation. “We should have heeded the warning!” he reluctantly admits. This is where I leave you, dear friends, swimming in a vat of regret, wondering if my own expiration is near, wondering if this is death itself, or if I am the butt of a cruel joke to the powers that be...

[J. Tarmac · Rating 5 out of 5]

Silly and splattery as shit!

"Paul kneeled down in the gloop and took Lucky’s head in his hands. I mean what’s a bit more shit between friends right? Paul thought.”

Well, what a way to start the day! I'd just finished changing the baby's nappy before reading this fecal fun from KD Davies, effectively giving me a 4d experience of the messy mayhem she's conjured up! All it takes is one fateful flush to send Paul hurtling down to shit town; the internal arse chamber of the cruise ship that he and his family are currently holidaying on.

Within the bum-chutney bowels of the ship, Paul discovers a small collection of other unfortunate victims; those that would not resist the lure of the flush. It's within this claustrophobic stink that Paul learns of Sir Shits Alot; an anthropomorphised turd terror, the guardian of the butt-chunk kingdom. Will our shit-stained heroes defeat the bowel-bastard, or are they destined to become eternal prisoners of The Hole?

This one was incredibly silly, but also so much fun! A short tale that I managed in one quick hit, but definitely left a shit-smear impression. Technically speaking, I thought that The Hole displayed a noticeable improvement in writing skill and structure from Davies, exploring a simple but effective story arc quickly with plenty of entertainment value. The additional note explaining that this story was based on KD's husbands curious question while on holiday was a great bit of inside info. A good few scenes had me cringing in repulsion before landing a great little line that pushed the comedy forward. I'm wondering if maybe there's room for a Sir Shits Alot prequel? As I'd love to see how the mammoth turd boss ended up becoming such a monstrous fiend within the ship, especially as it's alluded to that his formation would have effectively torn a person's arse in half! Ripe ground for splattery horror right there. This was a pleasure to read, though, now I feel like I should go wash my hands...

[VibekeN · Rating 4 out of 5]

Paul is just like you and me. He has an intrusive thought –when something says ”do not pull“, he pulls.

This is a bizarre, wildly captivating story about friendships formed in the shittiest place you can imagine. Looking out for each other. Unlikely bonds. And an enemy. A great enemy.
Coming face to face with the edge of life makes you desperately want to stay alive.
But will they survive?
They are in deep shit. Literally.

I got ridiculously invested in these characters. Davies’ writing is sharp, nasty, and darkly funny in just the right way. I didn’t take long to connect with Paul, his new friend Jerry, and an unlucky dog named Lucky.

I’d recommend The Hole to readers who want a fun, short, bizarre read–packed with fecal horror, heart, and humor. I enjoyed it far more than I expected to.

Be careful out there. Don’t push the big red button.
Or do. Maybe someone will write a book about you.

Happy reading!

-Vibeke 🖤

[Charlene (Char) ❤︎ ❀˖° ❤︎ · Rating 4 out of 5]

Dive into a quick read where the action kicks off right from the start! KD takes you on a wild ride exploring what happens when you let your intrusive thoughts run wild—spoiler alert: it turns into a nightmare.

Meet Paul, a guy enjoying a cruise with his family, living it up and having a blast. But then he decides to give in to his wild side and break the rules just this once. What unfolds is a truly grotesque scene that might make even the toughest stomachs turn. Seriously, I suggest you avoid snacking while you’re reading this book.

It’s packed with humor, moves at a breakneck pace, and is all about the fight for survival. If you’re into being grossed out and testing your reading limits, you definitely need to check this one out!

Thank you KD, for the ARC! All thoughts and opinions expressed are my own. 🖤

[Maggie · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 Stars
A cautionary tale of the dangers of letting those pesky intrusive thoughts win, The Hole is silly chaos from start to finish. Paul is on a cruise with his family. And, on a trip to the bathroom, he decides to see what happens when you flush the toilet while still seated. IMMEDIATE regret floods him as he is dragged down the plumbing into a literal shit storm hell hole. There, he and two other men must fight for their lives against a sentient shit monster, orgins unknown, that blocks the singular way to get out alive. The only other way out is to become human jerky in the dehydration chambers.

This story is fun but very silly, and chaotic as a badger stuck in a bag of bees. While shit is gross, the grossness does become one note a little quickly.

I want to thank KD Davies for giving me the chance to be on the ARC team for this novella!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I feel the need to wash my hands.

[Paula · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well, that was a rather "shitty" way to start the year! Not with a bang, but with a plop and a squelch!
Paul was on vacation with his family when he made an impulsive decision that led him to one of the grossest and filthiest places I've never thought about, until KD wrote about it. What would Paul find there?
This is rather nasty, but in a funny way! The pace and length are just right. I enjoyed the absurdity and unseriousness of it. Dare I say that there were even a couple of tender moments in there, against the backdrop of constantly falling shit, but if you think about it, that's life!
Thank you for the ARC, KD!

[Lia's Haunted Library · Rating 4 out of 5]

Signs exist for a reason. Stop at intersections. Don’t mix toothpaste and orange juice. And for the love of everything holy, don’t flush while still sitting on the toilet.

We follow a trio who ignore all common sense and immediately find themselves in a truly shitty situation. Literally. What follows is a disgusting, absurd descent into bathroom horror where survival means facing off against the notorious Sir Shitsalot and clawing their way out of a hellscape no one asked for.

This is gross, ridiculous, and fully aware of what it’s doing; this is the kind of story that makes you laugh, gag, and question your life choices all at once.

[Raychel Klotz · Rating 4 out of 5]

ARC Review

If your ever curious about how many different terms there are for po*p, then read this Sh*t filled Novella!

Do you have intrusive thoughts? Well, Paul certainly did. He just had to push the button on the toilet that said “DO NOT push”

Filled with so much sewage, this novella takes a swim in the underbellies of a cruise ship where Paul meets like minded button pushers.

Comedy mingled with human waste that was Light hearted and fun to read <3

[Justin Boote · Rating 4 out of 5]

Well this was a fun read!!
Paul is alone on a cruise with his intrusive thoughts and when he goes to the toilet he has a sudden urge. What follows is a bizarre series of events that will make him and others think twice next time.
A nasty one, yet fun, with some quite gross scenes that will have you cringing and grimacing with the relentless scenery! Available on Godless, coming to Amazon, January 25th.

[Rebecca Bectoria · Rating 4 out of 5]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm still laughing, I don't think I've ever read a book about shit before but now I have!!!

What I loved was if there's a sign saying not to press this button while on the toilet we just know that most of us would try it out 🫣. Sir Shit A lot is my new favourite name ever 🤣. This book was gross but had some sadness to it too but such a great short story, my first by this author but not my last.

[Jessica Bradford · Rating 3 out of 5]

I have no earthly idea why the hell I had this book in my kindle library as a purchased book but it was there so here we are. I needed a quick read to get me through a slump or to pull me out of a slump and I couldn’t make up my mind on what I wanted to read next. I was a little burnt out on fantasy and I wasn’t in the mood for romance so when I saw the blood on the cover this one just sort of jumped out and said “read me”.

I can’t be held responsible for the books that end up in my possession during stuff your kindle days because that’s the only explanation that I can come up with as to how I ended up with this one.

If you’ve ever been on the toilet and seen a sign that said, “do not flush while seated” and thought to yourself “what will happen if I actually did flush the toilet while I was sitting down” then this is the book you need.

While on a cruise, Paul, has that intrusive thought that told him to just do it. Go ahead and flush the toilet while you’re sitting, I mean what’s the worst that could happen right? Well, a lot of SHIT happens. Literally. I mean there’s a character dubbed Sir Shits A Lot so if that doesn’t tell you anything, I don’t what will.

This was marked as splatterpunk/horror but I really didn’t get horror vibes from it. It was more like a splattercom if that’s even a thing. At just 58 pages I found myself laughing at some of the scenes because the author really wrote a book about shit. I do mean shit literally because there has to be the word shit in this book about 150 times.

Anyways, read the book if you feel you want to see what it’s about.

[Wicked Habit · Rating 4 out of 5]

While on a vacation cruise with his family, Paul listened to his intrusive thought and decides to flush while sitting on the toilet….super shitty idea.
He wakes up to find himself in the “bowels” of the shit…ahem I mean ship and he has to fight for his life.

“Only Paul knew he had taken a one way trip to brown town.”

The poop puns were spot on. Lighthearted and funny.