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Barking Orders: A Dog’s Diary of Chaos, Loyalty, and Squirrel Surveillance
Humans think they’re in charge.
Adorable, really.
Roxy is a Black Heeler. A working breed. A professional. A creature designed to maintain order while the people in her house wander around inventing hobbies, losing socks, and acting shocked when the mailman shows up again.
Barking Orders is Roxy’s official report on managing a modern household in Toronto, where every day includes at least one of the
an attempted squirrel invasion
a vacuum monster with cable entanglement disorder
a “quick pee” that turns into a full perimeter sweep
a mysterious disappearance of food that was clearly left unattended on purpose
a human who thinks a “fake throw” is funny
Told in short, sharp chapters, this book is a hilarious, sensory, nose-first look at domestic life through the eyes of a dog who takes security, snacks, and supervision very seriously.
You’ll
the human Roxy chose to adopt (and train)
the wife, who believes in rules until the dog breaks them
Cooper (a colleague, sometimes)
and the many enemies of the household, including weather, delivery drivers, and anything that dares to exist near the hydrangeas
If you’ve ever been judged by your dog, audited by your dog, or followed to the bathroom by your dog, you already know the
You don’t own a cattle dog.
You work for one.
Barking Orders is for dog people who like their humor dry, their chapters quick, and their “aww” moments earned, not forced.
Adorable, really.
Roxy is a Black Heeler. A working breed. A professional. A creature designed to maintain order while the people in her house wander around inventing hobbies, losing socks, and acting shocked when the mailman shows up again.
Barking Orders is Roxy’s official report on managing a modern household in Toronto, where every day includes at least one of the
an attempted squirrel invasion
a vacuum monster with cable entanglement disorder
a “quick pee” that turns into a full perimeter sweep
a mysterious disappearance of food that was clearly left unattended on purpose
a human who thinks a “fake throw” is funny
Told in short, sharp chapters, this book is a hilarious, sensory, nose-first look at domestic life through the eyes of a dog who takes security, snacks, and supervision very seriously.
You’ll
the human Roxy chose to adopt (and train)
the wife, who believes in rules until the dog breaks them
Cooper (a colleague, sometimes)
and the many enemies of the household, including weather, delivery drivers, and anything that dares to exist near the hydrangeas
If you’ve ever been judged by your dog, audited by your dog, or followed to the bathroom by your dog, you already know the
You don’t own a cattle dog.
You work for one.
Barking Orders is for dog people who like their humor dry, their chapters quick, and their “aww” moments earned, not forced.
- GenresMemoir
121 pages, Paperback
Published January 4, 2026
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March 5, 2026
Barking Orders is a must read for dog lovers!
Let's be clear, Barking Orders is just a mindless fun read.
This book functions as a journal from typical dog, and each chapter is a different entry from the dogs point of view that is just so funny to read. Every single chapter of this book had me laughing out loud.
To give you a preview let me provide you my favorite quote, "I am justice in fur form." This quote and everything around it will certainly serve to entertain.
Barking Orders just made me happy.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
Let's be clear, Barking Orders is just a mindless fun read.
This book functions as a journal from typical dog, and each chapter is a different entry from the dogs point of view that is just so funny to read. Every single chapter of this book had me laughing out loud.
To give you a preview let me provide you my favorite quote, "I am justice in fur form." This quote and everything around it will certainly serve to entertain.
Barking Orders just made me happy.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
May 14, 2026
This was such a fun and entertaining read told from Roxy the cattle dog’s POV. Her personality and perspective made the story feel unique and fun. The humour throughout the book had me laughing out loud, making it a very enjoyable read. This is a must read for animal lovers.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 28, 2026
I received an advance review copy from BookSirens for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
This is a short book but I started it while in the hospital recovering from abdominal surgery. I had to put it down because it hurt too much to laugh. I love the goofy humor of this book and want to read the whole series.
This is a short book but I started it while in the hospital recovering from abdominal surgery. I had to put it down because it hurt too much to laugh. I love the goofy humor of this book and want to read the whole series.
January 25, 2026
I picked this up expecting a cute dog story. What I got was a masterclass in comedic timing, heartfelt loyalty, and the most accurate depiction of human-dog relationships.
Roxy isn't just narrating her life—she's conducting a full-scale anthropological study on the peculiar mammals she's chosen to manage. From the opening line ("Humans think they're in charge. Adorable, really."), I was hooked. Her voice is sharp, witty, and absolutely dripping with the kind of confidence only a cattle dog could possess.
The chapter titles alone are worth the price of admission: "The Great Bath Betrayal," "Operation Squirrel Surveillance," "The Dishwasher Affair," and my personal favorite, "The Satellite of Shame" (if you've ever put a cone on a pet, prepare to feel judged). Each one delivers exactly what it promises, plus a healthy dose of chaos and unconditional love.
What makes this book special isn't just the humor—though I genuinely laughed out loud multiple times, especially during the fake throw analysis and the pickleball invasion saga. It's the surprisingly touching moments woven throughout. Roxy's unwavering presence during her human's dark moment perfectly captures what dogs do best: they stay. They guard the silence. They remind us we're not alone.
Roxy's observations about daily life—from breakfast warfare to doorbell diplomacy—feel both hilariously exaggerated and deeply true. Any dog owner will recognize their pet in these pages, whether it's the strategic sock theft, the leash conspiracy theories, or the inexplicable hatred of the vacuum cleaner.
This book is perfect for dog lovers, anyone who's ever lost a battle with their pet, people who appreciate dry humor with a side of fur, and humans who need reminding that they're not actually in charge.
Whether you're a dog person, a cat person (Roxy has opinions about you), or just someone who enjoys sharp, funny writing with genuine heart, this book delivers. It's a quick, delightful read that somehow manages to be both ridiculous and profound.
Roxy isn't just narrating her life—she's conducting a full-scale anthropological study on the peculiar mammals she's chosen to manage. From the opening line ("Humans think they're in charge. Adorable, really."), I was hooked. Her voice is sharp, witty, and absolutely dripping with the kind of confidence only a cattle dog could possess.
The chapter titles alone are worth the price of admission: "The Great Bath Betrayal," "Operation Squirrel Surveillance," "The Dishwasher Affair," and my personal favorite, "The Satellite of Shame" (if you've ever put a cone on a pet, prepare to feel judged). Each one delivers exactly what it promises, plus a healthy dose of chaos and unconditional love.
What makes this book special isn't just the humor—though I genuinely laughed out loud multiple times, especially during the fake throw analysis and the pickleball invasion saga. It's the surprisingly touching moments woven throughout. Roxy's unwavering presence during her human's dark moment perfectly captures what dogs do best: they stay. They guard the silence. They remind us we're not alone.
Roxy's observations about daily life—from breakfast warfare to doorbell diplomacy—feel both hilariously exaggerated and deeply true. Any dog owner will recognize their pet in these pages, whether it's the strategic sock theft, the leash conspiracy theories, or the inexplicable hatred of the vacuum cleaner.
This book is perfect for dog lovers, anyone who's ever lost a battle with their pet, people who appreciate dry humor with a side of fur, and humans who need reminding that they're not actually in charge.
Whether you're a dog person, a cat person (Roxy has opinions about you), or just someone who enjoys sharp, funny writing with genuine heart, this book delivers. It's a quick, delightful read that somehow manages to be both ridiculous and profound.
June 13, 2026
Barking Mad
Woof woof arf ruff woof. Arf woof ruff, arf arf woof. Ruff woof ruff arf woof. Arf arf woof. Woof woof ruff, arf. Ruff woof rrrrrr arf ruff. Rrrrr woof arf ruff. Woof arf arf Phantom ruff ruff rrrr woof. Awooooo!
Translation (paraphrased):
A sweet and funny look at life from a dog’s point of view. Human training tips and food stealing suggestions. How do deal with dog indignities like the cone of shame. Makes me wish my Phantom had kept a journal. Tender and barking mad!
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Woof woof arf ruff woof. Arf woof ruff, arf arf woof. Ruff woof ruff arf woof. Arf arf woof. Woof woof ruff, arf. Ruff woof rrrrrr arf ruff. Rrrrr woof arf ruff. Woof arf arf Phantom ruff ruff rrrr woof. Awooooo!
Translation (paraphrased):
A sweet and funny look at life from a dog’s point of view. Human training tips and food stealing suggestions. How do deal with dog indignities like the cone of shame. Makes me wish my Phantom had kept a journal. Tender and barking mad!
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 8, 2026
Alright, let's talk about Barking Orders by Roxy the Cattle Dog. From the sound of it, this isn't just another pet book; it's a deep dive into the true hierarchy of a modern household, told by the actual boss
Overall Impression- If you've ever suspected your dog is secretly running the show, "Barking Orders" sounds like a confirmation delivered with a healthy dose of wit. The premise alone – humans thinking they're in charge, bless their hearts – is enough to make any dog owner chuckle knowingly. Roxy, a Black Heeler and self-proclaimed "professional," apparently lays out her official report on managing her Toronto-based human staff, which sounds like an absolute riot.
What to Expect (and Love!) - The book promises a "hilarious, sensory, nose-first look at domestic life" through Roxy's very serious eyes, and that's incredibly appealing. We're talking short, sharp chapters covering classic dog-owner scenarios: the attempted squirrel invasion (a daily battle, I'm sure), the dreaded vacuum monster, the "quick pee" that expands into a full perimeter sweep, mysteriously disappearing unattended food, and the utterly baffling human invention of the "fake throw." Honestly, if you own a dog, you've lived these moments, and seeing them from the dog's perspective is pure gold.
The cast of characters sounds perfectly relatable too: the human Roxy "chose to adopt (and train)," the wife who has rules until Roxy breaks them, and even a "colleague" named Cooper. And let's not forget the household's myriad enemies, which apparently include weather, delivery drivers, and anything that dares to exist too close to the hydrangeas. This specific detailing paints a vivid picture of Roxy's world and her priorities, which revolve around security, snacks, and supervision – exactly what you'd expect from a canine overlord.
Where It Could Shine (A Little Constructive Bark) - Given the "short, sharp chapters" format, the key to its success will likely be in balancing the episodic nature with a sense of continuous narrative or character development. While standalone anecdotes are great, a subtle progression in Roxy's "management style" or her relationship with her staff could add an extra layer of engagement. Does she learn anything from their human foibles? Or do they ever almost get it right in her eyes?
Also, while the humour sounds fantastic and utterly relatable, maintaining that "hilarious" tone consistently without it becoming repetitive will be crucial. The description hints at a very strong, distinct voice for Roxy, which is promising. If she can keep delivering fresh insights into the mundane chaos of human life, drawing from her "working breed" professionalism, it'll be a winner. Hopefully, the "sensory, nose-first" elements are integrated naturally, adding to the dog's perspective without feeling forced or overly detailed to the point of distraction.
Who's This For?- If you've ever felt the piercing judgment of your dog's stare, been audited by their relentless presence, or followed to the bathroom as if you're about to escape, then this book is absolutely for you. It taps into that universal truth for dog owners: you don't own a cattle dog; you work for one. And honestly, it sounds like a job worth signing up for, especially if it involves reading Roxy's official reports.
In short, Barking Orders sounds like a wonderfully charming, laugh-out-loud perspective on modern domestic life, perfectly pitched for anyone who loves dogs and suspects their furry friend is the real mastermind. I'm definitely intrigued to see Roxy's full management strategy unfold!
Overall Impression- If you've ever suspected your dog is secretly running the show, "Barking Orders" sounds like a confirmation delivered with a healthy dose of wit. The premise alone – humans thinking they're in charge, bless their hearts – is enough to make any dog owner chuckle knowingly. Roxy, a Black Heeler and self-proclaimed "professional," apparently lays out her official report on managing her Toronto-based human staff, which sounds like an absolute riot.
What to Expect (and Love!) - The book promises a "hilarious, sensory, nose-first look at domestic life" through Roxy's very serious eyes, and that's incredibly appealing. We're talking short, sharp chapters covering classic dog-owner scenarios: the attempted squirrel invasion (a daily battle, I'm sure), the dreaded vacuum monster, the "quick pee" that expands into a full perimeter sweep, mysteriously disappearing unattended food, and the utterly baffling human invention of the "fake throw." Honestly, if you own a dog, you've lived these moments, and seeing them from the dog's perspective is pure gold.
The cast of characters sounds perfectly relatable too: the human Roxy "chose to adopt (and train)," the wife who has rules until Roxy breaks them, and even a "colleague" named Cooper. And let's not forget the household's myriad enemies, which apparently include weather, delivery drivers, and anything that dares to exist too close to the hydrangeas. This specific detailing paints a vivid picture of Roxy's world and her priorities, which revolve around security, snacks, and supervision – exactly what you'd expect from a canine overlord.
Where It Could Shine (A Little Constructive Bark) - Given the "short, sharp chapters" format, the key to its success will likely be in balancing the episodic nature with a sense of continuous narrative or character development. While standalone anecdotes are great, a subtle progression in Roxy's "management style" or her relationship with her staff could add an extra layer of engagement. Does she learn anything from their human foibles? Or do they ever almost get it right in her eyes?
Also, while the humour sounds fantastic and utterly relatable, maintaining that "hilarious" tone consistently without it becoming repetitive will be crucial. The description hints at a very strong, distinct voice for Roxy, which is promising. If she can keep delivering fresh insights into the mundane chaos of human life, drawing from her "working breed" professionalism, it'll be a winner. Hopefully, the "sensory, nose-first" elements are integrated naturally, adding to the dog's perspective without feeling forced or overly detailed to the point of distraction.
Who's This For?- If you've ever felt the piercing judgment of your dog's stare, been audited by their relentless presence, or followed to the bathroom as if you're about to escape, then this book is absolutely for you. It taps into that universal truth for dog owners: you don't own a cattle dog; you work for one. And honestly, it sounds like a job worth signing up for, especially if it involves reading Roxy's official reports.
In short, Barking Orders sounds like a wonderfully charming, laugh-out-loud perspective on modern domestic life, perfectly pitched for anyone who loves dogs and suspects their furry friend is the real mastermind. I'm definitely intrigued to see Roxy's full management strategy unfold!
March 19, 2026
My daughter’s car has a bumper sticker that says, “The more I know men, the more I love my dog.” From a dog lover’s perspective, it is certainly arguable that the world would be better if people were more like dogs—loyal, empathetic, and unfailingly loving. That’s a sentiment that would likely be endorsed by Roxy the Cattle Dog, in the quasi-novella, “Barking Orders.”
Roxy introduces this collection of 45 short anecdotes by explaining, “This is my diary. Or, as I prefer to call it: my official report on human management.” The topics she covers will be familiar to any dog-owner, including “Operation Squirrel Surveillance,” “The Great Bath Betrayal,” “Thunderstorm Protocol,” “The Skunk Incident,” and “Laser Pointer Treason.” In each, she provides a canine interpretation of ordinary interactions with her human.
From Roxy’s point of view, the human is remiss in living up to many of her reasonable expectations. Usually, these arise from fundamental misunderstandings. For example, when Roxy goes sniffing in the garbage, she reflects, “Trash to you. A possible encrypted message to me.” She characterizes some of the more severe conflicts as almost traitorous, such as “The Vet Visit the Shook Democracy,” she recounts that:
“When I spotted the thermometer, I clamped down hard. Oh no, that was not going there. The vet gave my human a ‘this might tickle’ smile—betrayal!... This wasn’t a checkup; it was an ambush.”
“Barking Orders” is a quick read with many amusing, and some heartwarming moments. But don’t mistake it for a work of literature. Basic elements of storytelling such as plot, setting, and character development are moot. Don’t expect masterful execution of technique. There is, however, somewhat of a theme, and that is perhaps best expressed in “The Day the Human Was Sad:”
“Sometimes the mission isn’t to bark, or chase, or patrol. Sometimes, it’s just to be there. To be the warm body that reminds him he’s not alone.”
That works both ways, Roxy
Roxy introduces this collection of 45 short anecdotes by explaining, “This is my diary. Or, as I prefer to call it: my official report on human management.” The topics she covers will be familiar to any dog-owner, including “Operation Squirrel Surveillance,” “The Great Bath Betrayal,” “Thunderstorm Protocol,” “The Skunk Incident,” and “Laser Pointer Treason.” In each, she provides a canine interpretation of ordinary interactions with her human.
From Roxy’s point of view, the human is remiss in living up to many of her reasonable expectations. Usually, these arise from fundamental misunderstandings. For example, when Roxy goes sniffing in the garbage, she reflects, “Trash to you. A possible encrypted message to me.” She characterizes some of the more severe conflicts as almost traitorous, such as “The Vet Visit the Shook Democracy,” she recounts that:
“When I spotted the thermometer, I clamped down hard. Oh no, that was not going there. The vet gave my human a ‘this might tickle’ smile—betrayal!... This wasn’t a checkup; it was an ambush.”
“Barking Orders” is a quick read with many amusing, and some heartwarming moments. But don’t mistake it for a work of literature. Basic elements of storytelling such as plot, setting, and character development are moot. Don’t expect masterful execution of technique. There is, however, somewhat of a theme, and that is perhaps best expressed in “The Day the Human Was Sad:”
“Sometimes the mission isn’t to bark, or chase, or patrol. Sometimes, it’s just to be there. To be the warm body that reminds him he’s not alone.”
That works both ways, Roxy
February 24, 2026
(3.5 rounded to 4.0).
Meet Roxy, the Australian Black Heeler (despite conflicting DNA results) who has adopted “an owner” living in a Toronto suburb. Coming from a true working dog breed, Roxy sometimes finds it challenging to adapt to a mundane household where the only things truly worth chasing are squirrels, mailmen, delivery drivers, and with great care, skunks. She focuses her extra time and attention on a training program for her person. After the basics of sit, stay, walk, treat and meals, she is able to focus the effort and more challenging commands such as inventing hobbies to entertain them both (or at least Roxy), such as lost socks, inanimate object invasions (vacuum cleaners, pillows, blankets, books and ignored food). She has decided to share her knowledge with other dogs who may have issues with their own troublesome owners.
I enjoy books that imagine what our four-legged friends think about us. Luckily there are some excellent series of books that feature some reasonable guesses for the internal dialogues they may be engaging in. Fewer of those books appear to be written by the animals they feature so it was refreshing to come across one that does a good job of telling such stories. The characters are developed well enough to carry the story and the descriptions of a home and its surroundings can provide a sufficient backdrop for Roxy’s exploits. It provides a pleasing change from more serious tales and I would recommend to readers of humor, satire, animal characters and other genres which lend themselves to a light handed touch. Since it is intended to be the first on a series featuring Roxy’s observations and adventures which I will be pleased to read.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Meet Roxy, the Australian Black Heeler (despite conflicting DNA results) who has adopted “an owner” living in a Toronto suburb. Coming from a true working dog breed, Roxy sometimes finds it challenging to adapt to a mundane household where the only things truly worth chasing are squirrels, mailmen, delivery drivers, and with great care, skunks. She focuses her extra time and attention on a training program for her person. After the basics of sit, stay, walk, treat and meals, she is able to focus the effort and more challenging commands such as inventing hobbies to entertain them both (or at least Roxy), such as lost socks, inanimate object invasions (vacuum cleaners, pillows, blankets, books and ignored food). She has decided to share her knowledge with other dogs who may have issues with their own troublesome owners.
I enjoy books that imagine what our four-legged friends think about us. Luckily there are some excellent series of books that feature some reasonable guesses for the internal dialogues they may be engaging in. Fewer of those books appear to be written by the animals they feature so it was refreshing to come across one that does a good job of telling such stories. The characters are developed well enough to carry the story and the descriptions of a home and its surroundings can provide a sufficient backdrop for Roxy’s exploits. It provides a pleasing change from more serious tales and I would recommend to readers of humor, satire, animal characters and other genres which lend themselves to a light handed touch. Since it is intended to be the first on a series featuring Roxy’s observations and adventures which I will be pleased to read.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
March 1, 2026
Barking Orders by Roxy The Cattle Dog is a delightfully fun look at life through the eyes of Roxy the cattle dog.
The reader really ‘believes’ that Roxy is the author of the book. It really does sound like a dog’s eye view on life! She believes “Humans are 85% coffee and 15% confusion.” Sounds about right to me! Roxy sets about training her human when she arrives. “Receive treat… Repeat until pantry is empty.” Roxy is ruled by her stomach!
Any unattended food is fair game. “Yogurt on my nose… You left it there. This is on you.” Whether it is breakfast yogurt, thanksgiving turkey, a BBQ or something else – leave food unguarded at your peril!
Wildlife is to be chased and eliminated from the garden. “At precisely 8.06am, the enemy breached the perimeter… a gray blur with shifty eyes and a twitchy tail.” Squirrels prove not so easy to catch. “Nutcracker escaped this time. But mark my barks, I’ll get that acorn-hoarder one day.” Skunks are to be avoided at all costs!
The ultimate betrayal is… a trip to the vets when conned into thinking it was a good trip out.
Roxy is scared of thunder, needing the reassurance of her owner. “He said, ‘You’re brave.’ Correct. Even warriors need a break sometimes.”
I absolutely adored hearing of Roxy’s daily events. This is a most entertaining read.
I will leave you with my favourite quote:
“Sometimes the mission isn’t to bark, or chase, or patrol. Sometimes, it’s just to be there. To be the warm body that reminds him he’s not alone.”
I received a free copy from the author’s human. A favourable review was not required. All opinions are my own.
The reader really ‘believes’ that Roxy is the author of the book. It really does sound like a dog’s eye view on life! She believes “Humans are 85% coffee and 15% confusion.” Sounds about right to me! Roxy sets about training her human when she arrives. “Receive treat… Repeat until pantry is empty.” Roxy is ruled by her stomach!
Any unattended food is fair game. “Yogurt on my nose… You left it there. This is on you.” Whether it is breakfast yogurt, thanksgiving turkey, a BBQ or something else – leave food unguarded at your peril!
Wildlife is to be chased and eliminated from the garden. “At precisely 8.06am, the enemy breached the perimeter… a gray blur with shifty eyes and a twitchy tail.” Squirrels prove not so easy to catch. “Nutcracker escaped this time. But mark my barks, I’ll get that acorn-hoarder one day.” Skunks are to be avoided at all costs!
The ultimate betrayal is… a trip to the vets when conned into thinking it was a good trip out.
Roxy is scared of thunder, needing the reassurance of her owner. “He said, ‘You’re brave.’ Correct. Even warriors need a break sometimes.”
I absolutely adored hearing of Roxy’s daily events. This is a most entertaining read.
I will leave you with my favourite quote:
“Sometimes the mission isn’t to bark, or chase, or patrol. Sometimes, it’s just to be there. To be the warm body that reminds him he’s not alone.”
I received a free copy from the author’s human. A favourable review was not required. All opinions are my own.
May 25, 2026
Barking Orders: A Dog’s Diary of Chaos and Squirrel Surveillance is an absolute delight—clever, polished, and consistently entertaining from the first line to the last. The premise is original, but what truly sets this book apart is the confidence of its voice: Roxy’s observations are sharp, hilarious, and delivered with the kind of deadpan authority that makes every chapter feel fresh and memorable. It’s the rare book that is both laugh-out-loud funny and genuinely well-crafted.
What makes this especially effective is how well it balances wit with insight. The short, observational chapters give the review-style humor a brisk, addictive rhythm, while the details about household routines, canine logic, and working-dog instincts make the comedy feel grounded rather than gimmicky. The result is a book with broad charm: dog lovers will immediately recognize the truth behind the jokes, and even casual readers will appreciate the crisp pacing and inventive perspective.
This is an easy five-star read for anyone who enjoys smart humor, distinctive narration, and books with real personality. Whether you live with a bossy dog, admire the intelligence of herding breeds, or simply want something charming and original, Barking Orders delivers. Highly recommended for readers who enjoy witty animal narratives with heart, discipline, and a wonderfully dry sense of humor.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
What makes this especially effective is how well it balances wit with insight. The short, observational chapters give the review-style humor a brisk, addictive rhythm, while the details about household routines, canine logic, and working-dog instincts make the comedy feel grounded rather than gimmicky. The result is a book with broad charm: dog lovers will immediately recognize the truth behind the jokes, and even casual readers will appreciate the crisp pacing and inventive perspective.
This is an easy five-star read for anyone who enjoys smart humor, distinctive narration, and books with real personality. Whether you live with a bossy dog, admire the intelligence of herding breeds, or simply want something charming and original, Barking Orders delivers. Highly recommended for readers who enjoy witty animal narratives with heart, discipline, and a wonderfully dry sense of humor.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
March 16, 2026
This book surprised me in the best possible way. Written from the perspective of a very opinionated cattle dog, the story turns everyday life into a series of hilarious “missions” and observations about the strange behavior of humans. The narrator treats squirrels like criminal masterminds, guests like suspicious intruders, and the vacuum cleaner like a dangerous enemy, which creates a wonderfully playful tone throughout the book.
What I enjoyed most is how the humor works on two levels. On the surface it’s funny, full of sharp one liners and exaggerated dog logic. But underneath the jokes there is genuine warmth about loyalty, companionship, and the quiet bond between a dog and the human they choose. Some scenes are absurdly funny, while others feel surprisingly sincere.
The episodic structure works well because each chapter reads like a small report from a self appointed “security chief” of the house. It keeps the pacing light and makes the book easy to dip into.
Overall, this is a quirky, entertaining read that captures the chaotic, loving relationship between dogs and their humans with a lot of personality and humor.
What I enjoyed most is how the humor works on two levels. On the surface it’s funny, full of sharp one liners and exaggerated dog logic. But underneath the jokes there is genuine warmth about loyalty, companionship, and the quiet bond between a dog and the human they choose. Some scenes are absurdly funny, while others feel surprisingly sincere.
The episodic structure works well because each chapter reads like a small report from a self appointed “security chief” of the house. It keeps the pacing light and makes the book easy to dip into.
Overall, this is a quirky, entertaining read that captures the chaotic, loving relationship between dogs and their humans with a lot of personality and humor.
May 9, 2026
Told from the point of view of cattle dog Roxy, Barking Orders is a series of humorous vignettes about a canine and her human.
Of course, SHE chose her human, not the other way around. Dogs have to work hard to train their humans. You see, the task is all the more interesting because humans so often mistake themselves as the ones in charge.
Humans think that they are training dogs, but it is really the other way around, of course. No harm in letting them think they are in charge, the poor dears. Humans even think they are walking their dogs when it is really their dogs walking them! Despite her human's cluelessness, the bond between Roxy and him is real.
Life is good, from chasing squirrels and raccoons to playing with best friend Cooper to battling the hateful vacuum cleaner to letting the mailman and house guests know who is in charge to savoring barbecue. The difference in dog and human perspective is hilarious, particularly since both are well-meaning good eggs.
Heartwarming, funny, and moving, Barking Orders is recommended for dog lovers who have always wondered what their beloved friends are REALLY thinking.
Of course, SHE chose her human, not the other way around. Dogs have to work hard to train their humans. You see, the task is all the more interesting because humans so often mistake themselves as the ones in charge.
Humans think that they are training dogs, but it is really the other way around, of course. No harm in letting them think they are in charge, the poor dears. Humans even think they are walking their dogs when it is really their dogs walking them! Despite her human's cluelessness, the bond between Roxy and him is real.
Life is good, from chasing squirrels and raccoons to playing with best friend Cooper to battling the hateful vacuum cleaner to letting the mailman and house guests know who is in charge to savoring barbecue. The difference in dog and human perspective is hilarious, particularly since both are well-meaning good eggs.
Heartwarming, funny, and moving, Barking Orders is recommended for dog lovers who have always wondered what their beloved friends are REALLY thinking.
July 31, 2026
🐶 Dog Training (for Humans) . . .
Based on the premise that humans think they are the ones in charge, Roxy has decided to set the record straight. Roxy is a Black Heeler, a working breed Australian Cattle Dog, and a professional household supervisor. So get yourself comfortable and learn the truth your dog has been wanting to tell you. The mention of "upright mammals who mean well but require constant supervision" refers to YOU, so pay attention. The 41 chapters are here to address human training and issues and, if you do well, you might earn a tail wag and a treat! (And if you add a cat to your pet household, the entire dynamic will readjust. I look forward to one day reading more on that topic!)
Seriously, this is a cute book. The chapters are short enough to make things not feel rushed as they provide proper breaking points in your reading. And Roxy answers all the questions you might have as you learn about your "brilliant" dog who has put so much time into training you. That's why dogs love us so much!
Based on the premise that humans think they are the ones in charge, Roxy has decided to set the record straight. Roxy is a Black Heeler, a working breed Australian Cattle Dog, and a professional household supervisor. So get yourself comfortable and learn the truth your dog has been wanting to tell you. The mention of "upright mammals who mean well but require constant supervision" refers to YOU, so pay attention. The 41 chapters are here to address human training and issues and, if you do well, you might earn a tail wag and a treat! (And if you add a cat to your pet household, the entire dynamic will readjust. I look forward to one day reading more on that topic!)
Seriously, this is a cute book. The chapters are short enough to make things not feel rushed as they provide proper breaking points in your reading. And Roxy answers all the questions you might have as you learn about your "brilliant" dog who has put so much time into training you. That's why dogs love us so much!
April 29, 2026
I received this book courtesy of Booksprout for the purpose of a fair and honest review.
Overview: Roxy has decided that we need to know how she became the dog that she is. She takes us through her day. Everything is studied from squirrels to mailmen to suspicious black and white kitties with a strong odor. What can Roxy tell us about her days with her human? Let's find out.
Dislikes: Sorry Roxy. I love dogs, but you'd have had a sore bottom for getting on my countertops. The counter is human territory. Thievery gets punished.
Likes: The skunk. I feel your pain. The poor dog and family, Roxy couldn't help it. The skunk trespassed on her territory. And anyone, who has dogs in skunk territory, knows that this is a part of life.
Sounds like Roxy likes doggy daycare. It probably saved their house from boredom destruction.
Conclusion: This was a fun book. If you are a dog lover, then this book is for you. Enjoy the read.
Overview: Roxy has decided that we need to know how she became the dog that she is. She takes us through her day. Everything is studied from squirrels to mailmen to suspicious black and white kitties with a strong odor. What can Roxy tell us about her days with her human? Let's find out.
Dislikes: Sorry Roxy. I love dogs, but you'd have had a sore bottom for getting on my countertops. The counter is human territory. Thievery gets punished.
Likes: The skunk. I feel your pain. The poor dog and family, Roxy couldn't help it. The skunk trespassed on her territory. And anyone, who has dogs in skunk territory, knows that this is a part of life.
Sounds like Roxy likes doggy daycare. It probably saved their house from boredom destruction.
Conclusion: This was a fun book. If you are a dog lover, then this book is for you. Enjoy the read.
January 20, 2026
Barking Orders by Roxy the Cattle Dog is just flat‑out adorable. From the first page, Roxy’s personality comes through loud and clear—she’s bossy, hilarious, and totally sure she’s the smartest one in the room (and honestly, she might be).
The whole book feels like sitting on a porch with a ridiculously charming dog who has opinions about everything: the humans she works with, the trouble they get into, and the daily chaos she somehow manages to keep under control. I laughed a ton, and there were a few surprisingly sweet moments that hit right in the feels.
If you love dogs and stories told with a ton of heart and humor, this book is an easy win. Roxy’s voice is unique, lovable, and impossible to forget. Can’t wait for whatever she “writes” next!.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
The whole book feels like sitting on a porch with a ridiculously charming dog who has opinions about everything: the humans she works with, the trouble they get into, and the daily chaos she somehow manages to keep under control. I laughed a ton, and there were a few surprisingly sweet moments that hit right in the feels.
If you love dogs and stories told with a ton of heart and humor, this book is an easy win. Roxy’s voice is unique, lovable, and impossible to forget. Can’t wait for whatever she “writes” next!.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
May 2, 2026
I received a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.
I did not expect to laugh this much.
This is a fun, fast read with plenty of heart. Roxy is bossy, loyal, and absolutely hilarious.
The book makes one thing very clear: we don’t train our dogs, our dogs train us. They just let us believe otherwise because it keeps the treats coming. Anyone who has ever owned a dog will read this and think: wait… is this what’s actually happening?
The chapters are short, the humor never misses, and the story moves quickly. I read it in one sitting, laughing most of the way through. It also has some genuinely sweet moments between the laughs, which I really appreciated.
If you have a dog, you’ll recognize everything here. If you don’t, you’ll still enjoy it. Either way, Roxy will judge you and mark her barks, you’ll be perfectly fine with that.
Definitely recommended.
I did not expect to laugh this much.
This is a fun, fast read with plenty of heart. Roxy is bossy, loyal, and absolutely hilarious.
The book makes one thing very clear: we don’t train our dogs, our dogs train us. They just let us believe otherwise because it keeps the treats coming. Anyone who has ever owned a dog will read this and think: wait… is this what’s actually happening?
The chapters are short, the humor never misses, and the story moves quickly. I read it in one sitting, laughing most of the way through. It also has some genuinely sweet moments between the laughs, which I really appreciated.
If you have a dog, you’ll recognize everything here. If you don’t, you’ll still enjoy it. Either way, Roxy will judge you and mark her barks, you’ll be perfectly fine with that.
Definitely recommended.
March 21, 2026
This is a laugh out loud, very relatable book, written by Roxy the Cattle Dog from her perspective of living with her human. If you are a dog owner, you will find this true to life, dog perspective, outrageously funny, and true! I will never quite view a cup of coffee, my dogs barking in the middle of the night or dog treats quite the same way.
This would be a fun book to include to any new dog owner, and current dog owner or any want-to-be dog owner! Brilliantly crafted, this is a fun read! A great to book to grab when you need to brighten your day and you just need a good laugh. Very funny and very very creative! Lots of great one-liners that are oh so relatable and catchy (for any dog owner!). It brought some laughs to my day and is a fun, light read.
This would be a fun book to include to any new dog owner, and current dog owner or any want-to-be dog owner! Brilliantly crafted, this is a fun read! A great to book to grab when you need to brighten your day and you just need a good laugh. Very funny and very very creative! Lots of great one-liners that are oh so relatable and catchy (for any dog owner!). It brought some laughs to my day and is a fun, light read.
May 2, 2026
Barking Orders, A Dogs Diary of Chaos Loyalty & Squirrel Surveillance is funny. This is the first book I’ve read by Roxy the Cattle Dog, but it won’t be the last since I smiled & laughed out loud starting with page 1 while I read this funny diary of a dogs point of view. I have a dog & we always say he adopted/rescued us since he’s always in charge. And just like Roxy, he is also the Supreme Overlord of Walks, Snacks & Moral Superiority. I received this quick read from Book Sprout & am leaving an honest review.
August 24, 2026
4.5 stars
This is book one of Roxy, the Australian cattle dog’s daily diary. It documents her patient effort to train her human and her hilarious adventures. It wasn’t a very long book… just over 100 pages, laid out in a typical diary format, day by day, it was light and SO funny, I absolutely loved it! If you’re looking lighthearted rook, you really need to check this one out, you might find yourself, like me, hungry for book two so grab this one today. 4.5 stars
I received a copy of this book for free but am voluntarily leaving a review.
This is book one of Roxy, the Australian cattle dog’s daily diary. It documents her patient effort to train her human and her hilarious adventures. It wasn’t a very long book… just over 100 pages, laid out in a typical diary format, day by day, it was light and SO funny, I absolutely loved it! If you’re looking lighthearted rook, you really need to check this one out, you might find yourself, like me, hungry for book two so grab this one today. 4.5 stars
I received a copy of this book for free but am voluntarily leaving a review.
March 11, 2026
This is quite an entertaining read and especially well-written for a canine author. Everyday situations are explained through the eyes of the dog, who explains her behaviors are for noble purposes, such as surveillance and training her human. Chapters are short, making this a nice, light read. The descriptions are entertaining and the writing style makes for a super enjoyable read.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
June 24, 2026
"Barking Orders: A Dog's Diary of Chaos, Loyalty, and Squirrel Surveillance" tells the story of a dog's life—from the dog's own perspective! Shameless, bold, and laugh-out-loud funny, it reveals the thoughts you’ve always suspected were running through your dog’s mind. A charming and witty look at why dogs hold such a special place in so many hearts.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
February 2, 2026
I first have to say, I am a cat person. I was offered an opportunity to read this book and thought why not. Well I don't remember laughing so much while reading a book. Roxy and her human tell a great story. I could write so much more, but you really just need to read the book and fall in love with Roxy.
I received an advanced review copy for free, and am leaving this review voluntarily.
I received an advanced review copy for free, and am leaving this review voluntarily.
April 14, 2026
Being a cattle dog owner, this was a must read for me. I enjoyed the story and appreciated all the antics Roxy kept us amused with, the story made me smile, I did not laugh out loud and I finished the book feeling my that my cattle dog is saner than Roxy.
I wouldn't mind reading more from Roxy.
I received a free advance review copy and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
I wouldn't mind reading more from Roxy.
I received a free advance review copy and I am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
April 26, 2026
Roxy is a Black Heeler, and she narrates this book.
Although I’m a cat lover and have never had a dog, I thought this book might be fun to read, and it really was.
I liked that the chapters were short and straight to the point without too many explanations.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout, and I am voluntarily leaving a review.
Although I’m a cat lover and have never had a dog, I thought this book might be fun to read, and it really was.
I liked that the chapters were short and straight to the point without too many explanations.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout, and I am voluntarily leaving a review.
June 27, 2026
This autobiographical sketch is presented in the voice of Roxy, an energetic cattle dog. Roxy described her efforts to modify her human’s behavior by selective obedience. Her adventures are described with dog-style goals and objectives. Delightful read
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I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
July 30, 2026
Love how she grades her human. She chose him, not the other way around. Love the perspective of all things, indoors and outdoors, other creatures, different types of water, food and treats. Made me smile and laugh, super fun to read.
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I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
February 8, 2026
I loved this story. It made me reminisce about my own Australian Cattle Dog. It felt so real reading from Roxy's perspective. I enjoyed the book a lot.
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I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
February 22, 2026
Loved it! Had a lot of fun, couldn't stop laughing and won't read other stories by Roxy soon.
Well written, witty, highly entertaining.
Well done!
Many thanks for this digital copy, all opinions are mine
Well written, witty, highly entertaining.
Well done!
Many thanks for this digital copy, all opinions are mine
March 22, 2026
I thought this book hilarious and so accurate. I can picture my own dogs saying everything just like Roxy. It is honest and brutal while being told from the dogs point of view.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
I received a free copy of this book via Booksprout and am voluntarily leaving a review.
May 12, 2026
A lighthearted and enjoyable read filled with humor, chaos, and heart. It is perfect for dog lovers, especially anyone familiar with cattle dogs or other energetic breeds that seem to believe they are running the entire household.
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