Banana Cream-Pied: A Devious Delicacies Novelette

by Rosemary Bunny

Join Aria and Ben as they travel to Key West to visit their friend, Daryl, who has just settled into his new life at a bakery. They never would have expected to run into a sentient object again, but when Ben is peeling open a banana to top off the banana cream pie Daryl made, it talks. Suffering from the same curse that plagued Daryl, Big Mike the banana must learn his lesson before he can be restored to his human form.

No, the banana doesn't get used in the way you're probably thinking. If you want to know how a banana could POSSIBLY get naughtier, you'll have to read on and find out. ;)

38 pages, Kindle Edition

Published January 19, 2026

Reviews

[Sarah Stevens · Rating 4 out of 5]

Uhhhh……bananas aren’t supposed to go there.

[Adrianna Thompson · Rating 4 out of 5]

Listen I could pretend I didn’t know what I was getting into with book 1 but I went into this one with both eyes open and ready to hit the road 😂😂

When the author said “the banana isn’t used how you think it is” I instantly was like “oh girl, fuck me up I guess” and boy did she. Can confirm it’s NOT used how you would assume it is 😂

Morana’s back with more healthy displays of BDSM, healthy conversations and demisexual/plus size rep that makes these almost as educational as they are hilarious. I’m obsessed. I will be reading the entire series as it comes out.

[Rose · Rating 3 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️.75

This was the sequel to a smutty bdsm novella with a sentient whipped cream bottle, and in this one, they have sex with a sentient banana instead and it was exactly what you would expect from a smutty bdsm novella with a sentient banana! Again, same as book one I really don't know how to rate this, but I'm not mad at it. 😂

[Leah · Rating 5 out of 5]

i was lucky enough to get this as an ARC after seeing it on my feed one day. i read this in like 30 minutes. short and fast read with extra spunk and lots of puns. will not be able to eat banana cream the same

[Clare Marlowe · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow! So much to say about this book. Yes it's a sentient banana and yes there's a banana cream pie. But it's full of humor, consent and everything lovely with romance. It's short and sweet and a quick fun read. There's so much good stuff packed into this book, it's a must read!

[Megan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Morana Bylur does it again! This book made me giggle, I freaking loved it! ‘The banana gasps’ absolutely sent me, iykyk. Just read it!

[Rhi · Rating 1 out of 5]

Whatttttt? What did I just willingly read?? Don’t think I’ll look at a banana the same ever again

[BegilsdottirB · Rating 4 out of 5]

It is what it is.

[Sidny · Rating 1 out of 5]

for science.
5/5 for laughs
1/5 for content

[Kassidy Kenmir · Rating 4 out of 5]

what the pie

Another great time not knowing wtf i was reading. Idk how she comes up with this stuff but im loving it 😂

[Sandy Williams · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ummm

I liked this one a lot...I like how the author puts the importance of aftercare in these books...and of sentient objects almost always a fun read

[Melissa · Rating 2 out of 5]

“Did you just wrap that banana peel around your cock, Ben?!”

Another 30 odd pages of WTF did I just read?!
The banana is not used the way you think.